Without us you will all live like barbarians

Without us you will all live like barbarians.

nice trips
also
>Dr. Edward Asselbergs

kek

WE WUZ INVENTORS N SHEIT

We invented freedom.

Checkmate.

>instant food

>Bitstrips

What are you, gay?

>A leaf named Asselbergs

I think we are done here

Your responsible for basket ball Americans.

>a fucking leaf.

>invented the speed of sound

Is it any coincidence that "Canadian" is a euphemism for nigger?

Didn't we invent peanut butter and streetlights too?

This. We should suppor Canada and have the youth of our nations work side by side to form a greater, more tolerant and progressive world.

Canadians also invented gunpowder and fireworks, where would you be without us America

>cystic fibrosis gene
>invented by a canadian
>canada is responsible for a horrible genetic disease

Kek

Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on Sup Forums thinking you just said some smart shit.

Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?

If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.

Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.

Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.

But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.

Come on man. Not Chris Hadfield please. Is anything sacred?

>James Naismith
>Not inventing basketball in Connecticut
Wat

i don't get this one

nasa gets into space from russia too

Even if you did invent all this shit, it's not like you can take it back. We own it now.

This is why I fucking hate Canadians. They literally live in a delusional bubble that is so far up their own ass their own feces is a cause for celebration.

Sorry for correcting you, but that was France.

Canadian citizen working in america. A joint invention if you will

Why is a "green garbage bag" on the list of canada's accomplishments?

Duty free shopping, it's a religious ritual for your people. That shit will come to a stop, full halt under a Trump presidency. Prepare to stockpile now. Only 2 months friend.

>he thinks Trump will stop the duty free

And the USA is responsible for like 30x more inventions than that OP