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janitor needs to finish his hotpocket first

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>this is the same character as in the OP
it might have been a bad idea to mix up artists every so often

puberty just hit her with the ugly stick

For real.
Arabia was always the ugliest in my headcannon.

Karkat's chair was the best character introduced in Act 6, prove me wrong.

Maybe she just got hit with the cancer stick instead.

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>latula
>thicc

Sorry, user. Latula has sexy girlabs and strong legs, appropriate for a skateboarder.

Sorry, Aranea is the best character from Act 6.

Same thing

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Cancer doesn't make you ugly necessarily.

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dude karezi drama lmao

It does in Homestuck

>Homestuck's gonna become porn situation threads

Dunno if want

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Rose isn't ugly, she just has cancer.

Meenah was introduced in act 6 though.

caliborn too

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here's a HOT TAKE:

The comic would've been better and more coherent if Lord English had just been an eldritch horror who was implied to be a past player of the game, and Calliope and Caliborn never featured

Chair > Caliborn >Aranea >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Meenah.

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I'm mad. I'll forever be mad.

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This Honey Select thing is pretty cash man

>Lord English had just been an eldritch horror who was implied to be a past player of the game,
Sounds amazing.

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I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic. The lack of anime face is throwing me.

choco dave looks hot desu

It's fanart, guy, chill out.

I'm not. I'd throw in a ":^)" if I was. You could make him a Horrorterror or Horrterror-ese making him destroying the Horrorterrors more terrifying. Maybe he made a deal post-game to destroy Skaia and then got corrupted. It'd be pretty spooky.

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meenah a shit mate

Yeah.

As funny as Caliborn was, he doesn't outbalance the focus he drew away from the story. Calliope didn't even have the advantage of being funny, she just pulled focus without the self-awareness of Aranea's exposition dumps, and solved problems and acted as a DEM. They should've been hinted at, like the Ancestors were by Mindfang's diary.

>every day is a fight for survival
>lusii have to scavenge and come home empty handed
>if you are unfit, you are easy prey for others
>somehow a fatty

lol is her blood colour lard

I love Caliborn but I have to agree with this
LE was much more threatening when we didn't know he used to be some lovable retarded kid

This better not just be a waifu poser.

I wish Sollux got more screentime. I think he was my favorite of the characters that didn't get a lot. Though I always thought Eridan should've gotten some more too though.

My problem with Sollux is there's no real arc that could be made for them- he's permanently bipolar and miserable or just goes through random phases. How could you give him a proper arc and depth? Eridan would be much easier to do that with though.

It's more a full porn posing suite.

I understand the problems with giving Sollux more screen time, I just thought he was cool. I really enjoyed his dumb 3D glasses design gimmick.

It's by the guys that did Artificial Academy

>karezi drama
>ends with this

:^)
:'^)

But what's your idea?

Cohen you grubby little jew please don't fuck this up. I believe in you. You and your dumb fucking tweets.

>The Cherubs were what the trolls were fighting all along.
>The players won the game at the cost of their planet.
>Player brother and sister fight the whole time- Caliborn being Caliborn and all.
>Win the game after he cheats and murders her in a fit of rage.
>Asks Horrorterrors for power to take revenge on the trolls and agrees on a deal to also destroy Skaia.
>Gets corrupted.
>Goes on a mindless rampage everywhere.

>d acted as a DEM
A DEM?

It's got a lot of potential for sure.

>You and your dumb fucking tweets.
But why?

Blind optimism.

Why does Dave look like a 35 year old middle school teacher having an inappropriate relationship with a student?

But why Coen of all people?

Because he's a 35 year old middle school teacher having an inappropriate relationship with a student.
The male versions of the Homestuck cast definitely need work. At least there's a Doc Scratch though.

I think it needs more maps at least. Everything is too japanese right now.

Maybe Sollux instead of being content, could be angry and try to hunt his Eridan down in the afterlife. Try beat him up and maybe accidentally start understanding him? Maybe tie his and Eridan's exploration up at the same time? I'm not really sure. I'm no writer.

>The only character that knew that all of this bullshit was a waste of time
>peaced the fuck out of the comic
>all the cute and non scourgeshit troll pussy he wanted minus kanaya
He's fucking based.

