SpaceX Rocket Explosion

Oh vey

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>you are now realizing how far the space program would be if the nazis won

those must be the second hand engines...

>tfw we've gone backwards in space exploration

If you Musk ask, you won't get government welfare if your technology actually works.

Not very far. Germans are shit at making space rockets. Just ask von Braun.

We are

Yeah I think it is the reused rocket. Probably blew up with a fuel pressure test. Maybe stress cracks from the first launch. But I thought they x-rayed it.

>best rocket engineers were nazis
Don't get pissed that we paperclip'd better scientists than you did, Ivan

This.

Remember: technology is very dangerous if not in hands of your government overlords goym.

That fucking sucks man.

Come on mate, he was just as good as Korolev.

Aerospace Engineer here

I went to college with someone who works at SpaceX. Guy is a borderline retard.

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That's the thing though, if you got the best German scientists and we got the worst, then how come we got into space before you? That kind of proves my point that your statement about Nazis getting farther into space exploration than we did in reality is wrong.

We beat him into space and he was one of Germany's best.

I interviewed at SpaceX. I'm borderline retarded.

t.aerospace engineer

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Well using slave labor to build your rockets. There's your problem. Like the Chinese space program. They lost their moon rover and space station.

Do you know your own history? You found a trove of rocket info when you invaded Germany. US got a lot of scientists because you were raping German women and killing the men. But a lot of the work and materials you got.

>implying we've ever gone into space
>implying you weren't being hoaxed the whole time
>implying you will keep believing the lies
>implying
>implying
>implying

My bro works in that industry and spacex is literally fucking normie low paying meme tier start up elon musck fucking cancer

>Literally 20 years ahead of everyone else
>German scientists and engineers given amnesty from genocide charges in exchange for making rockets for America

The Soviet rocket engines were much better than those developed by the West. When the burgers found out how efficient they actually were they thought the Russians were lying.

Where do you work?

Because government funding and focus wasn't on the space race until the soviets got in on it. We were much more concerned about atomic weapons.
If you want to be pedantic, and act like the achievement of getting "into" space is more impressive than landing men on an extraterrestrial body and returning them, then technically the Nazis beat us all, since the V2 was the first object in space.

>This rocket was set to launch on Saturday, September 3 on a mission to deliver Facebook’s first satellite to orbit.

Looks like Jewckerberg won't be getting a sattelite.

Actually I'd say the Nazi scientists split between U.S. And U.S.S.R and we got the better ones because no Nazi in their right mind wanted to live in that shithole after the war.

Weren't the Russians trying to put like 30 or 40 seperate engines in their first stages?

USSR would take more risks as the media was completely controlled, as was all information. In the u.s. if a rocket exploded with a person inside it was on the news. If a rocket exploded with a person inside in the ussr the person might get an award in twenty years.

Also the ussr had complete control of industry. So if a bright and talented aerospace engineer wanted to work on airplanes, he could work on rockets or go to a salt mine. In the U.S. you kind of got to do whatever you wanted.

Isn't the point of automated rockets that you can make these mistakes and not kill people?

If this was nasa there would be 4 dead people as well as a massive fuck up.

>you now realize that Germany would have done nothing because just like with the atomic bomb they would get beaten to it by larger powers
Naziboos are the worst

I bet the Jews did this.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Falcon_9_and_Falcon_Heavy_launches#2016_2

>September 3, 2016, 07:00 F9 FT
F9-029 CC LC40 Amos-6 GTO Spacecom
>"The purchase of Spacecom by Beijing Xinwei Technology Group is contingent on Amos-6 successfully being placed into service."

>Spacecom, or Space Communication (Hebrew: חלל תקשורת), is a communications satellite operator in the Middle East, European Union and North America headquartered in the city of Ramat Gan, Israel.

Does anyone else finds this suspicious? Maybe (((someone))) didn't want the chinese to buy the company?

And explain to me what good all those rockets that were mostly barely operable prototypes would be in creating a rocket that could get into space? One would assume that the skills and know-how would be more important in scientific development than random prototypes. And anyhow, the scientists you acquired took with them more than enough of their work and blueprints, which didn't have to be reverse-engineered like a prototype would have to have been.

>Because government funding and focus wasn't on the space race until the soviets got in on it. We were much more concerned about atomic weapons.

Actually, no, because you are the one's who kicked off the space race by announcing to the whole world that you'd be the first to get a satellite into space.

