Is starting a farm the ultimate red pill? How do you even start a farm without inheriting it?

Is starting a farm the ultimate red pill? How do you even start a farm without inheriting it?

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you buy it

> monsanto copyrighted mutant crop is accidentally introduced onto your land
> get sued for millions of dollars

You can't escape

For profit or subsistence?

no, it's fucking retarded.
you're clearly having one of those "man growing old" moments here because literally every post-life-crisis man has the same retarded thought.
it doesn't work out.
don't be a moron.

also maybe then you'll have some potatoes.

My great grandparents were farmers and my girlfriends family farms. It's a hard thing to get into, especially if you don't have any equipment or any idea of what you are doing. Not really worth building one up from nothing, without the federal government giving subsidies farming wouldn't still be a thing in rural communities. If you want to make money cattle is where it's at, also requires less help depending on how many you have/what kind of cattle you raise.

Subsistence farming is good, but if it's just for you and family it's just a fucking garden, you don't need a lot of land for that.

Actually I am 28 and sick of working on a computer. I go to farm trade shows all the time. I have 400k from and farmers get a shitload of subsidies here. I know a guy running selling organic chicken eggs making 300 a day from a tiny farm.

I have five acres, a one acre patch is a huge fucking garden, i'd recommend starting at maybe a quarter acre and see how it goes.

Big tip, grow shit you like. I started growing every fucking seed i could get my hands on and got left with a bnuch of produce i didn't enjoy.

Dont plant corn, if you are going organic dont plant squash, they attract bugs that will wreck all your other veggies.

I'm at the point now where i only grow collard greens, beets, blackberries, cherry tomatoes and figs.

Also, get a flock of pic related, ther are bugavores, they wont eat your garden but they will kill 95% of your insect population

Forgive my grammar this retarded faggot phone keyboard is impossible to use.

From left to right- Fuck, marry, kill.

In America we create farmland via collective sharting uniformly across a given square of land to suffocate the vegetation and create fertilizer

Just yesterday I had to eat 6 McDoubles so I could shart enough to cover land for my grandma's fried potato garden

i just got five acres and i'm looking to farm.

what region are you in? if its the northeast, protips?

Move out to the country. Land is cheap from about 15-25 off days I wasnt in college I was home planting trees and clearing land on my parents property and got about 4 acres of orchards in out of our 7 acre. After my parents divorce I'm doing the same to my Mom's 6 acre.

Frankly it sucks fucking hard. I have back problems at 31 from field work since I was 15 and with Mom getting older I am fucking glad I'm in IT with a Masters and can pay mexicans and teens to do that shit.

I do have about a half acre of vegetables that fill up two freezers worth and trade a couple gallons of Mom's tomato sauce to my best friend for a cut of his meat during hunting season and her dad's fish cut when he goes up to Alaska.

Ever had to carry roofing shingles up the side of a barn, build a new porch or ramps. Every day in summer including and especially weekends I'm out to about 9PM working and end there for food and family/friends time.

I miss college and apartments and doing whatever the fuck I want, sundown be damned.

kek

You move to the greatest state in the USA (Iowa) and start growing corn.

If you are willing to immigrate to Alaska the government has several programs providing cash subsidies to farmers up there.

your red pill is showing
underrated post

i get my seed corn from the Amish for my garden

Look into starting a specialty farm. I have a 20,000 sqft building that I grow high end specialty mushrooms in. It's all in a completely controlled enviorment so I get max yields and reduces many of the risks involved. I do live next to a few higher end cities so selling my product is very easy. I wouldn't recommend doing it in the middle of north dakota or something though.

Sounds neat, what type of mushrooms?

It's only not feeding "the world" though because third world countries won't accept it because of how "dangerous" it is. Now let me think what costs more, something that's available in abundance or something that isn't, which of the two has the higher profit margin? Hmmm, now who is it that would rather die than have a lower profit margin?

Shiitake, king oyster, blue oysters, and porcini are my money makers so far. I live on the west coast so japs love buying shiitake. I am also working on growing morels indoors and also do truffle hunt with my lab in the fall/winter.

I live in Texas near the coast and I just inherited 2 acres. What should I grow?

lol its not the jews


gmos are regulated and banned in several (60+) countries because Roundup ready glyphosate doused products are problematic at best & cancer causing at worst


we shouldn't be spraying poisons on our foods, we shouldn't be putting impossible DNA combinations together (plants+fish)
we definitely should be following Russias example and telling Monsanto to fuck off

dude weed lol

Dude lol that's, like, totally illegallll. What if the cops come, bro?

