Welcome back Anons! Before we go back to Bendis, let's read a miniseries about the Immortal Weapons, starting with everyone's favorite lightning-tossing giant, Fat Cobra!
Immortal Weapons Storytime
Jack Collins
Adrian Adams
It's going to be relatively light on commentary tonight, because I'm REALLY damn tired.
Dominic Murphy
Oh, before I forget, the reason this thread is so late? I call it the "Bendis Blues", where I suddenly realize "Oh fuck, I have to read Bendis again, and I suddenly lose all will to post.
Josiah Gutierrez
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Luke Morgan
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Juan Watson
Oh neat, these guys were interesting
Oliver Bailey
im hyped boiiiii
Dominic Wright
Shame they only got the one mini to themselves.
David White
Yeah, not the stories you want your wenches to hear about you.
Unless they're the "depression wenches".
Ian Rogers
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Jordan Stewart
>1924
So Fat Cobra is old enough to have been one of the Immortal Weapons who fought Orson.
Jeremiah Stewart
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Owen Sanchez
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Asher Foster
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Luis King
So yeah, THIS is what Fat Cobra had to kill.
Kevin Williams
That don't look like no snake
Mason Lewis
Most people only know about Elsa Bloodstone, thanks to Nextwave, but her father Ulysses was actually a known character himself. He was part of the Marvel Presents series, which was most famous for being the first series where the Guardians of the Galaxy got their first appearances, after appearing in various other books over the years.
Nolan Ramirez
And is what happens when I try to plan ahead what I'm going to say.
Adam Price
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Matthew Ramirez
>Volstagg, Fat Cobra, and Hercules all on the same page
I swear to god, I would read a book about this trio.
Brody Perez
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David Walker
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Angel Jenkins
>took advantage of you sexually
jesus that's dark
Jackson Parker
>he has the tattoos on again
I swear, I think being able to summon the tattoos may actually be a power he can do.
Kayden Gray
Yeah, this story isn't turning out how Fat Cobra wanted it AT ALL.
Josiah Fisher
How lewd.
Nicholas Hall
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Luis Stewart
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Bentley Kelly
oh no i dont like the sound of that
Mason Gomez
And suddenly this story is a lot less funny.
Nathaniel Reed
You shouldn't, user.
John Garcia
Remember, there's no Wolverine-esque explanation for his amnesia in this. It's just time. At a certain point he just FORGOT he killed them all.
Sebastian Moore
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Jordan Brooks
Okay, NOW bring the depression wenches
Jack Price
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Evan Carter
Seems he'd rather the depression booze.
Juan Hughes
>writer: Jason Aaron
Isaiah James
>Danny still sporting the V-neck
>Luke dressed normally
So this is in the Bendis years, but before Immortal Iron Fist actually starts.
Adrian Hill
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Austin Nguyen
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Matthew Campbell
>Danny and Misty work together as his dojo
Christian Jones
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Colton Hernandez
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Xavier Garcia
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Juan Green
Oh good, time for Spider-Tits now.
Jaxon White
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Grayson Davis
And the last Bride is back.
Andrew Foster
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Andrew Torres
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Jack Scott
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Sebastian Martin
It's funny how Marvel was this close to making a franchise out of Iron Fist and then did nothing with all this material.
Carson Perez
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Dylan Johnson
Hell, between Fraction's Defenders (yes, I remember the ending, but still) and The Living Weapon, it seems like it may have been intentional, for whatever reason.
Levi Davis
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Cooper Walker
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Jonathan Miller
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Jace Gonzalez
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Owen Hernandez
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Leo Wood
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Parker Sullivan
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Ayden Thompson
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Adrian Lee
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Ian Bennett
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Jack Allen
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Carson Martin
bumping, also this is pretty nuts
Blake Sanchez
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Ryder Richardson
I like this chapter but at the same time I don't like that we learn nothing about the bride.
Jayden King
Storytime is kill
Brandon Hughes
Thanks user.
Mason Lee
Sorry, had to smack my modem a bit.
Levi Gutierrez
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Brandon Butler
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William James
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Aiden Thompson
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James Thompson
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Carter Moore
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Jayden Thompson
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Christopher Morgan
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Cooper Evans
nobody stretches the limits of what can be called "Kung fu" like her.
How do you learn the neck choker spike move
Cooper Roberts
All that, and we literally learn NOTHING?! Fuck, we don't even see what she had to kill, or how she got thousands of Spiders inside her?
Carson Wood
I dunno, Prince of Orphan's Kung fu was "turn into mist", which is pretty bullshit.
Samuel Green
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Lincoln Morales
>have the bride of nine spiders barefoot and partially clothed
>doesn't give her a foot rub and the butt love
Owen Reyes
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William Bailey
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Isaiah Ross
Never read this so Thanks!
Jaxson Perez
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Carter Butler
Oh my
Eli Gutierrez
Don't tell me, the water's going to eventually threaten to drown her?
Kayden Ortiz
And now Dog Brother #1's origin... or at least, I hope it's actually an origin.
Angel Clark
We heavy rain now
Bentley Lewis
>1841
Fuck, no wonder Danny's the weakest of the Immortal Weapons. All of them seem to be older than him, except MAYBE the Bride of Nine Spiders.
Samuel Campbell
>All that, and we literally learn NOTHING?! Fuck, we don't even see what she had to kill, or how she got thousands of Spiders inside her?
nope and we never will.It's weird all the other chapters are basically origin or history stories but this is just spooky spider horror.
Lucas Foster
How did he find all of this out????
Bentley Nelson
I was actually going to make the joke about how much I hated heavy rain if they actually did that bit.
Nolan Morales
If we got her origin AND spooky spider horror, I wouldn't have minded, since it was spooky. But you can be creepy AND have an origin story.
Asher Lee
> depression wenches
Makes me think of Teen Titans Raven
Thomas Mitchell
Presumably just old fashioned legwork. "Where's the earlier place Fat Cobra remembers being at, and does anybody there remember how he got there, and does anybody remember where he came from, and how he got THERE..." and repeat."
Caleb Cruz
I'll admit, I haven't read the new series, but has Raven actually gotten her own emo harem?
Jordan Bailey
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