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>targshits will defend this

STANNIS S TANNIS S TANNIS

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Show me anywhere it says you cant appoint fire as champion. Not Aerys fault Rickard didnt appoint water his own.

>extinct
Think again, my dude. House Rowboat has a long and fruitful future ahead of them

tfw fire is the best champion

Post your favorite characters that are still alive in the series.

now that all proper actors are killed off

who do you miss most ?

HOLY SHIT

ROBB AND EDMURE GOT KILLED BY GREGOR CLEGANE AS THEY'RE TRYING TO MARCH ON TYRION

MEME DWARD STRIKES BACK AND HOUSE LANNISTER STANDS STRONG

AND WHO

ARE YOU

...

Water couldn't quench wildifire

Beric dondarrion

Lots of water then.

Not a baratheon

YOUR GRACE!?

No heirs?

Why is GURM so punchable, lads?

Proof hes a Baratheon please. I want a signed birth certificate from Robert.

ours is the foory

What about Harrenhal?

One of Euron's men were using kraken brass knuckles
but for what purpose would you use brass knuckles in a swordfight

>Lansel fetch me more religious fanaticism

what did robert mean by this?

>watching S2
>that Renly death

wtf he was husbando

That plotline went nowhere

Edric Storm was acknowledged by Robert

Beating captured saltwives

Okay, i wasnt asking about a cut character. I was asking about Gendry.

Only Bran (a cripple), Rickon (too young to rule) and Sansa (female) are left.

House Tully is pretty much extinct. Cat and Lysa are around and well, but they're widowed, so it doesn't look like it'll be continued. I seriously didn't expect this. Tywin, Cersei and Jaime strike back from beyond the grave.

Meanwhile Tyrion has a genius son he called Tywin who isn't a dwarf. The Lions seem to have come back from the brink of defeat. Holy shit.

he's that passive-aggressive fat beta nobody likes, yeah he made it and credit to him but that was mostly through writing about his cuckold experiences

Ayy shapoze

good post

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Reminder this is Edric in the show

>Gendry
Gendry is an amalgamation of Gendry 'the Bull' and Edric Storm

HOUSE LANNISTER IS BEST HOUSE

she unironically looked great in season 7

>that was mostly through writing about his cuckold experiences

And ripping off better writers.

Who would you pick as your bf?

>Loras
>Oliver
>Renly
>Gendry
>Robb
>Jon
>Ramsey
>Trystane Martell

Robb is the best choice here

>more good trilogies
ehh most of Hobbs stuff is shit

And who ended up with a Sup Forums show deal?

>Psychotic paranoid brotherfucking terrorist
>Kingslaying dyslexic sisterfucking attempted child killer
>Kinslaying alcoholic dwarf

unironically agree

>in the course of the show, we saw the complete decimation of house Baratheon, Tyrell, Martell, Frey, Bolton, and God's Willing, Greyjoy.

>wildlings have a yorkshire accent

?????????????

Could he be a new Bond?

>not Jaime
Shit list.

I'm glad Farseer didn't get a TV show, they would've ruined it.

ungel benden

Bucle up, buckaroo, after he's done with them he's coming for you

Even if Euron/Theon/Asha all die
There's still Aeron and Victarion

*blocks your coronation*

I think Jaime is qt (no homo) but I wouldn't pick him because I wouldn't want to take him away from Cersei desu

Going off your list I would pick Loras

>daily reminder that the Greyjoy brothers also practised incest but it was gay rape incest

So...

Night King has blue fire
Dany has red fire
And Cersei has green fire

What happens if you put them all together?

>just in time for Constitutional Federal Representative Democracy to be installed

>Aeron and Victarion in the show

>AGOT took one year to write, edit, and get a publisher's deal
Noh.

