Only Canadians and Danes may post in this thread.
Since USA has run off with dirty whore Mexico, Canada's new best friend is Denmark.
Only Canadians and Danes may post in this thread.
Since USA has run off with dirty whore Mexico, Canada's new best friend is Denmark.
I couldn't find "Denmark" if that is a real country at all on a map and I'm not even ironic posting right now
Friendship with US ended,now denmark is my best friend
Fuck no.
time for some shitposting.
best dispute, we claim ownership via bottles of liquor that the other nation steals and replaces with one of their own
Fuck off please, you are not best friend anymore.
There's a grand total of 3 danes on pol
Fucking Denmark.
Everybody knows the Dutch are our best friends.
I thought you guys were friends with those frenchies out in Quebec?
Canada, You lost all my respect after having to work for Conchie Tard. A Canadian company that treats US citizens as slave cattle.
U.N. here just to make sure these relationships come by (((peacefully)))
Greenland seriously sucks dick
Cloudy
Cold
Nothing to do
Isolated
They can have it
Couche Tard uses a different name outside of Quebec, nice try
Can I come over?
This is one of the leafiest threads I have seen in a while.
for 3 months, yes
Yes.
Get the fuck off our islands.
WE colonized thoose, you former colony.
Legally of course.
Incidentally, Denmark is the only country in the world to have both participated in and lost a war to the Eskimos
Fuck those frogs.
b-but we complete eachother
Circle K. In America you fucking drunk.
Sorry swerved
Just so we're clear, that barren arctic rock belongs to us, famalam.
>Canada
>America
>Friends
>Ever
I would like to point out that I have Jeb in my ID
KEK
ME and mexico will be drinking Tequila and Buds while eating Hot Dogs and Burros
what has Canada ever done for us besides Pamela Anderson and snarky suspicious Mounties that question why you are going to Niagara Falls.
Get fucked mapple nigger.
I'm banging a great Dane. Do I qualify?
Oh Finland, you're in for a treat. Canada is the stalker type.
I See you found the Danish Island...
Skål
Someone make this version.
Also someone please post the original.
FUCK YOU I AM NOT EITHER [ruled position] BUT IVE BEEN STUDYING THIS EXTENSIVELY. Canada sucks dicks. so does the other. they both need to just learn to close their fucking eyes, and open their fucking mouths.
When did you get your refugee papers
Fun fact though: when Jacques Cartier first met with the Indians in Stadacona (present-day Quebec City), they told him about the Kingdom of Saguenay, inhabited by men who looked like him (i.e. Europeans) who were blonde. Saguenay was said to be made of gold, and this story was the thing that first caught the interest of François I in the New World and motivated the explorers.
>Cannuk sucking Dens cocks
>No Denmark around,
A FUCKING TREE
Wants to be friends with
A FUCKING LEAF!
You faggots didn't fight for it so I don't see how it's yours
Its more ours than it is your since we conquered you and then sold you back to England because we couldn't think of a worse punishment
We've got more right to it than you do ffs
I always thought Alaska would be in the way between Denmark and Canada?
All these mad burgers
Yes, it's sad. Me, my brother and my friend
Guaced
Did you bring turtles this time?
>who gives a shit.
I never thought I'd say this, but you both can do way better
Croissant thread? nice.
I cannot be mad tonight.
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What do you mean my leafy friend? Norfolk has no refugees
Denmark owns Greenland, and they're being real faggots about one of our islands that sits in the straight between Greenland and Canada.
We still love them though.
THE ROCK IS OURS
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE IT
MY BLOOD AND LIFE BE DAMNED
ALSO I THINK YOUR POUTINE WOULD BE RATHER GOOD IF IT WAS SOLD AT OUR HOTDOG STANDS
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
There are a shit ton of us on Sup Forums, different time zones bruv.
Announcing it now:
Any country that destroys Sweden gets to become a Scandinavian country.
R A R E
A
R
E
>implying we want to be a Scandinavian country
maybe you could rek Mexico and become honorary North Americans?
Somalia confirmed Scandinavian
Snaps is good, i hope we don't leave some bullshit discount snaps, it better be Rod Aalborg.
fucking kek
I think we already own part of North America.
The American Mormons are basically our most crazy religious people that we send west because we got tired of how fucking polite they were.
>denmark
Yeah right..
The Americas are shit compared to Scandinavia.
We have:
>Happiest countries on earth
>most homogeneous countries on earth, if you don't count Sweden
>safest countries in the world
>ridiculous number of contributions to science compared to our size
>best special forces in the world
approved by SF.
FUCKING LEAFS
GET OFF OUR ISLAND
REEEEEEEEEEE
Can we swap you for australia
RARE PROXY
so its a big newfoundland
Im not even danish
Why the fuck would I ever want to go to Scandanavia.
I live in the boundless realm of the American West, a wild untamed vast expanse hundreds of times larger than your whole country.
the world is still wild and empty to me, you live in the stogy stratified world of Europe.
keep it, keep your cushy high tax gib me dat society.
I desire to be free not comfortable
>I'm banging a great Dane. Do I qualify?
That qualifies you as Canadian
>that flag
GUYS ITS THE REST OF TREE
>a wild untamed vast expanse
I can see 1000 mexicans in your picture alone
Canada since we are no longer friends we can't turn a blind eye anymore and we need to have a discussion about your illegal occupation of Quebec. Cease hostilities immediately or we will be forced to intervene.
ID GA9
>GAG
9 fucking Gag!
A fucking Leaf!
Uhh okay. Norway is my best friend though
Thank you for my new wallpaper.
Okay Sup Forums you can nuke ONE country into glass. Do you pick Mexico, or do you pick Canada?
Nigel Farage is mine, but it' doesn't mean we can't have more friends.
It's from Quebec though. You're getting cucked by the French.
but them taxes tho
You're our bitch and you'll take it how we like it.
D-don't leave.
Mex, Easy, give e something harder, like, Isreal or India.
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Have you even been our best friend in years? Seems like all you do is talk about how much "better" you are. I like UK better.
>Mexicans
>in Sedona
pick one, the worst thing in Sedona are ex-commiefornia retired hippies.
Canada is a cuckold's paradise and Daines seem like shit-tier crosses between anglos and swede cucks
>A FUCKING TREE
We Are coming Canda
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You'll find it here, Buddy.
I don't know man, I feel like we were besties as recently as six months ago, but if you're going to be palling around with Mexico then I don't know
WOOOO TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA, BYOB BIZNACHES, WE GOT THE MUZAK, POUTINE AND A GRILL
They're aren't territorial disputes over Greenland.
Denmark and Norway have been planting flags in our arctic clay for decades.
We don't deserve any clay at all so i say let them have it
What do you guys eat in Norfolk?
Hello there sir
Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior Capitalism?
Friendship ended with Canada, Now St pierre and miquelon is my best friend.
Just negotiations for the wall.
Trudeau spoiled a lot of things for us though. You've changed.
REKT
Bud, I don't think those goofs hanging out on Newfoundland give two fucks about you guys.
>implying you didn't change first
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