Not an argument

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How the hell do you farm in Alaska? What the hell do you grow?

If your independent you will be taxed heavily until your out of business

Oil

lol

Well, oil's a renewable resource.

oats!
Fucking love oarts, shit my kid loved em too, he fucking eats them out of my hand like a horse (he can't be trusted with the oats or we have oats all over the floor, which he also eats).
In cuckWeden we have a substitute for milk made of oats, its fucking awesome!

Oats are truly a white mans crop! Wheat is shit

My husband and I are planning on buying somewhere between 12-50 acres of land in Central Texas in the next couple of years, as soon as we can get our credit it order. We're going to build our own house from scratch just the two of us. Then we're going to start subsistence farming, we're going to grow everything we can! I'm thinking of learning how to beekeep as well. We're still on the fence about whether or not we'll be able to raise animals for food but I think we can do it and ultimately give our animals the nicest life they could possibly have. I think it's a great red-pilled idea, the ultimate red pill seems to be that our country, nay our world, is on an unstoppable cause and effect path, continuing to degenerate worse and worse until finally we'll enter the end times, and Jesus will hopefully have our back then! Our best hope for a truly good life and world one day is to let everything fall apart and build back up from scratch, so if you hope to do well in that world or even make it to it in the first place you should definitely set yourself up for self sufficiency.

Farming is hard. My friend and his wife started a small veggie farm 3 years ago and they are just starting to make some money on it now and that is after inheriting land. It is a fuckton of work, even if you are just doing an acre.

If you want to start a new farm you'll need land with good soil for whatever you want to grow, or the money/patience/time to improve the soil on whatever land you can get.

A little off topic but i need to know.

Why the fuck are my chillies so mild? i want to burn when i eat them.

Why would I want to do actual work when I can shitpost from cozy office job all day?

How are you growing them?

Farming is probably one of the most hhwite professions there is.

Its alot of work. he first step is buying land and having an outfit come in and farm it. youll do that maybe 5-10 years before you have the money to do it yourself. 50 acres or better is when the write offs come onto play. You can lose your ass if you arent careful like anything else

Outside.
In pots.
Its a small bush type

You cant. Unless you have alot of money. A somewhat small farm these days is like 3000-5000 acres. The good farm land in the midwest will cost you no less than 5k an acre.

When I was 20 my dad said I should choose between being a farmer and a soldier. Chose soldier because I figure I could still be a farmer later down the line.

Being a farmer seems like 70% spreadsheet min/maxing and online yield sales. Fuck computers.

What kind of soil? One type of plant or many different chilies?

God damn user. Lemme guess, youre one of the anons that will survive judgement day because youre so red pilled. WRONG FAGGOT...YOURE WRONG. WHAT EATS CORN? COWS. COWS YOU STUPID FUCK. ALONG WITH MANY OTHER THINGS THAT KEEP DICKWEEDS LIKE YOU BREATHING FOR FAR TOO LONG.

Just potting soil with compost mixed in. (im a noob)

5 plants all the same kind.
No idea what type of chilli they are as i just sowed the seeds of store bought chillies.

Try all compost or manure. Make sure that you don't have any sweet chilies growing with them, they will cross breed. Don't water them too often, just when the leaves begin to droop.

Kinda want to raise goats t.bh

Your services for Israel are greatly appreciated. Hopefully your family won't die in the next false flag terrorist attack carried out on US soil and perpetrated by Mossad.

Me too, and chickens, ducks, cows, horses, piggies, and how cool would it be to have like five or six farm dogs that trot around with you all day on your farm, keeping the animals in line? And one big fat cat to hang out in the barn.

Sugar comes from sugarcane which has genes to fuck with you retard. It's not a mineral spice like salt.

You will smell like shit. It's unavoidable, the smell of shit wI'll get into your clothes, your hair, your skin. It's in your air around your house because there's so much of it. A farmer at my school was fit and attractive but could never get a girl because he smelled so bad. Even after track practice showers he still smelled.

Orchards or farms are fine, animals will ruin your life.

I don't mind smelling. I've already got my husband, so it's not like we need to attract anyone, and neither of us will care.

lmao you guys are retarded as fuck.

They put terminator genes in their seeds not to kike farmers (although im sure they love it) but to stop it from spreading exactly how you're describing.

Find out if something is true before you sperg out about it.

>How do you even start a farm without inheriting it?

