Suicide

Hello Sup Forums i need a method of suicide that doesnt include weapons, or anything expensive as I am a waste of life and have no money. No car. And I'd prefer it didnt hurt as I am a giant pussy.

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you're in denmark, why would you want to kill yourself? go to university

Don't fucking do it, bro.

Noble asphyxiation, look it up
Pic is why

move here and die slowly on alcohol

Low grades

damn thats pretty bad. forgive my ignorance.

Plenty of people do that here in Denmark

There are other things, we only have this life user... (YOLO) What things interest you?

Take a week and die, act as if you've died. Go through your funeral and mourning phase and metaphorically die. Dig a hole and lay in it if you need to. And then tell yourself you are dead, pursue what makes you happy and remember you already died so you can take all the risks needed to reach what you want. And in the end you would go way farther than initially thought because you already died

there's a book about suicidal people who plan a mass suicide together but in the end learn to enjoy others company and live on

Europe = automatically good. Stupid idiot. Europe is no more the dreamland you think it is.

All the things that interrested me suddenly dont interrest me any more. All I do is wake up, sit at the PC, and go to sleep. Waste of space.

Go to a zoo, jump in the tiger pen, and box the fucker. Every man should die fighting or of pleasant old age.

Sounds kind of lame. Maybe you should move, wander around until you find meaning.

Is there anything you would want to see?

Idk user, contact a doctor maybe he will fix you its not like you have anything to lose. And as for the reasons to start a therapy, well think about your parents, teachers and if you had them, friends. They would be pretty hurt, wouldnt thry?

I suggest you to contemplate about your life. Dead is never really a rational choice since your state in the outcome can not be reviewed. My suggestion would be that you should take a time of three or four days, in the wood with only water and no food and contemplate about you and live. I think that you should search for a mission in live i'm convinced everybody has some. Also forget about material wealth this has seldom any profound influence on a persons happiness.

I suggest you to contemplate about your life. Dead is never really a rational choice since your state in the outcome can not be reviewed. My suggestion would be that you should take a time of three or four days, in the wood with only water and no food and contemplate about you and live. I think that you should search for a mission in live i'm convinced everybody has some. Also forget about material wealth this has seldom any profound influence on a persons happiness.

Mikkel Clair Nissen is a MAN but the infographic uses a WOMEN to deceptively illustrate the point, to make you feel bad, to make you think that Mikkel is actually a woman named Michelle.

It's interesting to note he doesn't talk about Iceland, which has the highest use of antidepressants in the OECD, and has a much higher suicide rate. Or Norway, which uses fewer antidepressants than Denmark, but the same suicide rate, or Finland, which has nearly the same suicide rate as Iceland (strictly speaking, Finland's is 0.8/100,000 higher), but has ~30% fewer individuals who use antidepressants.

The use of antidepressants in Denmark is very, very small as a percentage of the population. It's not even a drop in the bucket. Especially when you consider that the U.S. is estimated to have 11% of it's population on antidepressants yet has a low suicide rate. Even Alaska which is a very libertarian state has a suicide rate of 35.1 out of 100,000 which is higher than Denmark or any other Scandinavia state.

Also, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE explain to me why would you need to own a car in a nation that is less than 10% the size of California?

That's not how depression works, my dude.

It likely wont work, these people are drained and "be normal, get out, have fun" assuming they follow these advices will only make things worse.

Easiest might be to lie in the sun a lot and develop skin cancer. You'll get lots if sympathy, and if you have life insurance you'll get a pay out which will actually make your last few months fairly decent.

Or hang around your nearest synagogue. Especially on a Friday. There's a chance a local islamist may mistake you for a hebrew and shoot you. That's a very real possibility in fact, especially in Copenhagen where its already happened.

Kek. You're seriously considering anhero? Why? I'm sure I can counter any poor excuse you have for killing yourself.