>If you want to be pedantic, and act like the achievement of getting "into" space is more impressive than landing men on an extraterrestrial body and returning them, then technically the Nazis beat us all, since the V2 was the first object in space.

I wasn't even talking about the subject of who won the space race or what was more impressive, actually. Funny that you, in your clear insecurity, should bring it up. What I was talking about, was that the Nazi scientists weren't as amazing and important to the space race as everyone likes to claim.

You're a fool if you think the numerous agencies working in your nation couldn't force one particularly brilliant scientist to work one particular project. Hell, they'd probably even use the same means, first the carrot and then the stick if needed. You're rulers are not as clean as Hollywood often likes to make them out to be.

>larger powers had to use Nazi scientist and engineers on both projects
Yeah, I'm sure they would have overcome the deficit in knowledge and technology by sheer force of size and Jewish financiers alone

Pay debts

Meanwhile, Russians are sending their rockets in to space and it's working just fine..

Like everything else in Russia, their rockets are designed to be cheap and reliable above all else

Meanwhile in America, they're trying to make teh bestest rocket EVAR and failing miserably every time

Nice tinfoil, give me some actual proofs instead of some people who just look the same

Cows BTFO lolbertarians.

>"w-we got to space first!"
>haha, you're so insecure, only losers would bring up times someone did something first (Nazis) or better (USA)
I know it must be hard to accept that the only thing your pissant dead superpower can be moderately respected for in history was done better by the USA and on the backs of Nazi science, but that's just how it is.
In fact, in addition to being better at rocketry, we could feed our people and didn't have to enslave our scientists either.
Tough luck, Ivan

AH SHIT HE'S BACK THEN

believe whatever you want vlad, But a brilliant american born citizen scientist could not be coerced, encouraged yes, but forced, no that just doesn't happen. We have was to much freedom of information and give and push.

Stalin killed what, 50 million people, and ruled for nearly 30 years. I'm not saying the U.S. government has not done its fair share of evil, but we didn't kill quite that many of our own citizens in the 20th century.

Rocket failure is common even nasa has had tons of them

>Justifying government-subsidised space exploration over the free market
>Implying government will keep on subsidising space exploration

Perfect example is when Americans realized pen don't work in space, so they have spent time and millions of dollars to make pen that will work in no gravity environment..

Russians just used graphite pencil..

>yugo education

>was done better by the USA

Clearly not, since you still use our rocket engines to get your rockets into space. Interesting that without our tech you couldn't even get anything into space nowadays (not your government, nor your private enterprises, according to this thread) and yet you somehow landed on the Moon. But enough of that, the point was and still stands that the Nazi scientists didn't play as important of a role as people make them out to be.

Sure thing, friend, keep believing that your government wouldn't use force, including on it's own citizenry, when needed. Hell, you probably believe that 9/11 was all the work a few sandniggers with boxcutters who managed to fool one of the best air-defense systems in the world and fly 3 planes into 3 of the most important US buildings. Completely legit.

any fellow aerospace engineers in here wanna give me a job when i graduate this year? im a redpilled shitskin with a bad GPA and ok experience. my email is [email protected]

How much is this going to cost the US taxpayers?

>clearly not
Hmm? What's that? I can't hear you over the vast vacuum between you and the moon. Maybe when you get bored of AIDS and krokodil, you can tape enough bottle rockets together to get here.
Hope you have enough ISP!

Why would I need battle rockets of all things to get to Hollywood? I could fly a plane straight over there if I wanted, it's not like I'd be stopped along the way or anything.

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It's not a great pic because it leaves out the interesting fact that those "people who look the same" all share the exact same names as the people they look like.

>I-it never happened!
lel, how sad it must be to be russian.
The greatest achievement of the human race, and you deny it based off of evidenceless assertions and bitter resentment for being of a lesser people.
Must suck, I wouldn't know.

I'm sure there will be a Russian worth a fuck born eventually...

>I'm sure there will be a Russian worth a fuck born eventually..

There'll never ever be an American worth a fuck born however. You'll just continue sharting in your marts until one day your lies will be uncovered and your nation disappears back into the obscurity it started from.

I'm sure russian federation will last longer than the soviet union

Is the art of building non-exploding spaceships completely lost in US?

Then again, judging by the number of their astronaught casualties, they never really had it in the first place.