Fine one of the millions of farmers who can't find anyone to take up the mantle. Work with him. If he likes you and your ethics, he'll "sell" you the farm, meaning you get to own it and he gets a part of the profits until it's been paid off. They'll usually keep assisting you well into their retirements because most farmers love their jobs too much to stop.

t. friend of many farmers.

fucking kek

Many countries you can get a loan to start a farm at the lowest interest rate possible. And then you can get free gibs as well.

have you looked into how much work it is?

or do you know any farming blogs that might have this imfo?

Snow peas :3

anyone know if a non citizern can buy land in the pnw?

sounds interesting, got a link? I am too stupid to jewgle

They allow gays in Texas now?

Brought a run down piece of hill country and now run livestock while spending every day that involves sunshine busting my arse trying to avoid bankruptcy. my body feels like it got put through a tenderiser every day and i'm constantly losing my shit with never ending tide of problems that pop up from cattle tick to broken fences and irrigation lines.

Quite possibly the most emotionally fulfilling i had done in my entire life and I wouldn't trade it for anything else in this world.

mexican repellant

>typos
Also i need coffee

Farmer here.

Its the greatest lifestyle one can have besides being Donald J Trump.

>tfw hauling silage in my comfy Fendt listening to Fash the Nation

sugar has a chemical formalue liek c6h6o6 or some shit

>Is becoming your own slave redpilled
The word you're looking for is retarded.

Between your thighs smells perpetually like vinigar, Big Mac sauce, popcorn butter and trout guts does it not?

Prepare to be poor

Not unless you get to choose who you're feeding with your crop. Entering into business of any sort is the ultimate bluepill when you have to make gay wedding cakes.

Mostly just like bread dough.

>I have no clue what you're saying
>still imagined a Ford Ranger with a bed full of manure listening to old country

Oh yeah free range eggs will make you a fuck load of money i worked out a single brown shaver on my farm pulls about $100 gross per year. I just have a feeder set up and let them run free range where ever they fucking please.

For reference a single ewe will make aprrox the same but needs 1/4 of an acre.

Ah, the classic ode de oozing yeast canal, enough to gag a maggot. Sick.

Sometimes I sit on the toilet and my nuts stink worse than my shit does. I call that pork balls.

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>buying a farm

That seems like such an economic suicide to me.

Farming will be completely automated by 2050 anyway.

Terminator seeds were patented but never used retard. The greenie-weenies freaked the fuck out and pushed to have them banned.

Not that anyone but 3rd worlders and dumb fucking pretend farmers reuse seeds anyways. Real farmers buy hybrids aka "patented seed" and have been since the 1930's.

Heirloom varieties do not have the yield and pest resistance to be viable economically unless it is sold as meme food or there literally isn't anything else available.

Operations under 100 acres are market gardening, not farming. It's the LARPing of the agricultural world.

>look at me i inefficiently grow all this crap like it is the 1700's and use up all of these resources and land to do it. i am so much better than those mechanized modern operations that use science to grow food.

just kill yourself desu

literally nothing wrong with gmos

>old ford ranger

Nah senpai pic related

Nut musk is great. Nothing from a farmer is great though. But the guy further up is right. They always smell terrible.

You can create your own seed stock if you know what the fuck you are doing you just wont turn profit per hectare like other farms.

Yeah. I plan on trying it once I gather enough money to buy 100+ acres. Trying to find a qt farmers daughter to marry as well.

>you just wont turn profit per hectare like other farms.

And if there is a bad year or you fuckup you lose everything. Margins can be very thin and that bit of profit is likely the only money to be had.

Seed contracts come with guarantees. They are known qualities and have mountains of documentation and data to back it up. The homebrew shit, not so much.

Which is why pretty much no one grows their own seed anymore.

>if you know what the fuck you are doing
it sounds pretty cpmplex, hows do I does it?

In many respects, having a family farm is about as feasible as starting your own car company in your garage.

>Trying to find a qt farmers daughter to marry as well.

Its quite easy here, we have top1000 lists with full names and hectares. Some decades ago we even used to have series of books where all large farms and families were listed in detail.

>it comes from sugarcane, it certainy has genes

Please, no one is this stupid. Wait, that flag - go on.

pls no bully my compatriot.

bump

>How do you even start a farm without inheriting it?
Dream a little dream.

Very basic representation but you are basically doing this.

In this example you select four different varieties for traits that you want in the final product and then select from the offspring based on those desired traits. Over time you will refine you lines so that 99% of all off spring are of the ABCD variety.

Now put that into practice. Good luck.

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