Famous Words

What would you have said if you assassinated Lincoln?

>Im John Wilkes Booth and this is Jackass

bump.

probably just screamed FUCKING DIE YOU CUNT! stick the gun in his mouth and just look at Lincolns funny old terrified face

sounds like pottery

If you enjoyed the play you'll get a bang out of this!

one last bump.

>i sure do hope in 150 odd years that this country is swarming with niggers

daily reminder Booth IS THE SOLE REASON we have a nigger problem

I'm here to emancipate your proclamator

"For Israel!"

suprise motherfucker

John Wilkes Booth was a black man?

>I'M A FUCKING RETARD THAT CLAIMS TO BE SYMPATHETIC TO THE SOUTHERN CAUSE BUT I WANT TO KILL THE ONE GUY THAT WILL PREVENT A GIANT DEMOGRAPHIC CRISIS IN 150 YEARS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

.T Joker

>John Wilkes booth would have hung out on /k/

your booth, this is MY BOOTH MOTHERFUCKER

"QUICKIFYOUWANTMETOSHOOTYOU SAYWHAT!"

I did it for the bankers

I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE

>"Do you feel lucky, Punk?"
>BANG
>"Get it?!"
>MTL stares in silent horror
>entire audience looks up in shock
>"GET IT?!"
>"Of course you don't. sheeit."
>run

Honorary black
Lincoln's plan was to free the slave and send them back to Africa. Thanks to Booth messing with that, they stayed.

Oh shit, boo, you got a fly on your head. Let me get that off for you.

FORE!

TRIPS

I'm so....tired.

Didn't you see OP's picture? That is a black man, this is something they don't show you in school cuz they don't want you to know

>"itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat"
>"I don't believe it"
>"HABBEEB IT
*Twinkiehouse*

"You ever take a shit and realize your nut sack stinks worse than your shit?

I call that pork balls"

>Bang

Should have killed the slaves as well

I disagree with your political ideals. #AltRightMeans niggers should be slaves.

>"TAKE THAT YOU SODOMITE ! its ok now i killed the child molester. dont panic. you can make the statue of me out of pure silver i like the tarnished look"

MY NAME IS JOHN WILKES BOOTH AND I 100% AGREE WITH LIBERALS AND ALL THINGS LIBERAL I WILL FOREVER BE THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF NIGGER LOVERS
I AM ALSO JEWISH AND DOING THIS FOR A JEWISH CABAL

You Lincoln apologists never will stop with this debunked meme, will you?

>What would you have said if you assassinated Lincoln?

shabbat shalom ya bastard

YOURE A FUCKING WHITE MALE

How much real credit is in that? I believe Lincoln would have loved to let the freeman roam in North America.

>Oops!

>I dindu nuffin wrong,I was gud boy, dem money for dem programs

Fuck you faggot. If Lincoln hadn't been assassinated the niggers would have been sent back to Africa.
We could be living nigger free right now if JWB hadn't been such a dipshit.

Why do you believe this? It is contradicted by every scrap of information and every conclusion of every historian that we have. Lincoln, like most people, hated blacks, grudgingly tolerated slavery without seeing it as a thing needing immediate extirpation, and was really concerned with maintaining the Union.

I'd rather have a slave than no slaves. Now I have no slaves, and I know who to blame.

You have ruined our profit racketeering in the south.

JUST A PRANK BRO

>Implying Booth didn't kill it

Fuck him, but he the man knows a good line when he hears one.

Why assassinate him?
He wanted to deport blacks, but he was murdered for other "reasons".

That's a hell of a picture.

>That's a hell of a picture.
inb4 slaves'n sheeit build dat boat

Why was he murdered?

I don't think lying Abe cared about the ' union' he wanted to maintain power, gather resources, build. He was a lazy eyed man that was shot for burning half a nation.

DEEZ NUTS NIGGA

>blaming Booth as if he was clairvoyant
pls

For his "monetary policies".
Also, he has a bit of a jewish ancestry.

thx

Taking about booth, he had a jewish blood line, not sure about lincoln.

Apparently there's a book called "The Mad Booths of Maryland" which alludes to this. I've never tried to find the book, however:

>"[...] John Booth, a Jewish silversmith whose ancestors had been exiled from Portugal because of their radical political views. In London, the refugees had continued their trade and free thinking, and John had married Wilkes' cousin. This Wilkes was the celebrated agitator John Wilkes of Westminster, London [...] John Wilkes Boothe's father was Junius Brutus Booth."

>-- The Mad Booths of Maryland