Everyone says S1 is the best season

>Everyone says S1 is the best season
>Decide to rewatch it
>Almost every episode pisses me off like a post-movie episode
Explain this meme please.

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you are a contrarian

There ain't nothing to explain. You don't like Spongebob.

maybe you just don't like Spongebob? I don't care for the cartoon but I generally liked the movie, especially the end

you grew up. spongebob is all the same when you get old enough and realize its not meant for you anymore. the fact people actually have the time to sit down and rewatch old seasons of spongebob is honestly kinda pathetic. I barely have time to catch up on today's shows. been watching house of cards, its pretty good. how about you try that, OP, instead of wasting your time complaining about old spongebob episodes on an anonymous message board.

this
just dont watch your old favorite cartoons again
keep the nostalgia alive, dont fucking kill it

I don't hate it, S1 just got me comically angry at everything that happened, and compared to the genius of 2 & 3 it's overrated in general.
I hate Sandy's Rocket, Musclebob Buffpants, The Chaperone, Teenage Gary, Sleepy Time, The Paper, Rock Bottom & Hooky.

Some people just catch the reruns on Nickelodeon, they do air old episodes.

You all just got old, like old-old. Or maybe you never liked it in the first place?

I think seasons 2 and 3 are the series at its peak, but season 1's still enjoyable.

I always get a kick out of the "WHAT THE??" reaction to Squidward's dance.

>it's so pathetic that people on the comics and cartoons board actually watch cartoons
fuck off to Sup Forums

>I hate hooky

THIS. Just don't do it! The memory is always better than the reality of said memory. It's like people who wish they could go back to the past.
Rose-colored glasses my friends.
... rose-colored glasses

What are you doing on this board?

hes from Sup Forums

Mr. krabs is a dick

>me standing over OPs dead body

The cheese, the pepperoni, yeahhh

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>he didn't like spongebob s1
You're not a very fun person, now, are you OP? What cartoons do you like?

>vlc
what a cuck

Wait a second, I know what you're trying to do, Squidward! I'M NOT LETTING YOU EAT THE PIZZA!

Squidward gay porn

I report that shit on /aco/

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I want to cum on the pizza and let Squidward eat it

I'm assuming you're underage, so you're probably not aware of this strange phenomenon.

If you try to ejaculate above a Pizza, your dick will sting and it will hurt for about 11 minutes. In 20% of these cases, you will climax twice, but your penis will sting twice as bad, and your semen will be a yellowish red color. While scientists have found it's neither urine or blood mixed in with the semen, they don't know why the color changes. It's unknown why this happens, but it does. I recommend not being an idiot.

Very few foods have this effect, but it's easily proven that Pizza is among the few that do.

>OP

They should just have a purple circle on the side of squid's chest in an episode. Never mention it and never get close enough or give it details to show it. Just make it seem like he's wearing it again for the older fans to chuckle at.

Where's my drink?

The Double Diet Dr. Kelp?

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SLAM THE DOOR, MAN

no people say that S2 is the best season

Season 1 is a very different show from seasons 2 or 3, but I like it for that. It's still funny, original and charming, and on top of that being comfy as fuck.

Pizza Delivery, Karate, SB-129, Jelly Fishing, Hooky, Rock Bottom, F.U.N. etc are all good episodes.

SpongeBob is approximately 1000x better than your shitty boring rehash Netflix dramas.

The first 3 seasons of SpongeBob are classics! At the time, SpongeBob was one of my favorite Nicktoons, along with Rocko's Modern Life and Rocket Power. However, after the movie, the show started to suck hard

OP is a fag, but S1 does have a lot of episodes that are basically
>Spongebob, quit being a retard
>But Squidward, being a retard is fun
>Squidward in denial about being retarded being fun
>Decides to try being a retard, has fun
>It backfires

i really gotta rewatch spongebob, i still can't believe they played motorhead in the movie and in one of the episodes had a pantera song, will forever be my favorite cartoon.

This is a pretty sad display of pseudo maturity, famalam

>start watching S1 basically for the first time ever
>it's great

Wow, Sup Forums has turned on Spongebob. It's a shame how far this board has fallen.

>That dry, straight-delivery humor
>That murky, comfy underwater atmosphere which adds a certain surrealism to the season that s2-3 don't have as much
>Those character designs
>The more relaxed feel that allows adults to watch the show without cringing

No, s1 is the best. I mean, s2 and 3 are good too, I just like s1 the best.

>I hate Sandy's Rocket, Musclebob Buffpants, The Chaperone, Teenage Gary, Sleepy Time, The Paper, Rock Bottom & Hooky.

Literally all of these episodes are good except for maybe The Paper.

Are you Mr. Enter?

I'm surprised no one complained or even cared about the art style change from S1 to S2. Everyone's designs were "simplified", similar to how Steven Universe's designs were changed from the pilot to the show.

>Let's get naked!
>Nah.. Let's save that for when we're selling real estate

>Oh these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They're bombs.

>H-how you doin'? Wanna buy some chocolate?
>WE GOT HIM NOW!

>Think about the children!
>That's a good idea! Use the children to look in small places you couldn't normally reach!

>I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo
>... I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.

>Who you callin' pinhead

>Time for the Piiiillllll!
>I hate the pill.

>Do you kiss your mother with that mouth!?
>Well... not.. recently.

>What could be worse than a giant paint bubble!?
>Oh! I know! TWO giant paint bubbles
>Pat- I don't think this bubble can get much bigger
>Nonsense!
>PAT NO

>PINKY, SPONGEBOB! PINKYYYYY!

