Do you think his mum will be upset when he gets a boyfriend at college?

do you think his mum will be upset when he gets a boyfriend at college?

Why was m00t in Toy Story?

he's pretty QT for a Disney animu so hopefully he finds and dates Sup Forums

YOU JUST KNOW

Andy is pure. He had a room full of toys.

She put up with him keeping his childhood toy chest until he was 18 without suggesting therapy. She'd probably just cry with relief that he's only into dick.

at least then he can play with a woody again

I'd love to see Andy get some daddy dick

So do degenerate weabs.

>Andy had a room full of 'toys'

>someone told me your really good with toys

:^)

About that...

I haven't really re-furnished my room since I was 5... ha ha it's not like I play with my toys it is just that I never really cared about how it looked so it still has childish decorations atuck to the walls and some old toy boxes around...

ha ha...

>implying he doesnt fuck his mom

Well you're only 15.

Who?

>m00t
Who? Fuck off with your shitty memes

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

>m00t
Literally who? Fuck off with your eceleb shit

>I don't *know* why Andy keeps buying these...well-endowed toys Slinky
>or these pillows with the same...features...
>we gotta stop Andy before he replaces us all with these things Woody!
>maybe if we find this "japan" we can find the source of these other toys!
>the statues constantly try to kill themselves due to being coated in jizz and unable to move

Why would you throw away a good toy chest even if you don't play with the toys?

Faggot, what the hell is wrong with you?