Ask a mexican anything

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Kill yourself?

Do you like gusgri?

Be civilized man

Please kill yourself

Any good at ban evading?

You hoping the border before its too late?

No, only galaxia and mexivergas.

What would a proper Mexican nationalism look like? If America can be made great again, what would a platform of "Make Mexico Great Again" entail?

And how can we, as Americans, help Mexican nationalists who don't want to see the world become a homogeneous blog of identity-less marionettes for the cosmopolitan kikes?

Do you want me to think of you every time I eat a mango?

you cant evade a ban.

hola como andas
para cuando matan a peña nieto?

you can't evade these recurring integers

>you cant evade a ban.

Sure you can

hola, pena ya casi se va, no es necesario.

almost

You guys could start by helping us get rid of all the narcos and illegal sudacas contaminating our country, which is also contaminating your country

What the fuck? Those two are fucking garbage.
There's no need to leave, us who work hard for a brighter future would rather stay. Not everyone wants to visit USA (permanently kek)

Why does you country exist if the main national idea is emigrate to the US?

si. when your mango will be eaten, look at the mango bones hair, look like drumpfs.

>What would a proper Mexican nationalism look like?

What is living in tijuana like? I heard as Americans we get an unlimited visa as long we leave once every 180 days and I'm considering moving there and working in San diego.

The only worth while question is when do you kill yourself you manlet, attention craving scum? You are a piece of filth and that makes you worthy of an AMA? I hope your family is killed by cartels in a gas fire.

thats not our main goal in life. the main goal of our lives are eat tacos, drink alcohol, be corrupt, and work. did I mentioned fuck?

I have no idea why people think this is true.

how

Well, it's quite...complicated.
You see, the Mexican Army is having troubles with Human Rights, our soldiers are not allowed to fight Drug Lords properly because ''bullets hurt''. Sometimes they have to ''secretly'' kill them, making everything look as if they just disappeared. Or, well that's what a friend of mine told me. He is a Corporal at the Airborne Brigade from the Mexican Air Force.

Why do you guys stink?

charlie sheen lives near of TJ, rosarito. its good I guess for an American.

Because we don't get enough money, so we gotta work more than 8 hours so we can feed those parasites we call children.

we dont.

So why are Mexicans so mad about the wall in this case? I mean they really got mad when Trump offered to build it.

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if Ukraine decided to build a wall, but their president will made it with your governments money, how will you feel?

We are not mad, we don't give a shit. The retarded illegals are the ones throwing a tantrum on social media.

Whats been the general reaction to Trump's visit?

>if Ukraine decided to build a wall, but their president will made it with your governments money, how will you feel?
We will gladly build a wall just to spite cockholes.

Next question.

Your former presidents are throwing tantrums, your journalist are throwing tantrums. Don't tell be the beaners here are any different from you beaners over there lmao.

surprised and angry. He had to be banned.

Oh, I thought you were talking about those who stay in their country, like myself.... You fucking eurocuck.

So you telling me he executed his arm while eating?

dont you like your ukranian bros?

>Don't tell ME the beaners here are any different from THE beaners over there

You would be surprised.

wow that is fucking magical lol

kind of.

How the fuck can Trump force you to pay for the wall?

What's to like about them? They are always irrationally butthurt about Russia and they fucked up their puny revolution by electing a Jewish oligarch.
There is no single redeeming quality about Ukraine.

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Well he openly said almost every mexican is a robber, a rapist and MAYBE there's nice people. Which clearly offended us, the honest workers.
He could've said ''Yes, there are illegals abusing of our sistem'' Because not every illegal is mexican and not every mexican is illegal.

Must have been a very very sharp knife. Avocado is really easy to peel, it's basically buttery on the inside.

Mila Jokovic.

He said that he will bomb us.

>ukrainians

Cuckrainians aren't real and those people are fags. Not so long ago they sold Soviet technologies to China and chinks can build fucking huge planes now.

Russians or people who identify themselves with Russia on temporarily occupied by meme-nation territory are bros and I hope they will be liberated and integrated in Russia soon.

NO HE DID NOT SAY THAT YOU MORON.
English obviously is your second language.

he said

QUOTE

"When do we beat Mexico at the border? They’re laughing at us, at our stupidity. […] When Mexico sends its people they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you; they’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists, and some, I assume, are good people. But I speak to border guards and they tell us what we’re getting.”

salon.com/2015/12/21/the_media_needs_to_stop_telling_this_lie_about_donald_trump_im_a_sanders_supporter_and_value_honesty/

Now mexibro, you are here at /pol because you're not totally stupid. So pay attention to what Trump ACTUALLY SAID and not what the media says he said.

