I AM A ZOMBIE AND I WILL MALICE YOU WITH A SHOEHORN

I AM A ZOMBIE AND I WILL MALICE YOU WITH A SHOEHORN

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>MALICE ME WITH A SHOEHORN?
Alot of it really came from the delivery. In nearly any other show those same lines really wouldn't work.

>Now all we have to do is head up the-...WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STAIRS?

DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO USE THIS!

Double D always had the best deliveries in my opinion. Specially with how great some of his sarcasm was with Eddy.

>I can't bare to look, is Rolf- IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?

>"Next time, let's just sIT IN AN OVEN!"

>What's a support beam?

"I found my sensitive side because it has a rash". God bless Ed's writers

The delivery in EEnE was top fucking notch
>THE BURDEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF

What are you gonna do, bake us a cake??

Delivery and that they really carved out a pretty distinct personality for each of the Eds. The rest of the Cul-De-Sac kids could be a little broad strokes, but the Eds were pretty well-defined.

>he slams it down over their heads

>Quick Eddy, we have to find Sarah's diary, or who know what she'll do?!
>Oh I know what she'll do, and it won't be fresh lemons...
>Well put Ed...
EEnE was fucking art.

kek

oh memories

>donkey sound in the background

>the school will tell Sarah
>and Sarah will tell mom
>and mom WILL TELL DAD
>AND DAD WILL JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH TV

IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE

Tell me lost little red cent, have you ever heard of
THE ALMIGHTY 3 SHOE BEATING?

>FATHER'S GARAGE

>Make yourself decent, Rolf!
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SUBALUWA

>it's a blatant fetish episode

In Japan.

>It's been quite a day.

>Let's play...uncle.

Shhh.....
my yeast is rising

If there was ever a statement that unironically warranted a "What did he mean by this?" it would be this one for sure.

WAIT!

MY BRAIN IS WORKING!

>Prepare to meet your maker!
>Antonucci?

>That's disturbing

>How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
>Eddy, why is someone in the kitchen with Dyna?
>Hello, light

>Excuse me Ed but is this your...
>GOOD LORD MAN!

Rolf? What is that?

The hat of discipline. [Spoiler]DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?! [\Spoiler]

>Hey Eddy. Carrots are good for your eyes, can they dial a phone?

>Summer rains, you can never predic-

i dont even remember quotes from the show anymore

probably a blessing because i can get to watch the whole series this weekend with it's surprises intact

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I rewatched a lot of ed edd n eddy this summer and I was surprised at how well it held up

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>Can you pull my finger?
>No

Rolf's expression and Ed's cry made that joke

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I can't help but crack up every time I see this scene.

>I should have the feeling back in my feet after a word from our sponsors, Double D!

>Yeah, because the school will tell Sarah, and Sarah will tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, AND DAD WILL JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH TV!

>That sound he makes as he slides down

Didn't the VAs say they regularly had to do up to 200 takes for some lines?

Yes

Also Eddy's voice actor retired and now works on an oil rig.

That shit gets me every time too.

>That rig's name?
>Deepwater Horizon

>oil rig

He works in Alberta in the Oil Sands industry.

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Reading this was enough to make me laugh audibly
i miss that show.

It makes you wonder how they came up with this stuff

God this has to be one of my favorite scenes. That crash he does just gets me every single time

I never got tired of hearing this sound effect

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>That ending.
There seems to be a lot of good quality YTP from this show...

That was some ride.

>ED! WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME WERE YOU THINKING?
>Absolutely nothing, Double D.

What's a support beam?

>the fucking silence after he slams into the wall

>episode where Ed wins the two jawbreakers
>that long ass pause it takes for him to figure out two jawbreakers aren't enough for them all

wow there really are quite a few good ones.

the entire movie is on youtube too which is pretty awesome. It's been a while, hell it makes me remember how much I liked the kankers.

>LETS GO FUCK UP THE ED BOYS
>OH HEEEELLLL NO AIN'T NO ONE TOUCHING MAH MAN BUT ME. COME ON GIRLS LETS GO SAVE THE EDS

that's the kind of chick you need, the good crazy. plus they have no qualms about beating the shit out of sarah.

...

DO NOT TAUNT THE CLAW!

EVIL TIM HAS BECKONED THEM!

FUCKING KEK. Laughed like a moron when I remembered

I know this is gonna sound cheesy but I really liked how authetic their friendship felt. Things like them starting to laugh with each other when they realize how bad they messed up the scam felt pretty authentic. Honestly the only other show I can remember that made friendship seem real was Recess.

That's one of the reasons the show worked so well - the Eds really did like each other, despite all the shit they would put each other through.

mfw when they actually did it
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>What did he say?

For the longest time I thought he was saying Aunt Lucy.

Me too. Only now did I get it was Antonucci. Got a pretty good laugh out of it.

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My personal favorite.

WAIT A MINUTE
THIS BUTT'S BEEN USED.

It's kinda unrelated but anyone else watch Spider-man YTP? Cracks me up every time

>running into ninteys trasitioning into i'm blue once the rainbow filter gets past green

>Should I tell him?
>He's a big boy, eddy.

>2:14

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This one is a LSD trip and a half.

>LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED BOY

>That segment that almost turned to porn.

Anybody know what episode somebody slides down the banister to Ed's basement and I think it makes the SUBALUWA sound?

one of my favorite episodes right there

NOW EAT YOUR MATTRESS

>2:14

I don't know if this is more or less funny after reading about that woman who eats mattresses.

It sounds like he said "Aunt Ruthy" or something like that, not very well enunciated.

Has there been a Night of the Were-Ed Storytime yet?

That fucking setup just to end like that

Thank you for reminding me of this it's gotta be one of my favorite gags

Yes like two times in the same week i think

>MMMOOOOOO

>I'm back! FATHER'S GARAGE!!!

Eddy's reactions were what always got me
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I agree with you. Some of the best episodes was just them hanging out, like figuring out where to watch a movie marathon or trying to learn things. The scams to make jawbreaker money were a priority, but at the end of the day they were just excuses for three best friends to hang out during the summer.

>I can't sleep Eddy, how can my feet smell if they dont have a nose?

Fuck, there's an episode in season 2 of Hannibal where a guy makes a creature suit because he wants to have the feeling of being a feral monster and I couldn't take it seriously because it reminded me so much of this hilarious fucking episode.

Eddy's in pain now, he'll have to call you back!

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Eddward*

Not that I'm complaining, but why the sudden influx of EENE threads?
Is it because it's that very special time of year where Curse of the Were-Ed is storytimed 50 times?

>I don't believe this! What could be more important than Master Eddy?
>COOKIE DOUGH

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Rolf had some of the best lines in the show

The sound effects really made the show too

>"Hold your horses!"
>"THIS BUTT'S BEEN USED"

Actually, it's

>AND DAD WILL SAY NOT NOW I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK