It's Happening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lol I slept in and have 3 missed calls from my sergeants, we had drill last weekend so it's not that. I don't know if I wanna open the voice mail

I guess I might end up awol if I don't though, but I don't wanna do disaster relief stuff, wew

GET READY
ready.gov/nuclear-blast

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Thanks user-kun.
And what's going on? They only recent happening i heard about is the SpaceX Falcon Rocket exploding.

Just like the big happening that was supposed to happen september last year

Already boarded up the windows senpai

lol reservists

listen to it faggot

I don't think it's that. Most likely a test but who knows. Even if it is a nuke there isn't much I can do to survive it. I live in a city so I'd be fucked regardless. Plus defcon is still at Green so I doubt it's anything serious