>It's not just a boulder- it's a rock! Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.

>I AM SPONGEBOB: DESTROYER OF EVIIIIIIIL!
>Take it easy it's just a drawing.

>You are Patrick Star.
>Yep.
>Then this is your I.D.
>Yep.
>I found this I.D. in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be... Your wallet.
>Makes sense to me.
>Then take it.
>But it's not my wallet.

>BAAHHH YOU BUTTERFINGERED PINK THING- WHAT'S IN THAT BOX ANYHOW!?
>My wallets.

Fuck you, Sup Forums, this show holds up

>>Do you kiss your mother with that mouth!?
>>Well... not.. recently.
best

>I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo
>... I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.

the fuck

Can we say that SHOES from Texas are dumb?

THE INNER WORKINGS OF MY MIND ARE AN ENIGMA

what kind of older fan still watches new episodes of Spongebob?

This.

Bored ones

being the best doesn't mean it's good you silly user.

usually nostalgiafags are the only ones who like season one

everyone knows that most shows don't really hit their stride until either halfway through/towards the end of season one or in season two.

>Bubblestand
>The Paper
>a lot of episodes

Seriously?

Why does post-movie Spingebob tend to be more... brutal, than pre-movie?

>And if that's the case, this must be... your wallet.
>Makes sense to me.
>Then take it.
>But it's not my wallet.
That's always gonna get me.

what the hell is going on

youtube.com/watch?v=_HqBvv_cJd0

The hack writers thinking gross-out humor is actually funny.

i'm pretty sure it's substantially less painful to lose a toenail in real life than this scene makes it out to be

>Rock Bottom & Hooky.

Having lost a toenail in real life, I can safely say the scene is surprisingly accurate.

>Musclebob Buffpants,


NOW I'M A JERK AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME

Runner here. I can vouch for that. What actually hurts is the blister that pushes the toenail off. The nail removal itself barely hurts at all.

House of cards is overrated as fuck
Stay on Sup Forums

Fuck kind of running are you doing? I run too, and I've never had a toenail fall off.

Its confirm then. Op is indeed a fag. If only we can kill him

Did somebody say....

Panty raid?

That thumb thing really fucked with me

Still does desu

It was worse when Courage did it though

>he hates the Chaperone
>hating Tall, Dark and Handsome
>hating Do The Sponge

If anything this thread is reminding me how great S1 sponge is, it isn't quoted nearly enough

>leaving out where they rip out their corneas
dude it's the most important scene when it comes to pointing out horrible aftermovie episodes

>I'd love to hear one of your *riveting* sea tales, but I have to do my waste basket inspection. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. There's one.

>He's in the house...he's impressed
>...with what?
>I don't know, but it must've been pretty good to make him cry like that

>You used me...for LAND DEVELOPMENT. That wasn't nice!

>Certainly you with your prodigious girth would know how to cook a burger to suit a royal palate!
>[points to SpongeBob]
>What? Am I expected to believe that this creature is royal fry cook material? I don't suppose you have any proof?
>[Holds up photo accompanied by deadpan squeak noise]


Season One is far and away the best.

Honestly, while they can be funny, I find Spongebob season 1-3 overrated quite ab it. They aren't bad by any means, just don't think that they are as big as laugh riots as people say they are. The main jokes people like are really just one off jokes that are few and far between each episode.

Especially don't feel strongly for The Bully, I Was A Teenage Gary, Dumped, I'm With Stupid, Just One Bite, Squilliam Returns, Party Pooper Pants, Ugh, The Sponge Who Could Fly and I Had A Accident

>he's impressed
kek

Just watched Whirlybrains yesterday. It's definitely good but it's very different from what I expected. The concept itself is just kind of bizarre and there's a lot more "stretchy" cartoony facial expressions and such - I could see this being a Ren & Stimpy episode or something. I didn't want to believe the newer episodes were that great but I'll definitely check out more of S9.

These are from those infamous episodes of seasons 6-8 and they've stopped with the veins, gross out and disgusting facial expression since season 9.

There's a new episode out about Spongebob & Patrick playing as Mermaid Man and Barnicle Boy. Shit, how long has these two have been mentioned Season 8?

I personally like the episode that looks back on Mr Krabs days in the Navy, "Pull Up A Barrel".

uh whats this weekend airing?

>house of cards
HAHAHAHA

And you have the audacity to call other people pathetic? Oh my goodness. This is rich.

bump

>Oh Squidward, let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin
>zooms in on the violin

Your not in the right age demographic?

whats the official meme name of the on-guard cavesponge meme? it's facebook territory now but im still curious

from the episode uuggh or whatever

S1 is a different beast altogether, oh and you forgot.

>dat hand drawn animation and painted backgrounds

too bad it will NEVER get an HD remaster due to the issue with 98% of american cartoons in the 80s and 90s.

You again, FUCK OFF, this is S1 Spongebob talk! begone!

It was BIG HAIRY and PINK
Well so is Patrick's belly button and I'm not afraid of that.

>there are people who don't like Rock Bottom
wow

It's """""mean-spirited"""""

>Musclebob Buffpants

the writeirs for post movie (it was mostly seasons 6 and 7) had a gory sense of humor and the character designer during those seasons turned out the be really good at drawing gore

>House Fancy and Band Geeks shared the same writer/Board Director

Mr. Krabs this is serious.

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