GO WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO WHERE THIS QUOTE IS YOURSELF

God damn the stupidity of people who REFUSE to think for themselves and just vomit back what they've heard!! RANT

enough internet for me tonight, when I want to punch mexibro in the dick

Why do taco trucks always get tacos so right, but Mexican restaurants seem to be hit or miss?

Why are you all so short, fat and brown? like really I don't think i've seen a mexican man over 5'5". You probably have the worst genes of any race on earth

Who was your favourite Pope?

How do you feel about Vatican II?

BUILD WALL

We are part of the white race. because we only send you our indians, here in north and west mexico people are tall, white and hot.

its cool. John II

Why John II? He's pretty obscure

He learnt how to get Mexicans very well.

Mexico didn't exist when John II was Pope. Do you mean John Paul II?

because the ones you're taking in come from southern mexico (indio turf as well as the most conflictive states there are because most people there are either gibs or revolutionaries wannabes pro socialism). In mexico one can bump into taller mexs (dar/light-skinned and those we call güeritos- the white ones, minority though).

fucking kek

Too bad our leaders are too cucked to work together to fuck the cartels and take care of the other problems.

Are me Mexican women fantastic freaky in bed, or is that just a meme?

I had a chance to have an affair with a Latina, but didn't. Sometimes, even now, I wonder what I missed out on

if only your kikes weren't so evil and greedy (hahaha as if such a thing could happen kekek) and stop promoting degeneracy like drug consumption (niggers do that cancerous shit, but hey it's niggers)... hoping things get a bit better because we're fucking tired of cartels here and you must be of brayan/keving/tizoc niggering in your neighborhoods

I've had sex with all peoples except for negros. Spics are a mixed bag. Flips are the best.

What a hot bitch!

This

WTF happen to you Mexico ?! why all the quarrels with the US ? Why all this Violence ?!

Saint Seiya or Dragon Ball?

A Russian that dont love Ukrainians and Piss on China .. Permit me to doubt it ..

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i hope you're ready to pay for that fucking wall donaldjtrump.com/positions/pay-for-the-wall

Are you paying in dollars or pesos?

Why would I ask a Mexican anything?

Does that come with fries?

I'm not going to ask you anything. Instead I'm going to tell you things. Because frankly, you should be asking us things. You need our advice, and always have.

1) Stop being Catholic. It's nothing but religious communism, and it is going to keep fucking you over.

2) Carpet bomb the narcos. When the commies/Catholic church cries about it, carpet bomb them too. When they're all gone there will be nobody left to complain anyway.

3) Speak English. Don't give me your muh culture bullshit. Your culture is total fucking garbage, and it begins with the monkey language you speak. If you made a real effort to convert to English, sort of like how countries converted to that insufferable French metric system, you'd see social improvements within a generation, as your people would begin being exposed more to Anglo literature and law and the superior values they contain. You'd also become ingratiated in the Anglo world, to your benefit. Your life would get better as a result, and you'd forget you even spoke that stupid gorilla language.

If you did these three things, you'd improve so much as a country you wouldn't even need to send your indios over here for jobs so they could prop up your economy with remittances. But you won't do any of them, because if there's one thing certain about Mexicans, it's that they will always, always make the wrong decision and fuck everything up.

doubles and you die tomorrow

Found the redditor.

It's called a proxy, but if they figure it out, you'll be permabanned.

And why exactly average russian has to love China? It's far away enough to not care about. Actually there are more reasons to dislike chinks, their poachers illegally cross the border to hunt siberian tiger for example.
Ukraine = Outskirts. It's not a real country, and hohols are just brainwashed ruskie.

Donald Trump did nothing wrong

when you had whites on the office, you were great, is that true?

Of the immigrant groups in your country which do you consider best? Which are worst? Is it Guatemalans?

Don't worry, I'll meet him there and execute him claiming his a Muslim sleeper cell

USA donates shittons of aid to Mexico every year, Trump can just pull the funds out of there.

Says the Mexican under US flag

Is Golovkin really loved more than Canelo in Mexico?

why do mexicans love to traffic drugs so much

Do you sometimes finger your bumhole when you have a wank?

Do you know how to put your legs behind your head and lick your asshole?

Do you guys all turn into snake-vampires?

>8585
godspeed

The average mexican got too hard the 'Trump is literal Hitler and you are the new jews' agenda that he is the second man most hated in mexico after Peña.

>Mexican Air Force
TIL

Let's go to the "Tittie Twister"

Why do the women love white cock so much? Theyre the easiest women to get with if ur a white man.

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The US should help you deal with your drug lords in your own country while we already have to deal with %10 of your shit country invading The US?
Fuck Mexico as a whole and all of its people.

Not every illegal is mexican huh? Just %98 of them. Much better.

Good.

tell me more about your chainsaw culture pls

cuandos eres mueres