ITT: post like this is reddit

redditor here.

Mods plz ban

That's a good point, but this really unlikely anecdote I will provide no proof for that directly contradicts what you are saying leads me to believe you are a racist.

t. Berning4Sanders69

I just can't stop sucking cock.

CAN CONFIRM AM REDDIT

I recently had my boyfriend get a vasectomy now I support niggers and am a sapiosexual transgender vegan faggot

As a bioengineering student at Yaleward university, your wrong :^)

EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind ledditor!
EDIT 2: Whoopsy! Spelled bioengineering wrong

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm so sorry for your loss dude!

Guys, I think Bernie can still make it, what if he just runs independent??? Maybe if we all start donating NOW, we can put together enough money for a new campaign for him, what do you think?

That offensive language is undesired in this subreddit, sir.

Yeah I definitely think this is a possibility, we

just need to get people on board and reach out

to people, ultimately I think we can do it, I'm a

regular poster on the dark souls subreddit and I

can probably get a lot of people there interested

(I know the mod there, I suck his dick)

edit: spelling
edit 2: forgot that reddit makes me add extra
lines of space between each paragraph
edit: why am i being downvoted?????

edit4: ????????????????????????????????

Oh you want to live in a community where people speak English? Don't you realize this is 2016 and you're a filthy racist!

I find this thread problematic.

kek

upvoted

The amount of misogyny in this thread is disgusting.

omg if you just thought about it for more than 5 seconds an open relationship is NOT a bad thing guys

go back to Sup Forums you faggot

redditor here, kys my man

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I'm downvoting this thread because it's fucking BORING!

And my axe!
xD

Seriously, now. Anyone can fuck my wife with whatever they want. I'm not going to oppress her pleasure because of some outdated cultural norms. Most guys have larger penises than me anyway.

Edit 1: She doesn't take anything I say seriously anymore, does anyone here have advice for this? I know that r/politics is a main board, but I'm reluctant to go to r/cuckolding for advice because they fetishize what should be normal, and I know that there are a lot of people here with perspective

Edit 2: Thanks, guys! I'll definitely try to help out more around the house! Ladies love choreplay! :]

Hey guys gender studies professor here! There is nothing wrong with cuckolding and you and YOUR WIFE will have a fantastic time! :) I have 3 boyfriends and my husband has never been happier.

EDIT: WOW THANKS FOR GOLD!!

I for one love No Man's Sky, and so did my wife's son!

CTR and r/the_donald brigading this thread because they're AFRAID. Bernie supporters will NOT give up!

THEY TRIED TO BURY US BUT THEY DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE SEEDS


Edit: keep downvoting me but the truth will prevail in the end :)

I disagree with you and you're literally Hitler xBB

Why do you guys like reddit so much?

Curiously on spot good sir

Sup Forums is literally the dark jedi child of websites, I was like 6 seconds on Sup Forums till I realized it wasn't random, it was just horrible stuff you guys don't want to hear of.You shall not pass to the forts of this bastion of human waste. (ebin reference, lads!)

mods mods

kinda makes me wonder what a nice firm butte in your hands feels like desu.... >.>

what is kek

btw why doesn't anybody make rage comics anymore....

I logged in just so I could +1 this, excellent post good sir.

I am literally shaking as I type this right now.

As a white person I have a moral responsibility to do my part in destroying western civilization and eradicating ethnic European people all over the globe.

You guys suck at this

edit: rip my inbox

hahahaha my friend, you can always go to /r/ragecomics!!! theyre really funny!! xD

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger xD!!

hi guys long time lurker here i just wanted to let you know about this cool thing i found (btw awesome community you guys are so nice :D)

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edit: why am i being downvoted D:
edit: how do i reply

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/r/twoxchromosones

what do you mean it's strange a feminist subreddit is default?

ew there shouldn't be a default subreddit for men, that would be strange

i got 300 thousand karmas from posting puns on popular threads as soon as they get posted from r/all :P

edit: :P

HE did it for reddit gold

he DID it for reddit gold

I is faget

he did IT for reddit gold

edit: ha thanks for the reddit silver :)

thanks for le gold kind stranger

I think there is a lot of negativity and hatred in this subreddit. Don't ask me to provide evidence, I just feel like it today.

colorizebot

So I let wasps suck my dick

I just love when my wife calls me tinyweenie and spits on my face when I act like a Minion in bed!
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Hey /subreddit/, my wife hasn't had sex with me in 6 months, don't know why, she's totally not cheating on a nu-male, faggot like me.

