Why do you still watch horror movies you misogynist shitlord?

Why do you still watch horror movies you misogynist shitlord?

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Shit comic but this panel

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This comic is pro-horror you illiterate retard.

>tumblr comedy
>examples all taken out of context
>strawman fedoro mclady character

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This is real too isn't it?

Hard to take your shit seriously when you start using strawman for your arguments.

The punchline refutes this.

What? No it doesn't. Not even slightly.

Maybe men wouldn't dismiss women's shit if women didn't make shit up and lie 90% of their entire lives?

I'm a misogynist and I hate horror movies. How come so many women love the genre? You know the one primarily aimed at teens too? Because they're immature and like stupid, unbelievable shit that features a lot of sex and violence and being afraid of literally fucking everything, but not being afraid at all the right times it would take to actually save your life?

Horror movies present a universe that infers you're average woman isn't actually bat-shit insane, irrational and hysterically paranoid for all the wrong reasons.

I enjoyed the cartooning and the choices in colors

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Why are female artists so self absorbed?

Male artists create works about the world but female artists cannot move beyond themselves. Every female artist's core theme seems to be 'look at me I am a woman'.

Why even make this comic? Why add the little straw man jab at the neck beard fedora wearing 'mansplainer'? Why can't you tell an interest story or idea that isn't about you having a vagina?

You gotta love how Sup Forums made the fedora meme to make fun of SJWs and then SJWs use it to make fun of anyone who disagrees with them.

The entire point went over their fucking heads because they think they're the rulers of the Internet and everything caters to them.

Yes it does; if you want to read the comic as an argument that the way women in horror movies are often disbelieved is a symptom of cultural misogyny, and that the films comment on that, the punchline doesn't work. Because the punchline is a strawman fedora giving counterexamples of male characters not being belived and his point being dismissed, so the point of the comic was just pointing out some perceived sexist trend.

Underrated.

I do not understand why a man would be less implausible to believe in any of these situations. Congratulations on making an issue that isn't even an issue that has nothing to do with gender have to do with gender. And that art style is fucking disgusting.

You officially put more thought into that than the maker of the comic. There is no reward for your effort, only sadness.

Is this person fucking stupid?

Of course people aren't going to belive what "real shit" the wymyn have seen. It's not SUPPOSED to be believable until it actually happens. Jack was going in-fucking-sane in the hotel, he was hallucinating the entire movie.

These people don't think about anything besides being offended. And what the fuck is wrong with those character's noses.

Fact-based arguments are anathema to feminism.

Wouldn't the argument be pro-horror since the whole point is that the females are right the whole time and everyone suffers when are not listened too?

Like I get the stretching to make your point and self-wank bit in the end was extremely cringy as fuck but this is the seems to be the reverse version of the Arin Hansen hating movies in the 90's comic because it's very clearly pro these films.

>The entire point went over their fucking heads because they think they're the rulers of the Internet and everything caters to them.
yeah, when will they realize that Sup Forums rules the internet?
we do not forgive, we do not forgive
expect us

This was made by a dude.

I wonder why people would put something scary and horrific like being disbelieved into something called horror movies...

And do you know why women make a big deal out of being dismissed? (Something they'll do to you in hearbeat by the way).

It's because they want their lies instantly believed.

>No, honey, I'm not cheating on you.

>No, boss, I really did do all the work.

>No, dad, I didn't wreck the car, someone else did!

>No, government, I didn't kill my child, someone else did!

It all fits under the number one thing women care about -- never being considered "wrong". Ever. They're all about avoiding blame and responsibility as much as possible. Men are always having to deal with this and set up systems of mass delusions just to keep up the illusion that vaginas are incapable of ever doing anything, anyone could ever consider "wrong" in any sort of way.

That's the thing, the actual argument is pro-horror, but the presentation and the bit at the end make it seem like the comic is an indictment of horror being misogynist.

You would think so, but for most SJW and nu-males, the idea that the previous statements could be refuted with reasonable facts and assertions IS the punchline.

The fedora meme started on reddit from that r/atheism post about how good it feels to be an atheist.

Sup Forums just stole it.

This is too beautiful to be true

>Get's shown examples of how it effects men as well as woman and shouldn't be thrown under the label of sexism
>WOW WHOS THIS KID?!? LMOA

I've never seen a more accurate depiction of bias and condescension in my life.

Is that actually a common idea among discussions about Frankenstein? The phrasing makes it seem that way. I've never heard it before, but I'm a very stereotypical American when it comes to literature, so I'm out of my element here.

I think that the true monster is whoever replaced their noses with slices of fruit.

>That's the thing, the actual argument is pro-horror, but the presentation and the bit at the end make it seem like the comic is an indictment of horror being misogynist.
>I didn't actually read it and got mad when I saw the last panel
Don't get me wrong, this shitty strawman comic is embarrassing and becomes full on horrible with this bit right here.

