Brit/pol/ - Fresh links edition

>Today's Papers 1/9/16
sli.mg/a/MYGolD

>British public overwhelmingly support banning the Islamic burqa by two to one
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/islam-muslim-veil-burka-ban-burkini-poll-uk-britain-france-a7218386.html?cmpid=facebook-post

>Theresa May vows Brexit deal will limit migration whatever the impact on EU trade
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/31/theresa-may-vows-to-make-controls-on-eu-migrants-a-red-line-duri/

>'This isn't bloody funny': JK Rowling laments Corbyn's strong position
theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/31/this-isnt-bloody-funny-jk-rowling-laments-corbyns-strong-position

>London will remain the top financial centre post-Brexit, says Deutsche Bank chief
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/08/31/london-will-remain-the-top-financial-centre-post-brexit-says-deu/

>Jeremy Corbyn set to win Labour leadership with increased majority, poll suggests
theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2016/aug/31/corbyn-labour-leadership-yougov-poll-leadership-with-increased-majority-poll-suggests-politics-live

>Ban businesses from sacking new mums, say MPs
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37222674

>Lib Dem leader warns of post-EU-vote 'forces of racism'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37220106

>Koran to be read at funeral of backpacker who died in Allahu Akbar stabbing
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/30/passage-koran-read-funeral-backpacker-killed-man-shouting-allah-hu-akbar/

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youtube.com/watch?v=CTqW62Vw8Zc
vice.com/en_uk/read/being-a-slag-is-a-virtue-not-a-vice-paris-lees
mobile.twitter.com/ParisLees
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

1st for sharia in the UK

Second for Judy

3rd for her majesty

4th for anime slag

Fifth for classic Hitchens.

It looks like you posted the wrong Hitch.

>Used to watch Phillip DeFranco like 5 years ago when I was 13

>Stopped watching because I became right-wing

>Get linked to one of his new videos

>Makes fun of rabid leftists and SJW's

Pleasantly surprised desu. Still wont watch it though because I'v grown up.

Wait a fucking minute, why are you guys on here posting at 7 AM?

Why are junior doctors striking again lads, is it political?

>The fat, immoral, war mongering Hitchens
No.

>Still awake from yesterday

Who even knows anymore

Same here. Finishing my application to study abroad before the deadline comes.
Remind me why I want to spend six months in England.

When is he getting sentenced?

Some of us have jobs that go to. You know that part of being a conservative that takes work?

Not me though I have to get my daughter ready for school then spend the rest of the day shitoosting abd playing overwatch/fallout 4

>Not me though I have to get my daughter ready for school then spend the rest of the day shitoosting abd playing overwatch/fallout 4
How did you manage that, and is it at all related to your difficulty typing? Staying home claiming disability?

>Remind me why I want to spend six months in England

So you can sue us for too much banter

Going to work for the first time in 8 weeks after being signed off with anxiety and depression. This will be an eventful day to say the least. I never got a chance to trigger the lefties at work about Brexit

Woke up early. Got the place to myself today.

Who /crippling depression/ here?

I used to work offshore in acoustics. Daughter was born heavily autistic and required 24/7 care. My wife is pretty good with computers so builds websites and other online stuff while I'm officially the kids career.
Working tax 89 a week
Child tax 198 a week
Carer allowance 62 a week
Child benny 137 a month
Disability living 414 a month
Housing benny 120 a month

Beats working in an office

Keep it together, lad.

When was the last time Peter Hitchens admitted he was wrong about something?

>Remind me why I want to spend six months in England
Slags

Not sure but I think he either has been or is on remand. I genuinely though he was MI:5's top informer and that's how he never went to prison. Turns out our police and courts are just shit.

>Slags
Be honest with me, what's the slag-to-dignified-qt ratio?

2015 election when he thought tories would lose

Having my morning coffee before getting the train to work.

I managed to get 8 hours sleep last night. Usually during the work week I average 4.5 - 5 hours per night.

Feels strange waking up and not wanting to die.

>Was Orwell a foot fetishist?

Kek.

Not good m8

>that weird blokes back in today
>what weird bloke
>y'know, the one thats always rambling about the jews, he's been off for about : months with """depression"""
>oh fuck not him!
>ALRIGHT LADS WE SMASHED THE GLOBALIST JEW WITH BREXIT!
>just ignore him

Fuck. Don't tell me that.
Surely it's better at a high-tier Uni, right?

Such a qt

Count me in lad. I'm usually pretty happy, even with no reason to be. Need to get myself a cushy job but I've been out of work so long I'm not really sure how to do it anymore.

We don't have slags. They all got stoned to death for being uncovered.

...

throwback to the 70s to get you riled up

youtube.com/watch?v=CTqW62Vw8Zc

>Surely it's better at a high-tier Uni, right?
Yes user all the smart girls are hot, just like high school

They don't have to be gorgeous, just as long as they're not absolute messes.

What uni m8?

...

Damn one of the things I miss about my hometown (Newcastle) is that every girl in town looks like that.

The pressure is one for them to dress nice and slaggy to attract a mate.