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RemindMe! 1 hour "Screencap this thread and post on /r/Sup Forums for karma"

you forgot this one :3

I don't say this flippantly... Trump is evil.
If you support Trump, know that you are supporting evil. Go into the voting booth accepting that fact and don't delude yourself into thinking otherwise.
Hillary is certainly no saint, and I'd prefer other options, but there is no equivalency between her and Trump.
The founding fathers set up a system that was designed to guard against the rise of a Trump-like figure. I believe they did a good job of it because I don't believe he will succeed. But we should not take any chances.
It is the duty of every American to stop this fascism in its tracks. Crush it and say unequivocally we will not accept this, not now, not ever.

Guys have you seen based faggots new anti feminism video? It was soooo good! :D

heh dongals drumpfs not even qualified to be the progressive president of the united states of progressivism lolololol hillary clinton has experience dealing with corrupt politicians and she's even dating a girl!!! she's sooooooooo progressive! the nuclear family is dead.


edit: apparent;y /r/the_orangecheeto is raiding us and making it so our super nadk memes are not getting seen I MEAN WE HAVE 6000 SUBSCRIBERS!!!!111


sage

thread unrelated to politics, kill yourself you retarded kike.

You.
Yes, you. The one screaming, "There's no multiplayer!" and "Sean Murray lied to us!" and other slurs I dare not mention.
Tread lightly.
You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. You aren't just IN the minority; you ARE the minority.
I don't feel awkward or anxious playing No Man's Sky around others, and your words don't affect me. Many others, however, are coming out of their shells for the first time in their lives. This is the first time many are enjoying the beautiful world that has been procedurally generated for us - and it IS beautiful. Incredibly so. DON'T ruin this for them. We No Man's Sky fans may have our differences, but we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow explorers, especially against someone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us all together.
Don't take this the wrong way. I don't hate you. I don't fear you.
I pity you.
I'm sorry that you feel this way towards us. I'm sorry that No Man's Sky is such a bane to your existence. And I'm sorry that you are missing out on such a wonderful experience. Mostly, though, I'm sorry that you feel the need to go around and publicly chastise and berate others. I'm sorry that, to ensure your own validity, you need to make others feel invalid. I'm sorry that your self-worth is so infinitesimally miniscule that you have to make others feel less-than-human, at least in your own denatured mind, just to feel whole. I am truly sorry that day-in and day-out you have to put up with your worthless, meaningless, Shakespearean tragedy of a life.
I ask you politely to cease your unnecessary cries for attention, and instead invite you to join our ranks. Uninstall Call of Duty, start up No Man's Sky, and breathe in the splendour and the amazement of your first planet, and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll see what you've been so hopelessly searching for this whole time.

Gamers. They messed with gamers.

spicy meme, centipede.

upvoted for visibility

Why do they use SO or significant other in place of girlfriend or bf?

Haha now that you mentioned it I have a funny story. I was drunk as shit and I was cuddling with my SO while all of a sudden a homeless guy came asking for money. He danced well so we gave him 20 dollars ! He did nazi that coming !
Edit 1 : corrected a typo haha
Edit 2 : Damn this really blew up !
Edit 3 : My top comment is about a dancing homeless guy omg...
Edit 4 : Wow rip inbox !
Edit 5 : OMG thanks for the gold kind stranger !

that's the ONE community YOU DON'T mess about..

is progressive shitlo0rd

/u/NiggersAreTheBestAndIlikeWhenTheyFuckMyHOTWIFE plz ban
sage

the alt-right is against racism, stupid 1488er. we need to beat the sjw's!!

"To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here.
Edit: Thanks for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger."

>t. guy who has never used reddit before
You can just about guarantee there will be a gilded comment apologizing for a stranger's lost loved one in every front page thread.

>mfw you get banned on "Red-pilled" boards for denying the Holocaust.

