Birt/pol/ - copy & paste edition

>Today's Papers 1/9/16
sli.mg/a/MYGolD

>Pound jumps as UK manufacturing activity rebounds
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37242804

>Junior doctors row: Hospitals prepare for week of strikes
bbc.co.uk/news/health-37241267

>British public overwhelmingly support banning the Islamic burqa by two to one
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/islam-muslim-veil-burka-ban-burkini-poll-uk-britain-france-a7218386.html

>Theresa May vows Brexit deal will limit migration whatever the impact on EU trade
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/31/theresa-may-vows-to-make-controls-on-eu-migrants-a-red-line-duri/

>'This isn't bloody funny': JK Rowling laments Corbyn's strong position
theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/31/this-isnt-bloody-funny-jk-rowling-laments-corbyns-strong-position

>London will remain the top financial centre post-Brexit, says Deutsche Bank chief
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/08/31/london-will-remain-the-top-financial-centre-post-brexit-says-deu/

>Jeremy Corbyn set to win Labour leadership with increased majority, poll suggests
theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2016/aug/31/corbyn-labour-leadership-yougov-poll-leadership-with-increased-majority-poll-suggests-politics-live

>Ban businesses from sacking new mums, say MPs
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37222674

>Lib Dem leader warns of post-EU-vote 'forces of racism'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37220106

>Koran to be read at funeral of backpacker who died in Allahu Akbar stabbing
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/30/passage-koran-read-funeral-backpacker-killed-man-shouting-allah-hu-akbar/

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youtube.com/watch?v=51oEk21ax5A
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My waifu.
We could go out and kill Mussys.
If the world was perfect..

Anime?

less holocaust
more bantz

>Birt/pol/
It's a foreign flag shill hijacks Brit/pol/ episode again.

Not quite.

JIDF please go.

nth for Birt

>Hereditary
This... this makes me understand monarchy.

Does Britain really still only have one royal family that basically rules over all? I'm not bashing it per-se, but that is pretty epic.

NTH FOR PADDY'S ARE MUSLIM TIER

your grandad?

oh btw pharah are best

>reports of huge surge in brits taking their holidays in spain to avoid terrorism
>tourism in paris has fallen 60% in 1 year, leading to many farmer markets and flea markets closing

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It's become a meme for the first reply to be "anime?" but it didn't quite work this time.

>all these retarded questions
>google exsits

I bet it's the same fucking guy that was spamming bible walls of text yesterday.

He really is making brit/pol/ uncomfy.

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>Birt/pol/
OH FUCK ME
I'M SORRY

Kek.
No user, OP's Pic related.
But that's not my grandfather.
Cool image though.

With pleasure.

Less bantz
More BLAIR

>defending literall Nazis

you better unsub me alt right dickhead

Make this your flag and I'll forgive you

Sup Forums will never be comfy for you JIDF. That wasn't me though. He was pretty based though.

This is my understanding, tell me how I do

>Voters vote for someone from whatever party
>If party gets enough votes they become recognized party in commons
>Which ever party in commons gets most votes gets to pick PM
>PM then gets to to make laws that he/she pushes through commons
>After commons it goes through house of lords
>after that it gets approved by queen

How'd I do?

>masturbating machines

The Queen is our head of state, our President to put it simpler.

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who's the ww1 dude in your pic

Fuck off faggot. It was a yes or no.
Don't be ashamed.

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post the music the moment leave won

youtu.be/M93xNG93Zcg?t=2m50s

Just as epic was the big fuss about the law being changed a few years ago so that if Kate Middleton had popped a daughter out first, a later son wouldn't have taken precedence in ascending to the throne.

>country ruled by unelected family in perpetuity. Parliament decides that the order in which family members take power is the most pressing issue of inequity to resolve.

Some enlisted man I dunno.

Hitler did nothing wrong JIDF.

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it's more like a goon with a nazi uniform fetish hijacks brit/pol/ all fucking day episode again

>164 posts by this id
>all the fucking same
>nobody reads any of them

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Correct but our system of voting is awful
youtu.be/s7tWHJfhiyo
>Inb4 muh peter hitchens quote

>Holocaust
>nothing wrong

Unsub me arsehole!

GAS THE REPUBLICANS
CIVIL WAR NOW

>@SkyNewsBreak

>Minister for Exiting the European Union David Davis says the UK is ideally seeking tariff-free access to the single market


NO MEMBERSHIP OF THE SINGLE MARKET CONFIRMED
FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT IS FINISHED

m.youtube.com/watch?v=T8--Lcy-ehI

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

>1 post by this ID

i only support voting reform if it benefits the right wing.

if left wing votes are being split then good.

Been doing some light exercise today lads, on SSRIs so quite an achievement for me. Feel a bit sick though

Succ me plz

>opposed to unelected EU Bureaucrats
>supports unelected German family ruling country

can you see any cognitive dissonance m8?

>woooowww how did this happen!? bugged tourism mechanics, nothing i could do

>If party gets enough votes they become recognized party in commons
>Which ever party in commons gets most votes gets to pick PM

It's not by votes, it's by MP numbers (seats around the country won). Under FPTP this doesn't automatically mean majority of votes won, just seats.