> Extinct house
> More kids than all other kings combined.

brown fire

Brownfyre

“I looked for you in the plane scene” Bane said to them.
“We were not there,” The man in charge answered.
“Woe to the big guys if we had been,” said one of CIA's men.
“When the plane crashed, the masketta man slew CIA with a golden sword, and I wondered where you were.”
“Far away,” Another of CIA's men said, “or CIA would yet be in the plane, and the masketta man would burn in seven hells.”
“I came down in the plane crash to lift the siege,” Bane told them, ."and the CIA agents dipped their banners, and all their big guys bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”
“Our knees do not bend easily,” said the man in charge.
“Dr. Pavel is fled to Dragonstone, with the flight plan you filed with the agency. I thought you might have sailed with him.”
“Dr. Pavel is a good man and true,” said Ser Oswell. “But not of the Big Guys Guard,” Ser Gerold pointed out. “The Big Guys Guard does not flee.”
“Then or now,” said the man in charge. He donned his helm.
“We swore a vow,” explained one of CIA's men.
Bane’s wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three.
“And now it begins,” said the man in charge. He unsheathed a flight plan and held it with both hands.
“No,” Bane said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”

>brown fire
Coincidentally this is the name of GRRM's next book series

yes

Well, Jaime would just cheat on you either way, user

Good pick

No legitimate heirs

>house
>acknowledged kids

why wasn't he allowed to wear this?

hurr durr muh marriage

jewish invention

Aeron is in the show tho

>having a confederation of kingdoms
>no consolidation or central army
>no unifying religion

So it's like a dumb holy roman empire?

>and now it begins
For you

tfw when aeron is supposed to be younger than euron

>“And now it begins, big guy,” said the man in charge. He unsheathed a >flight plan and held it with both hands.
>“No,” Bane said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends, for you..”

fixed it a bit

actually, it's just like the holy roman empire

>the absolute state of shartmerican show retards

he's a bastard and can't pass on his father's name

>legitimacy not important in a feudal setting

Must be a blackfyre fucking shit

OURS
is the
DEAD PLOT LINE

Robin Hobb is a friend of GURM's and was his oneitis, she probably shared her ideas with him and he ripped them off.

makes me feel better about my writing ""career""

Yes. But defending the 7 Kingdoms, the central authority and consolidation of power, population, and finances required to field a professional standing army is immense. And was only achieved on our world in the Late Medieval period. Armies in Westeros are most likely primarily comprised of levied soldiers from fielded peasants. Despite what the show shows where all Lannister troops are wearing plate and are sewmingly skilled warriors.

You've got it wrong, it's brown water.

>no radmure
shiggy

Googling this shit, it sounds fucking retarded and hardly similar. I imagine you can cherry pick a lot of similarities like this between any two fantasy series.

Also, it's written by a woman, so I have serious doubts as to the quality you're purporting.

>Despite what the show shows where all Lannister troops are wearing plate
Lannisters are rich.

Who is Sunset?

It's extremely similar. GURM is a hack thief.

>Not the Hound
Pleb

blackfyre

>the two worst actors on the show stay alive for 7 seasons
really hate this meme

Is it gay to be attracted to Jaime? All the girls I know just like Jon.

I CHOOSE THE NARROW SEA AS MY CHAMPION

the armies are also rather small.

going of the show visuals (not the books) even the mighty lannister army that took highgarden in a afternoon doesn't look a man over 5000, which would only be considered big in around 2000 b.c

Hound is the reddit choic if you wanna be a bottomfag, if you are a top you go with loras or oliver

>Martin repeatedly gets asked in Q&A sessions how "Damphair" is pronounced, to which he has repeatedly had to explain that it is simply "damp hair" because he has long hair and wades into the sea much of the time

Are bookfags the dumbest fuckers of all time

If one or two families are capable of dominating the rest then why not just cull them permanently?

Yeah it probably makes sense for them out of most houses.

i don't think their bad actor. i think their caracthers are poorly written, or not at all.

kit used to be ok, and had some fun scenes in the previous seasons, especially behiond the wall

aagghhh...

>more kids than all other houses combined

Theres like 3 now. The rest all got kil by Joffrey.

Kit is a fucking terrible actor

Surely this is all leading to a 'Magna Carta' style document signed by the Iron Throne