Literally gas yourself with helium. Tell the guy you need it for a party aka your funeral

>Mikkel Clair Nissen is a MALE anti-collectivism activist and author of the book, Manipulism and the Weapon of Guilt: Collectivism Exposed, a controversial exposé and carefully detailed description of the awful emotional mind game that facilitates communism, socialism, and social-liberalism, known as collectivism. The book exposes Denmark, the supposed happiest nation on earth, for what it truly is: collectivism's biggest propaganda hoax.

Carbon monoxide poisoning. You should just start lifting weights or exercising though.

Don't do it user.

Seriously, don't.

go clubbing and do some psychedelics, you'll snap out of it. Get well OP.

Exit bags are painless google it. Mine will be set up in about a week since having a small dick means you're a walking joke regardless of achievements or looks.

What used to interest you?

Ask God for help, user. Don't make a fatal mistake.

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Well if you are rich user then trust me, hoes wont complain.

Wants suicide
>no weapons
>painless

I've got some bad news for you bro, I think dying a horrible death might be slightly uncomfortable

>denmark
>sun

I dont really care if you can counter my excuse, my life is meaningless and nothing will change if I commit suicide, my intention is solely on the fact that I dont want to live anymore.

Why doesn't this WHITE MALE cunt move to NYC if he loves Lady Liberty (and hates Denmark) so much?

Come to New York, faggot, live among your masters like you've always dreamed. There's nothing at all stopping you. We let in illegal Mexicans and let them stay, why wouldn't we let in an educated Dane?

>there are migrants in your city RIGHT NOW that legitimately deserve to be murdered for their own recent actions
>rather than spend your life on something useful you would thow it away

Basketball used to be my thing, too bad no-one in Denmark even thinks of it as a sport.

Fuck you and that shitty font

What if someone could fix you?

>My life is meaningless
Because you're proud and don't want to ask for HELP.

You should stick around to experience a Trump presidency. Will be world-changing.

I can easily give your life meaning. Do you really want to die or do you want life to have purpose? I have the answers but I don't want to waste my time if you've already made up your mind.

To be honest I just want to be happy or sad or angry, I honestly feel nothing anymore. I have no emotions, I dont get sad over, angry, or happy over anything. So either would be fine desu.

Same here user
I lost my passion for everything in life
all I want now is get access to morphine and use it overdose
Any of these doses will kill you
200 mg of methadone
500 mg of morphine
I have the money but i have no access to these pain killers
llast drug dealer who claimed he has painkillers like these said he wanted a bank transfer for the first deal
= fraud
so no one in my city as far as i know deals that stuff.
very sad
can't even kill myself

You are only doing the left a favor for labeling denemark as a commust coutry. If you really thinks its such then please google up the economic freedom index, its a mixed economy at is best.

Give me their info.

>my life is meaningless
dont try to fool me emiya shirou

why dont you try to become an english teacher in southeast asia

Because I'm not an educated teacher.

NOBODY can explain to me why would you need to own a car in a nation that is less than 10% the size of California.

I could LITERALLY bike across your country in a day, and I have AIDS, you fucktard shitlord Mikkel "Clair" Nissen.

Who the fuck gives their WHITE MALE SON the middle name Clair? Some lofty-ass faggot, of course.

>low cost
your jewness is showing shlomo

What makes you think the afterlife will be any better than this? Chin up, friend.

Here's what you should do. When you sit at the PC, write. Open notepad, get out a notebook, or better yet, put it down on a blog. Don't worry about how polished it is, just write about things and topics you find interesting, and make a point to do a little every day. This is your new habit, and you will eventually start creating opportunities for yourself that you never could have imagined.

Bike on over to Christiania and wave a gun looking object, the cops will shoot you, free death.

Jesus christ, this fucking faggot. Half of people are like this here.

Slap nu af makker. Kan se du siger du bare vil have nogle folelser, da du hverken kan fole dig vred eller glad mere. Provokér folelserne frem med nogle stoffer så, det er sgu bedre end at begå selvmord. Desuden er det synd for alle omkring dig. De vil fole sig mere eller mindre skyldige, uanset om de er det eller ej. Du tager med stor sandsynlighed ikke kun dig selv med i faldet.