He's too manly, and too tan.
Dave should be a pasty white androgynous guy

Also, you could imply that Caliborn blamed the trolls for making him kill his sister since the war fucked him over in the head and try to him rationalize it in a journal. You could also make it that the cherubs were aligned with the trolls and then betrayed them to make his anger even more unjust and fit into the whole maturity thing more.

You could also even make it partially fit into the backstory of Alternia by making the conquered cherub planet their main planet after the conquered it. Say, they were a relatively small and more diplomatic empire, joined up with the cherubs, the cherubs betray them, their planet gets destroyed by meteors in the session, and since the game takes so long, they eventually take the planet because it's filled with resources and has a ton of plants and shit. Then, when Lord English arrives, he fucks up this utopia and forces them to flee in terror to Alternia. Because of their defeat and the shithole Alternia is, they adopt eventually begin to adopt an even more vicious culture to gain new resources and protect themselves. Perhaps this could tie into Doc Scratch's manipulation of the trolls too? He wants them to win so they can defeat Lord English and protect the cycle of Sburb?

Maybe Doc Scratch was somehow trying to regrow himself through her, Like Voldemort using the back of Professor Quirrel's head.

deus ex machina

That Is My Wife
Stop

Doesn't sound good but I think that's more of the problem with Sollux himself.

Again, I feel this is too much explanation. We shouldn't know more about Lord English than 'he wants to destroy everything'. Leave him arcane, inscrutable.

I enjoyed Speaker Crab more.

I think it was the delivery of this scene that made it great, because if I'm not mistaken, we hadn't come back to any of the kids/main trolls for some time at this point had we?

The longer I stare at this the funnier it is.

Urban Dictionary didn't say that for me. Huh.

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Cuckanaya and Cuckat are more alike than they think evidently.

But that's all in presentation. If it's like hushed stories and scattered evidence where you wouldn't get the full thing immediately, I think it'd be fine.

NIGGER AFRO DAVE
&
FAT PINK HOBBIT KARKAT
WITH
NEW CHARACTER: GORILLA MAN JADE

JADEDAVEkat

Rose was Lord English all along.

>Cuckanaya
>not the actual legit comic cuck that is pic related

DICKS OUT FOR JADE

>>tumblr

I just imagine them in Three Stooges scenarios. It works out pretty well.

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OBAMY

What did they get sent?

You have the one where Jade's penpal is obama?

Even if you added a LOHAC themed map or some shit they still have japanese voices

I say this every /hst/ but you truly are doing god's work user.

>needing voices to fap
>especially with Homestuck porn
I just mute that shit, especially that one kindergarten-teacher-looking jade that sounds like Fran Drescher had a voice baby with a mockingbird.

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I'm not the guy making the mods, I'm just the other guy who went through the effort of making stuff and learning how the fuck this thing controls.

>draw a grotesque ethnic stereotype straight from Nazi propaganda
>people call you racist
>say that they're actually the sexist and racist ones for wanting women to conform western beauty standards
Trolling is a fine art.

I wish he'd played up Calliope's manipulative side and given her some of Dirk's traits (i.e she was the one that planned [S] Unite/Syncronise), cause she was a super flat and undeveloped living plot device.

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She should have been intentionally emotionally shallow too. Should have played up the fact that she has no free will and is just nice and helpful because she can't be anything but it. But, no, she's treated like an actual person and a good, sensitive baby at that.

You don't need the voices, but it does take take away from it when a suburban american character is making distinctly asian sounds
>no real porn game industry in the west
>no game where the girls all speak like a bunch of chavs
Regardless, there is green screen functionality in the studio of that game, if someone really wants to fake it they can pose there and then drop a shitty jpeg of prospit behind them

Why is Obama a meme? Is it just because he was president in the meme era?

I honestly thought he was going somewhere when Terezi told everyone they were dumb for calling her a cute precious babbu

Could John handle all that ass?

>Terezi told everyone they were dumb for calling her a cute precious babbu
What was her reasoning? Was she portrayed as wrong? Was Terezi being based?

Jack should have been taken out in Act 5 and THEN we get the A5 intermission when we think everything's all peaceful and quiet we get memed with the ALREADY HERE "real last boss" JRPG bullshit