I have one idea for a tv cartoon about a summer school to make manchilds and beta kids into alpha chads.
The story goes as follow, one dude wants to stop the manchild and beta epidemic that is destroying the nation (similar to obesity problem). He makes a summer school where fathers send their 30 year old brony or pokemon faggot to stop being a manchild.
Obviously the school has an old racist very macho military grandpa who is /fit/ as fuck and is redpilled as fuck.
The story goes about a bunch of manchilds and beta kids trying to stop being beta, having to do exercise (they're weak, fat, skinnyfat), learning to socialize (there's a stacy hired by the school), learning to deal with bullies (chads) and there are some chads hired to bully the manchilds.
The story progresses as to the manchild realizing they're pathetic and loser and should man up, leaving their childish hobbies and getting jobs like janitor and dishwasher.
Obviously a parody of chris chan will be there, but he always fail.
The villains will be a bunch of tumblr fag whales who wants the exterminate the toxic masculinity of society and want for males to show their emotions and being more feminine.
How do I pitch this idea to CN and nickelodeon faggots?
some bits of it are based on my personal life to stop being a beta.
Jason Rodriguez
OP is that a picture of the Alpha Male?
Ryan Cox
nope, just an average fat loser, one of the possible character designs for the manchilds.
Robert Martinez
That would never work. The second they get away from that environment and return to their own. They'll fall back into the same pattern.
How could you pitch it? Create a clickbait title on YouTube, then for the next 1 minutes talk as quickly as possible and hope it spreads like wildfire among people. Good Luck F.A.M
Thomas Johnson
nope, was joking about pitching it.
maybe I'll pay some faggots to draw it and then look to publish it online or some shit.
have you seem those shows about giant fat people that got help and become lean? similar reason, many people don't want to return to being a failure, plus is a fucking cartoon.
Jaxson Baker
>making your insecurities into a cartoon for children
Matthew Ross
>70% of his country are obese >somehow making a cartoon to motivate kids to become /fit/ is bad nah, m8.
Charles Powell
Its a good pitch, I had some funny images in my head while reading it. Btw Sup Forums is cancer for getting advice :/
Justin Foster
So you wanna make a TV show where you project your insecurities onto everyone else?
...Rebecca Sugar, is that you?
Nathaniel Morales
Hey it worked for [Pick an author you dislike]
Luis Morgan
>he feels identified in my idea >somehow projecting lmao kid.
Levi Parker
why don't you just see a therapist instead of telling Sup Forums about your cuck fetish
Gabriel Foster
>Make a show about mocking losers and basement dwellers >Go to Sup Forums >Go to the board with half of the threads about get turned on by characters in kids shows
You went to the wrong place
Adam Wright
>cuck lmao pol retard.
I dunno, I don't browse normie websites beyond Sup Forums and youtube.
Benjamin Long
So you failed?
Ryan Mitchell
OP post a picture of yourself please.
Wyatt Peterson
nope, being in the process. so far going well.
I've overcomed social anxiety, now started to go to gym, planning on entering college to study STEM, starting to have friends.
feels good to improve.
don't have one, but I'm not fat.
Joseph Fisher
>don't have one
If this was 8 years ago and taking a picture on your phone and uploading it to Sup Forums didn't take less time to do than type out this excuse and verify that you're not a robot, then maybe I'd believe you.
Jason Hill
>Rage comic >:/
Christian Allen
I'm not a robot..
Elijah Taylor
>"alpha"/"beta" bullshit
Ain't no such thing. Go fellate a railroad spike, faggot.
Justin Ross
>he thinks cartoons need to be realistic you have people flying and having superpowers idiot on this board.
alpha = dominant males betas = sumissive males
we're animals idiot.
Ayden Hernandez
Betas are the secound in charge idiot, and this system is used just in specific species
Jason Cox
it sounded funny at first, then you got all autismo
Xavier James
nope, betas are the summisive males who flock to the leader.
alphas are the leader of the pack and usually gets the best females.
you can see this happens in teenagers and schools.
is biology.
Jonathan Young
you guys should stop ruling out teenagers and shit like some cartoon
Aiden Reyes
we're animals. we're simply more evolved.
social outcast are the beta males while atletic sport collegre bros are the alphas, the others fall in the middle.
what's so hard to understand?
Nathan Howard
He means that you are being inaccurate, what you are describing is a social role MUCH lower than 'beta'. Actual Betas are useful and (hopefully) loyal enforcers for Alphas who actually perform the organization and plans set out by Alphas. Knights, Samurai, Elite Guards, these are the true betas (though, betas can also perform negative social roles by attempting too hard to mimic or usurp the Alphas without actually being a good leader.)
That sayng "It's true" because "it's true" is not how science works?
Mason Nelson
do you think humans are magically except of biology?
Cooper Walker
Fat ugly virgind can still get laid have a hot wife and living successful life, finding a dumb scientific reason why you can't get laid but your local chad can is just sad
Eli Foster
>How do I pitch this idea to CN and nickelodeon faggots?
except that the vast majority of males never reproduce or have living descendants.
we come from the top 40% of males. and generally the top 20% of males fuck the 80% of females in most online websites.
retard.
Ian Ross
You think biology abrange ALL the fucking millions of species of mammals with average intelligence and above with the same rules? Especially the ones you degenarete with 4 simple lines and is still wrong about?
Jose Thompson
humans have the same reproductive rules of similar mammals.
look up how monkeys and gorrillas reproduce dumbass.
Josiah Rivera
You wasted valuable 1s and 0s making this thread. I hope you feel ashamed of yourself.
Nathaniel Gray
I wanted to talk about it.
Leo Campbell
It's much worse today. Men hardly ever reproduce nowadays. It's just women.
Aaron Miller
not really, it was always the top 10-20% of males who had reproductive success with dozens of kids while another 10-20% had mediocre one or two kids and the 60% lower males never reproduce.
most females still land one or two kids.
that's why all women rather reproduce with a Chad rather than some beta and even when married they cheat his beta husband with a Chad.