I love you user, don't do it.

I appreciate the kind words.

You have depression. I advise either seeking medical help and help through friends and family, or just going through as an hero. The easiest ways are either with an exit bag or just hanging yourself. Hanging yourself will hurt like a bitch but it's easy as fuck for literally anyone to do. Might as well jerk yourself off too before you go, like Robin Williams did. One last hurrah.

Look faggot, i don´t care how deppresed how you are. You know why ? Because i have it worse. So fuck you. At least i don´t make thread about my own PERSONAL problems.

The long way down? British novel?

Police in Denmark are too afraid to shoot anyone, because theyll have to write a huge report about it. I'd have to spend rest of my life in prison.

Okay, well so far so good. Of course I wont be able to help you over Sup Forums, here I'm but a handful of pixels.
Where in Denmark are you from?
Also, as you're reaching in on yourself: the will to live (to sum it up roughly) comes through the acceptance of life being somewhat illussions and our purpose comes from investing ourselves in these illussions with all our senses, thus making a veracity which feels real to us. Life is not meaningless, it's a somewhat crosspoint between Nietzsche and Baudrillard. Baudrillard in our acceptance of the world constructed in simulations and simulacrums and Nietzsche in our rejection of the herd and his "will to power" which is reevaluating and creating your own norms.

It would take long to really explain this thoroughly, but if you would need a short method to essence then try starting to stimulate your senses throug hatred. Start exposing yourself to propaganda. It sounds dumb and I truely wish we could talk so I could explain it all thoroughly to you.

Pride comes before a fall my friend, I suggest going to a counselor or even better yet a priest who genuinely does care about you.

Also there's a lot to look forward to, for one the re conquering of Europe in the near future :)

A real hero

Bruh what you like to do? Video games? Ping pong? Come on user l, I felt like this during summer, but now I go to technical school and learn electricity.

Learn to draw, get into music, learn to program, isn't there something that interests you?

user, you shouldn't kill yourself. You'll be sent to hell for eternity. Do you really want the SJWs to win?

But, if I were to suicide this is how I'd do it.

Razor wire noose, tied to something strong on top of a building. Super glue my hands to my head and jump. It should make it look like I ripped my own head off.

Alternatively, go on a rampage focused solely on immigrants. At the end, turn the weapon on yourself or attack the police. Idk if cops in your country have guns, so suicide by cop may not be an option.

But seriously, don't kill yourself. Better to be a waste of space than spend an eternity in hell.

light heroin overdose + burning coal in your room.

you will have the most beautiful trip, until you will slowly fade away and die while sleeping bc of lack of oxygen.

just find out which coal won't smell much.

have fun

Everyone must have the belief that there’s always someone in a much worse situation than I am, and this person I want to help as a comrade.

If one should say, "Yes, but do I have to sacrifice a lot?" That is the glory of giving! When you sacrifice for your community, then you can walk with your head held up high.

Inert gas asphyxiation (nitrogen is ideal for this), or a barbiturate overdose.

Good cop, bad cop

I dont excactly know how the process looks like in denemark but here in poland it can be treated just as broken legs, visit the local docttor and he will redirect you to a specialist and give ypu tips for meanwhile. If your situation is nervous and feel like jumping from a brodge right now you might as well call a suicide hotline, they will likley give obu far better advice then I ever could. Dont listen to the people here or even me, only a specialist can cure you. Going to the gum etc as some suggest is not going to work, its not something you cant overcome on your own.