That's actually a myth, the space pen was developed by an independant company who then offered it to NASA as a promotional thing

A better example would be America spending billions developing and operating the space shuttle, where Russia just kept sending up Soyuz and making more, which turned out to be both safer and cheaper

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please stop posting, you are making russians look retarded.

Long than leafland for certain ;^)

>astronaught
>naught
kek

I'm terribly sorry Dmitry, but the Germans put the first object into space, and also took the first photo in space...

Oh shit the Ruskies blew it up

I work on the new Mars rover at JPL.

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Ground to orbit rocket delivery programs are fucking stupid.
Back in the 70s we had that capability to launch a LEO payload out the back of a transport aircraft but apparently it got banned thanks to being to edgy for nuclear war planners.

>least stable government of the last 100 years
>three total resets
>still starving
>still diseased
>still dumb as shit
>still crime ridden cestpool
>still kleptocratic oligarchy
If this is "relevance," I want no part.
I guess I'll just have to settle for sole superpower and best spacefaring nation.

Oh, and being able to eat.

do you actually think people would be that dumb?
"Let's fake this space shuttle explosion, and use the actual names of the actors instead of making them have fake ones. What could go wrong."

It was suppose to launch Amos 6

The Russians aren't without fault in this either. They developed what was essentially a carbon copy of the shuttle system (Buran+Energia), flew it twice then stowed it away in Kazakhstan until the roof collapsed on it. Many rebels were wasted over there as well.

Unless it's designed to detect life no one gives a shit.

Nothing of value was lost.

THANKS CIA/NRO FOR KEEPING THAT KIKE SPY SATELLITE OUT OF MY BACK YARD!

was the satellite on board when it blew up?

How much life (microscopic, etc) or liquid water is really there?

OH NO! WE HAD TO COME UP WITH DIFFERENT METHODS TO LAUNCH OUR OBJECTS INTO ORBIT
OH NO WE COULDNT JUST USE THE SAME OLD TECH FOR DECADES
OH NO, ITS NOT SUPER EASY TO LAUNCH SHIT, SO NOW WE CANT CLUTTER UP THE AREA WITH ASS LOADS OF TINY SATELLITES AND INSTEAD HAVE TO CONSOLIDATE A LOT OF TECH INTO ONE OBJECT

like fuck, people like you eat boogers, no doubt.

Very cool man. Thanks for sharing.

DELET THIS

Stop making me question my decisions in life

The Apollo 15 team put this statue and this plaque on the moon commemorating those that died in the pursuit of space travel. Included in the names are Yuri Gagarin, first man in space (Russian), Vladimir Komarov (my personal hero) and Gus Grissom (part of the original Mercury crew).

Can't you two get along long enough to focus this energy on hating the eternal jew that pits you two against each other.

>For your information

Hitler's voice was the first thing in space and with his power he can crash any object he wants to, as long as there is a reason to it.

Space pens >>>>> graphite pencils that shed debris into the air that reduces the lifespan of air filters.

No, it was an unflown Falcon 9.

KIKES PLEASE GO, YOUR SATELLITE FAILED, DEAL WITH IT

COME ON FAGGOT SAY SOMETHING OR I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU

Thank you based japbro

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You've triggered many burger asses with your arguments today. Be proud.

The Russian engines are still the best. They have much better metallurgical knowledge put into them that the US has been unable to match.

Surely it's just a coincidence, Paprika-san.

After being mildly crippled by the gulag Korolev managed the paranoid USSR machinery into a series firsts, culminating in making a rocket which, if correctly made, could have put a soviet on the Moon. Plus leaving the legacy of literally the only manned space vehicle in use today.

Von Braun was good, but not that good.

>they were launching the facebook satellite
>explodes

Praise kek

It's a part of the mission.
Don't know. I'm in the engineering division, not science. I just make sure it lands on Mars in one piece.
No problem. Enjoy.
What's up?

this desu

ruskis are the best in that matter, despite the fact I hate your guts

They also didn't destroy their program by falling for dumb spaceplane memes, they just built it, saw it was shit and then went back to the way that worked.

I got a job offer at SpaceX, then turned down the 50% pay cut they offered because I'm not a retard.

> t. Aerospace Engineer

They do stick to what works. I'd rather be stuck in a Russian spacecraft than an American one.

Was good

youtube.com/watch?v=gswIQ3mCbqQ

Imagine if him, Glushko and Sakharov had been paper-clipped too. Moon landings might have even become passé in current year.