I ain't kidding, go do it on the Trump one or whatever and see what the cucks do.

Like, seriously? Racist and sexist much? Vom.

I'm literally sweating in anger. Still a virgin at the age of 26, and now to top IT ALL OFF, they make a FEMALE only match in Overwatch. baka

I was trying to understand today why some people are hateful and bigots. There is no way Trump can become president when someone more qualified than him is literally running as well!

I think Hillary has the most realistic liberal proposals, and a battle-hardened temperament that can help her grind out legislative victories in a divided Congress. She's the best person to protect and extend Barack Obama's legacy.

If everybody was more willing to help each other instead of going all capitalism then maybe democratic socialism could work. I don't know but I do know who knows: Hillary Clinton.

That's why I'm voting for Hillary.

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>the giant wall of bollox nonsense

>I don't say this flippantly... Hillary is evil.
>If you support Hillary, know that you are supporting evil. Go into the voting booth accepting that fact and don't delude yourself into thinking otherwise.
>Trump is certainly no saint, and I'd prefer other options, but there is no equivalency between him and Hillary.
>The founding fathers set up a system that was designed to guard against the rise of a Hillary-like figure. I believe they did a good job of it because I don't believe he will succeed. But we should not take any chances.
>It is the duty of every American to stop this fascism in its tracks. Crush it and say unequivocally we will not accept this, not now, not ever.

if you say the holocaust didnt happen on /r/DebateFascism, you get downvoted and slid off the page

that's advanced pol

they aren't ready

>protect and extend Barack Obama's legacy.

hahahahahahahahaah

>that's advanced pol
>they aren't ready

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inserts popular opinion here

please upvote

They posted a negative add on trump going to mexico and I wrote the name Adam Goldenberg because that is who wrote the article and I was shadowbanned.

tfw the capcha has my last name on a streetsign

GUYS ONLY DOWNVOTE IF THE POST DOESNT CONTRIBUTE TO DISCUSSION DONT DOWNVOTE IF YOU DISAGREE WITH THE POST

edit: wow my first gold !!! thanks kind stranger ;-)

Getting 6 million downvotes when you actually say your opinion and don't follow the establishment on the subreddit. Then conforming day by day to get (you)'s or upvotes.

Such is life of a redditcuck.

Such is life of a cuck.

run

this place is a little racist guys we should find another subreddit

every fucking time

(score hidden)
>mildly offensive/lewd pun
even more offensive/lewd pun
ftfy

EDIT: haha the spellcheck is evil
EDIT 2: thanks for gold kind redditors.

blacks are decent peoples

Insert top upvoted comment that tries to take the middle ground between two polarised opinions, to avoid down votes, telling other posters to get along with each other and ends up adding no meaningful argument to the conversation whatsoever.

I never have a real Plebbit account because I like to be mostly Anonymous but most of the things I post are negatively downvoted.

I actually get downvoted for asking questions most of the time.

I once asked someone who downvoted me exactly what the issue was and he said, "I just didn't like the TONE of your post! You seemed really sarcastic!"

Wow sorry fagtron I'll cater to your special fucking needs next time you big fucking fairy.

Hey guys, check out this awesome Bernie Sanders cake my wife made!

Edit 1: WOW, 1000 upvotes, thanks reddit!

As a Jew with a black wife, it's becoming harder and harder to watch these racist 4channers get away with what they're doing.

Looks like you forgot your /s! xD

I agree completely with everything you just said! Wow you went to America, what was it like fellow redditor?

I am all for freedom of speech I think it's what makes america great. But they should just ban words like nigger. Cause that's just hate. Hate should be banned. Just like germany. Germany is a good example. They allow free speech but anything more right-winged than Mao Zhe Dong is a criminal offense.

Hey guys check out this zelda pixel art my girlfriend made. DAE remember this gem?

And the thing is, posts who get many downvotes are hidden, and if you get more posts who get downvoted you get "shadowbanned", basically you can post but it's hidden from the other readers AND they don't even tell you that you got shadowbanned.

#ImWithReddit

Atheists are smart, Christians are dumb, and Muslims are fine and progressive!

edit: thanks for gold!