Hey bro.
I know exactly how you feel. I was recently diagnosed with bipolar. Prior to that I was generally happy but with some real down periods. Then lately I just lost all enjoyment.
Long story short after psychiatric help I wound up on medium dosages of anti depressants. I'm not feeling as hollow and meh as I was and not feeling like I want to die etc but now I feel like I would rather just not be alive. Even so I lack any drive to do anything and am on a perpetual level emotionally.
I totally get that you are feeling like there is no point and unlike a lot I'm not gonna tell you 'oh life is worth living' or 'live like you are already dead' etc.
If suicide is what you'd prefer it is your right.
Life for me right now is eternal averageness. Really uninspiring but tolerable.
If you are serious about it write out a message you'd want people to read, truly be honest and pour your heart out, then go for a long drive/ walk to say goodbye to earth.
Then yeah either get super high and drunk on anything and everything you can get your hands on and Wade into the ocean.
Either that or the exit bag option.
But yeah I know I'm going to get better eventually so just holding on to see what happens. Might be the same for you.

I appreciate the sentiment, and I understand what you're saying. But the fact that nothing I do matters in the big picture is what really gets me down.

Do it.
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Also for the people that are suggesting suicide methods you are straight fucking trash.

Crash Into Me by Albert Borris.

You need to feel pain, this will end your Nihilism. Go for a hike and do not stop until you collapse.

Listen to some music user, this is one of my favorite albums

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Oh, shit, I did that same thing. Are you having fun pulling wires through conduit? Better study up on the nec! Quick: what gauge wire will you use for a 50 amp oven? What a bunch of horseshit. Here is a simpler problem: Pedro can pull wires just as well as you can, and he will do it for cheaper. Who do you think the contractor will hire?

Disregard what I said. I just read , kill your politicians. If you can, torture them.

The most morbid/hilarious way you can do it is if you tie a noose of cheese wire around your neck, tie it to the bridge, superglue your hands to the top of your head and jump. It will look like you pulled your own head off!

Source. Sup Forums long long ago...

I don't endorse suicide but in terms of dying quickly and painlessly?

Aspirin and a razor blade across the radial and ulnar artery, the slice from the razor blade will feel like a sting, it doesn't hurt that much and you'll bleed out very quickly and be dead within a minute.

Second, if you can get your hands on sleeping pills, valium and opiates. Crush them, drink them a drink you like mixed with alcohol and do it slowly, you do it too fast your body will chuck it back up immediately.

Those are probably two of a few ways that are relatively painless/quick.

But I'd rather you didn't kill yourself.

This, even sjws are smart enough to encourage their own kind to go on.

Trust me if you try and fail it's 100 times worse.
Just don't mate.

I'm having fun learning, If Pedro doesn't do it as neatly as me, he will not be paid as highly.

Jump off a 100 ft building, the impact should make your brain burst instantly killing you.
>but the pain
user your brain is busted you wont feel a thing because you will cease to exist before those pain neural impulses even happen.

Just fucking do it you chicken faggot.

Death doesn't always have to be painful and terrifying. There are ways to go peacefully and silently.

Sumatriptan overdose used to control migraines, will stop your heart in high doses and you'll collapse.

>referring to someone as trash
That's some to notch tumblr lingo right there.

Hahaha, look at this nigger.
Do it, you goddamn faggot, kill yourself.
But before you do, hear me out: you are such an incredible retard it's unbelievable. MILLIONS of people would fucking kill only to have such an easy and carefree life as yours.
You know NOTHING of suffering. I somehow have to live this month on 9$ with no friends or family, but I still won't do it.
tl;dr Hurry up and do it, you fucking faggot. I have no pity for spoiled little brats like you.

Eh typos cuz fking tablet typing sucks i hope you get the idea though

Your advice is potentially damaging, i know people who used pills, overcame whatever they have and are a regular citizen. And yes they, same as you describe it, felt "nothing" during their pill period.

Go on Middle East and kill some kebabs. Anyway you gonna die, so take some bastards to hell with you.

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Just close your eyes, don't think anything and listen to this.

google up!

Go to Thailand and fuck hookers. Lets see if you still want to kill yourself then.

What do you have to lose?

Jump of something tall. its very easy and a small step.
But dont kill yourself man

You're too cowardly to commit suicide, you're like most people. Go and live your miserable without bothering to change a thing and before you stop to wonder where it all went, die of old age. That's how it goes. Who cares.

So is the internet and computers free in Russia?

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