>PM then gets to to make laws that he/she pushes through commons
>After commons it goes through house of lords
>after that it gets approved by queen

Yep. Also the Lords can send a bill back to the Commons twice and if they still disagree then the Commons can overrule them, so their ''''veto power'''' is more of a delay tactic.

Also they don't pick the PM after an election, it's just the leader of the party who won the majority in the election. So they pick PM-to-be.

Got any proof of the holocaust JIDF? Because Sup Forums's been waiting for it since 2011.

That's the thing it would benefit the Right UKIP would have so many more mps under a more representative form of voting

>i want to exterminate the jewish people so i'll make death camps with 1 incinerator that takes 3 hours to reduce a body to ashes and build gas chambers with windows and wooden doors
The Nazi "war machine" everyone.

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Now ask the general public and not your fucking stupid alt right racist website

Were coming for you lad

Republicans were made to be gassed.

The royals are figureheads. The Queen is politically neutral, above politics, she acts as head of state and commander in chief whilst the government of the day runs the country.
It's all on precedents and convention. Technically the monarch has a load of powers but she never uses them unless advised to by the government of the day. She is the ultimate check and balance however, if a PM or commons were to go mad somehow she can command the military and dismiss the government in a crisis.

She is also monarch of 16 of countries like Australia, Canada, New Zealand and Jamaica, but in those countries she appoints a Governor-General on advice of their governments to perform the figurehead role and carry out the royal powers such as appointing the PM and dissolving parliament for elections and so on.

lel

Agreed.
He Jews and other Untermensch worked, making mostly rubber for the war effort.
A lot of Jews died of Thyhus though, which Zyklon B was used to stop spreading.

>republican
>can't spell

>Bandwagon fallacy
Try again reddit.

We did it Reddit.

what about those scummy greens though?

>hermetic seal meme is still alive and well

Keep it up, user, you're special.

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>there will never be commercialised nazi wank machines

yeah, and that's probably how it will stay
even i've got better things to do than sit here while you post the same tired old bollocks every fucking day

everyone else stay british

t. shekel goldstein

They think UKIP are equally as scummy

literally thousands and thousands of witnesses you fuckhead! That more than your shitty sourceless racist infographics!

>defending Hitler literally

>fallacy fallacy

are you that retarded to know that this alt right racist nazi website is biased

HWITES

I can spell ye name in blood

>hydrogen cyanide gas + wood
>hermetic seal

i dont trust a scotsman who doesent drink

>greens
Dead party Corbyn will nick there votes

YOU ARE LITERALLY DEFENDING HITLER YOU IDIOT

shame you're not quite so familiar with the texas sharpshooter mate

I want to marry Tracer!

As much as I hate Halo 4, watching the COVVY FUCKING SHITS getting btfo was amazing.

All you've got to do is prove that Sup Forums isn't always right.

youtube.com/watch?v=MDsPYp6x1LY

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(OP) #

The thing is, you faggots will be pleased with your self declared "victory" for the disgusting fetish of cartoon paedophilla, you will feel accepted because you have come together with the other sick fucks of this board and united against the voice of decency.

But then in about 16-18 hours time you will have to turn off your computers and move your considerable weight down to the Job centre. You will of course still be claiming you sickening victories via your mobile phones and then the half drunk chav sitting next to you in the dole office will spot your image folder as you're scrolling through your collection to find the most apt paedophillic cartoon to match the tone of your post.

You will hear him mutter to his equally drunk, probably high mate

"this sick fuck next to me is looking at cartoon porn"

You will realise then that even those who society deams the worst of us, Junkie dole heads, have someone even they can look down on

the anime posters of Brit/pol/

Skank.

t. shoah goldberg

I guess people who die in mechanic inspection pits from carbon monoxide poisoning should have hermetically sealed themselves in you alt right fuckhead

I could look like this if I really wanted to.

I'm a guy btw

We should of allied with Nazi Germany.
Fucking Churchill.
FÜR DAS REICH!

We all do.

>wrong image

2/10

>literally thousands and thousands of witnesses
Just like the ones I'm posting in this thread?

Just like Rudolf Hoess beaten to death to get him to sign confessions he didn't even write?

Show me one reliable eye witness. I've read them all. None make any fucking sense or even agree with the narrative.

Cling to your fantasies. The rest of us are more interested in reality and truth.

Why are you so desperate for the lolohoax to be real anyway? Did you ever think about that?

The lady that doth protest too much?

is there ANYTHING more cucked than a naziboo who isnt even german?

you cockroaches make my stomach turn

IM NOT EVEN JEWISH FUCK HEAD

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Really makes you go hmmm...

You have me mistaken, I was talking about the meme where retards parrot and recycle poorly sourced and totally unchallenged images and accounts about the 'holohoax' and insist that highly poisonous gas cannot kill a room full of people if there isn't an airtight seal on the door.

>there's no evidence of a hermetic seal on this photo of a door
>therefore industrial genocide never took place

It's a good meme, I like it.

>youtube.com/watch?v=51oEk21ax5A
>Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.
>A NEW DAWN IS BREAKING

>on Sup Forums
>not a naziboo
Lurk more red-dit.

>Isn't even German.
What is the Germanic blood that sours though our veins? Our European heritage? Hitler fought for all Evropa!
Sieg Heil!