Things you won't hear Muslims say

Things you won't hear Muslims say

I will live like a civilised human being and respect democratic ideals and not hate non-muslims.

Oy vey

I'm not oppressed

Can I borrow some pork?

If I say anything, would it make it a paradox? Think about it.

jesus.

This thread again.

Delete yourself.

Deus Vult.

Let the haters hate, Imma keep my faith in my own way.

We are patriotic, 100% loyal Americans first before Allah

are you a patriotic, 100% loyal American first before Christ? If so, then carry on...

No, you would just be perpetually wrong

This cuck again

Delete yourself

How much for the condoms?

Refugees? Come on over! Your ideas and religions have worth!

Excuse me, where can I find the shaving cream and razors?

What flag is this

we Muslims need to reform Islam and change the quran so it can be compatible with the modern era

hover your fucking mouse over it you moron

I respect any religion.

pic on right is from before...

Hey where do i take a shower

he's probably on a cellphone...

It's Brunei, Aussiebrah

My wife is an adult.

Wow this is the rarest flag I've seen in a while.

i don't like kids
I respect women

I say this every time you morons try and start this thread:

With taqiyya ANYTHING they say is a potential lie or truth, so your thread is shit and I hate you. Sup Forums still doesn't understand Islam, and that's why we're fucked.

do you respect women?

>ANYTHING they say is a potential lie or truth
that concept literally applies to everyone on earth...

"God is OK"

Not a lot of religions have a doctrine of permitted lying, and that's the point. This thread is shitty because at least with a normal average person you don't have any reason to think they're lying.

They have no reason to, Islam does. Which is why it's permitted. Fuck you for having me explain this to you.

Come check out the dog I just adopted!

We met when we were both young

lets not name our son muhammed

"Ladies first"

Pedophilia is wrong.

Islam is a non-peaceful religion.

I'll have the BLT and an iced coffee

>Yes, that is my car with the coexist bumper sticker on it.
>Honey, please.
>You know, they may be different, but I respect the culture of the European people. They've contributed a lot to the world.
>My wife is only 2 years younger than me
>I think we should assimilate to Europe and America and respect their laws! After all, they are kind enough to let us in!

Can i have money dear Sultan ?


Or at least one of these.

They actually put ladies first when they are walking through mined area you amerilard.

Go back to sharting in mart

>You can build a christian church in our city!

>We are respectful of all religions.

"Sorry for all the attacks Islam has caused."