Now I live rural and commute to London for work. Every girl in my current town is a 3/10 southern chav that gives blowies to her cousin with tribal tattoos on his face in his 13 year old vauxhall astra.

did someone say slags

I've not had a job in my life. I'm still only 20 but it's not looking good.

I can't talk to any women so you should be okay

pretty good uni for economics m80

everyones a slag now days

vice.com/en_uk/read/being-a-slag-is-a-virtue-not-a-vice-paris-lees

>I can’t remember the first time I got called a slag – probably around the time I started cocking my leg up in alleyways and acting like one. But I never had a problem with that, about being a slag or announcing myself as such. The problem I've always had is other people thinking that being a slag is a bad thing. Because it's not; being a slag is glorious.

fucking hell , you are some fucking cunt aren't ya mate really, go get a fucking job you lazy swine, any trades job pays extremely well in the UK.

someone said slags I'm prety sure

is this real? fucking hell. based spectator

>when in Rome do as the romans.
Just get super wasted m8, any holes a goal

Fair enough you're milking the system, but working in an office beats having an autistic kid.

Now excuse me while I go to my wageslave job.

>we're all sluts now

Holy shit fuck off normie cunt. I don't need to be reminded about being a virgin. God that article gave me an aneurysm.

maybe no one said slags

I won't let you break my spirit.
I still have hope.

>Taking advice from a mentally ill deviant
What happened to vice?!

POST MORE SLAGS

oh if you insist

mobile.twitter.com/ParisLees

>A few years ago I walked into a nightclub. It was a kink night with a freaky crowd. I asked a guy if he wanted to come back with me. He did. I asked him if he minded extra company. He didn’t. I invited his friend to join us. And another. And another. We got a cab. I invited the cab driver to join in too, but he was too scared (he did take my number, though, and we did the dirty at a later date). If two’s company and three’s a party, five’s definitely an orgy.

They were always terrible.
The only thing that they've ever done better than any other news outlet was their willingness to go to stupidly dangerous places.
They're good at sticking a camera new places and showing us interesting things, but the moment that they have to give any input of their own -- writing, speaking, editing -- it all goes to shit.

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THICC

I've never heard of that dodgy bint and I don't much care what she gets up to.

oh god just fucking kill it jesus fucking christ

how fucking degenerate is this shit, dunno how you guys constantly shag slags, i feel like chundering every time i look at one, disgusting fucking vermin.

remove slags

Does he still have a winky? Or has he had it turned inside out?

Is that a trap?

are they haram?

True the only good reporters left is the English guy called Ben who goes to warzones and the American war reporter who was in Ukraine. The rest are shit, cant even watch fuck that's delicious in UK

>she

Like I said, never heard of it, whatever it is.

What party would Karen vote for?

Probably Greens.

>
It turned me on, standing in the hotel reception with four hot guys, that the chap on reception knew that we were booking into one suite and what we were clearly planning to do inside – me, in a word. It must have been obvious that they were all going to fuck me. I wonder if he fantasised about that. I’ve fantasised about him fantasising about it. It was good, dirty fun. One of them was inside me. One of them was working on me. One of them gave me something to shut me up. One of them gave me something to keep my hands busy. It worked because I was the centre of sexual attention. I wanted it. I was in control. I was shameful but not ashamed; I was wanton, almost a caricature, a porno fantasy, a make-believe slut. I came with their hands all over me, their eyes watching me, their dicks prodding me. I was drunk. I was high. It was fantastic; fantasy made flesh. Like my genitals were eating a pot of honey.

L.. Lewd.

Please stop.

Owen Smith

no, just unappealing

3d>2d ur waifu a shit

...

Possibly. She seems well intentioned but too naive.

>not having a job.
>current year.

It's a perfectly respectable time to commute.

>18-24 year olds were the only age group to oppose a ban
It's over.

Isn't this a gay gangbang? Or is it post op?

>Isn't this a gay gangbang?
>Or is it post op?
How would that make a difference to your first question?

Once they get in the real world and all the schools brainwashing wears off most realise the error of their ways

Real ale, fish and chips, pie and mash, fish finger sarnies, wetherspoons, match of the day, cheddar cheese, the white cliffs of Dover, brexit, are Nige, custard, tea and fried breakfast?

>S...She looks like a tranny

kek all this insecurity

>How would that make a difference to your first question?
Your right either way someone got aids

Paris lees is a tranny

>Real ale
How much of a pariah will I be if I don't drink?

Good accent. John Lydon can fuck off though.

She is. Just looked it up

LEWD

>lifetime of rearing a wretch
>full time employment.

I know which side my bread is buttered.

kek biggots

she is a strong independant slutty woman and proud and she has been that way for most of her life

HARAM

Well it was first on the list for a reason.

Just drink summat weak like Admams Sole Star if you must.

God Save the Queen

Just hang out with the rest of the Muslims and you'll be fine.

But what if I hate alcohol AND Muslims?

why? the former of course

> I hate alcohol AND Muslims

classic muslim

No one hates Muslims as much as Muslims. Not even Sup Forums.