New Utah Law

abcnews.com.co/utah-makes-pornography-illegal/

This just happened in my beautiful state of Utah

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SHART IN THE MART

Must suck to suck faggot.

How exactly will they enforce this?

>Sup Forums is ok with government overreach
Good luck with this law Utah, its literally unenforcable

Thanks mormons

Fucking Mormons
This is why we must separate religion from politics

If you live in Utah you have my sincerest sympathy
F

DEGENERATES BTFO

>invasion of privacy is ok when its something i dont like

So because Sup Forums has NSFW catagories, can they ban your access to this website?

Or does this law only apply to producers of pornographic content?

man fucking hustler is gonna make a killing in porn magazines in utah

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sage

>Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, a mascot for a Christian organization that travels around the country educating children about the dangers and consequences of masturbation, told ABC News he believes in what Utah is doing.
>“I think it is great what the state of Utah has done today in fighting the war on self-rape in this country. The rest of America needs to get with the times, vote for Ted Cruz, and make masturbation illegal once and for all. It is important to remember that our Lord loves each and every one of us, unless we masturbate, then we’ll burn in Hell for eternity.”

This is a joke article right?

Sup Forums is full of retarded nazis and fascists
What did you expect

>abcnews.com.co/utah-makes-pornography-illegal/

satire site

Probably going to force isps to block all port websites within their state. It can easily be bypassed with a proxy... let's just say you aren't going to have 100 tabs open due to the speed limitations of vpn servers.

Utahfag here. This is fake and quite possibly gay

But I can still go to youjizz right?

What a bunch of dumbass. Isn't that the state where they inbred like it's normal?

I think there are laws against sodomy/anal sex in certain states but like this, it's impossible to enforce.

Would having more than one tab of porn open be considered polygamy?

>Not wanting to watch a cuckold trial

Utah legislators have a better sense of humor that most of Sup Forums

Real life if satire.

Atleast Mormon women seem to take good care of themselves. Most of them are pretty good looking too despite the craziness.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Utah is now a caliphate
godfags BTFO Sup Forums
muricans white talibans

>com.co/utah
MMMMMM
FEELS SO REAL

Fucking based.

Pornography is cancer. If you want to watch a man fucking a woman you're a cuckold.

>States
>Passing criminal law
Who came up with this retarded bullshit?

t. literally inbred.

lmao holy shit do you guys even read the sources op gave

this thread again

abcnews.go.com/topics/news/utah.htm

But it's missing from the real ABC News site. Sorry.

Nice freedom you got there burger

You're one sad bastard.

>This is a joke article right?
I read the whole thing and I honestly can't tell.
Poes law is one hell of a drug.

1) This is a dumb satire site.

2) you cannot outlaw pornography, see:
Miller v. California (1973)

>Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin

I'm not an American and even I know about it.
What the fuck is wrong with this world?

You're one sad cockroach.

In other news: @realDonaldTrump is now illegal in Utah:
> abcnews.com.co/donald-trump-tweets-penis/

Vote for religion

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I never thought in my life I would agree with something like this

>I agree with this

>“This new law will protect our children and make our state pure from the heathens who go against God’s will.”

Wow.

>there are people
>there are people who actually exist
>these people are unironically saying this

Why do I have to vote for non-robot religion too? And what does it have with store fronts?

No, there aren't. It's a joke.

That won't be upheld

Waste of time and Utah tax money

>all these newfags falling for it

here have a bump OP

Seems pretty based to me. Degenerates BTFO.

>thinking mormons are actually practicing a religion and not just making up excuses to marrys 4 wives.

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>Super Atheist

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Do red states ever get tired of losing court battles?
Struck down in 3....2.....1...

>ban porn
>don't do anything to fix the temperature inversion that is choking all the populated parts of the state to dead on their own pollution

mormons

Its a fake website
abcnews.go.com is the real one

it actually has more to do with the skewed sex ratios than anything else.

intense competition amongst women for males has led it to be come the boob job capital of the US

Missouri Executive Order 44, also known as the Extermination Order,[1][2] was an executive order issued on October 27, 1838, by the Governor of Missouri, Lilburn Boggs. The order was issued in the aftermath of the Battle of Crooked River, a clash between Latter Day Saints and a unit of the Missouri State Guard in northern Ray County, Missouri, during the 1838 Mormon War. Claiming that Latter Day Saints had committed open and avowed defiance of the law and had made war upon the people of Missouri, Governor Boggs directed that "the Mormons must be treated as enemies, and must be exterminated or driven from the State if necessary for the public peace—their outrages are beyond all description".[2] The militia and other state authorities—General John B. Clark, among them—would use the executive order to expel the Latter Day Saints from their lands in the state following their capitulation, which in turn led to the Latter Day Saint migration to Nauvoo, Illinois.

Shame they didn't get them all.

BASED

how will they enforce it? will you go to jail by going to redtube?

They have to try to catch you in the act.

Is it happening?

Can the West heave itself out of the grave it has dug?

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As a libertarian I'm opposed to this but at the same time concede that porn is terrible for society we would be better off without it.

It'll be about as effective as marijuana prohibition has been.

Is this real? The article reads like satire. They use the word 'homogayness', and a character called 'Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin' is mentioned.

It's fake

Nice, enjoy your theocracy. Really, congratulations, everybody loves theocracies, they're like Raymond.

what about soft core pron like female tennis and gymnastics?

>Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, a mascot for a Christian organization that travels around the country educating children about the dangers and consequences of masturbation, told ABC News he believes in what Utah is doing.

I kek'd

If/when it gets taken to federal court it'll be ruled unconstitutional.

t. Larry Flynnt

Good thing I don't live in Utah. Can they still spark the monkey to scarlet johanson pictures?

Fucking Mormons, I hate these cultists so much, with all their Mudslime loving and wanting to flood US with illegals

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But really. There is nothing shameful about nudity, nothing wrong about sex, and nothing immoral about masturbation.

Nudity and sex are natural. They should be allowed publicly. Porn is perfectly healthy if it's non-jewish-produced, amateur, normal vanilla porn.

>muh cummies
common filth was right

This is dumb, but pornography is horrible for your mind. And not just literal pornography. Looking online at stuff that turns you on numbs you sexually, even if it's just some pictures of hot women with their clothes on. It's important to go out into the real world to satisfy your sexual desires.

it's fake, the website is fake, thank god

abcnews.com.co/donald-trump-tweets-penis/

freedom of speech is still being defended

You retard. That's from an Onion-tier parody "news" site.

Porn is degenerate, and fucking pathetic when you think about it.

>b...b..but MUH CUMMIES!

Go fuck yourselves fucking dead souled faggots.

COMMON FILTH IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

fake and gay

after the first paragraph of the article when the governor said "heathens" and "God's will" I pulled my head out of my ass and took a closer look at the URL

Mashaallah

yep. that's not the abc logo, and if you look at other stories on that site, one claims trump tweeted a picture of his penis today.

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we must stop self rape

Hello! My name is elder price!
Would you like to make pornography illegal today?