But the only reason you'd think this was anti-horror is if you really didn't read the damn comic and jump for the gun and if you did then you're not making yourself any smarter then the jackass artist.

Two things:
1. there are plenty of shows and horror films where it is a man that warns them but is ignored, many of which where they suffer a fate of being jailed or killed
2. the part in the bible she butchered because they didn't believe a pile of people, one notably was "doubting Thomas" a person who has been immortalized as a saying for an extreme skeptic due to the fact everyone told him Jesus was back but he refused to believe unless he could inspect Jesus himself.

So in short this is just the usual confirmation bias garbage that people throw around when they want to act clever

If you really hated this comic OP, why did you just give it such a publicity boost?
Now I know this exists and I can follow their blog, etc.

I literally said it was obvious to me the argument was pro-horror, just that was presented poorly.

Could you even imagine what horror movies would be like if characters acted like this?

>"Hey Hal, I just got attacked by a chainsaw-wielding maniac wearing a mask made out of human skin."
>"Well I'm sure that sort of thing happens all the time, let's go ahead and leave"
>CREDITS

Aren't horror movies most popular with women?

>Not Shown: The other people on the couch facepalming as they whisper, "Not this shit again."
Normal people do not talk like this.

This. Also, horror is a genre that has always been extremely popular with women, one reason being that it has so many prominent female protagonists.

>That last panel
Is it weird that I wasn't actually mad at this comic until that point.

>that face in the last panel

So this comic is meant to be a joke right?

>that stranger things example

look i know it's exaggerated for "comedic" effect but the comic makes it seem the other characters were dismissing her opinion despite the evidence, but the fact is on the show she had zero actual evidence

it was basically like;

- joyce makes super outrageous claim that her son is stil alive based on no evidence the other characters can see, they even found his dead body
- the instant the other characters see something weird they believe her

It reads like a blogpost converted into a comic.

No, at first it seems like a simple comic explaining a common trope but then it becomes used to make a large leap of faith to make a point, a point that is usually made by the no fun police that uses their beliefs to be as annoying and an all around jerk as possible followed by a strawman.

>stole it

To shit on them

And it doesn't hurt that there's such a strong correlation between horror and sexuality.

>And it doesn't hurt that there's such a strong correlation between horror and sexuality
>Not posting the most homo-erotic monster in all of cinema

Stupid comic which cherrypicks to make a false point about horror movies. Nothing unusual, just your typical Tumblr comic.

Because the entire point is that it's horrible that something is happening to the character and nobody believes them, it creates a sense of helplessness and injustice that makes the viewer care for and by proxy fear for he characters. That's the entire fucking point of this trope being a fucking thing, it's that it's supposed to add to the suspense and make the movie more scary.

A lot of movies use this fucking marvelously, like candyman, or rosemarys baby. Hell, there are entire swathes of movies where the chsracter doesn't even believe themselves, like the babadook or Jacobs ladder, and those are fantastic.

The entire point of horror is the characters re going through a bad fucking time and either survive or don't and the audience is here for the ride, a voyeuristic spectator. There may or may not be growth but the point of any horror story is essentially to have a character enter or go near ruination, and being discredited is a common octal fear that works even better when met with something that is already unbelievable.

Alslo come the fuck on, m8, horror movies are notorious for having the same producers as porn movies, at least the really shitty underground ones. Blood and tittle kind of go hand in hand, it's all part of the spectacle and anyone who honestly complains about it just doesn't fucking get it.

yeah, well, I know Sup Forums will fuck anything but surely you see how cenobites would be higher in the "this horrible thing is arousing" scale than xenomorphs?

No, it's not.

>vague shade of brown
>side-shave
>hipster glasses
>fat

The fedora meme started to mock white knights

Not really.

>That time some feminist on Kotaku called Xenomorphs misogynistic

The asshole sheriff who refuses to believe the protagonist and threatens to arrest them if they keep pressing their concern is the worst horror trope.

Not sure if related but
>The original ghostbusters is about accomplishing your objective in a mediocre incompetent bureaucracy
>the new ghostbusters is about GURLZ RULE BLAST THE PHOTON PACKS PEW PEW PEW
It feels a bit condescending to be honest.

>WHY WON'T PEOPLE BELIEVE THESE WOMEN!?

Because they don't have any proof to back up the RIDICULOUS sounding things they tell people, but when they get actual proof people start believing them?

They didn't even understand that scene from the shining AT ALL.

They had to have understood how they were misconstruing things while making this. There is no way they didn't, which just makes them patently dishonest.

How can you misinterpret Rosemary's Baby so bad? The doctor was in on it.

Source?

>Alien
>Homoerotic.

I guess its true if you meant lesbian undertones. The whole franchise is filled with vagina caves filled with ant-like female monsters ready to kiss the female protagonist or stick a penis through her mouth.

>Nu-male in panel 1 is dressed like Doug.
Yep.

Anyway, so greenskin chick has finally noticed that "WHY WON'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME! I SWEAR I'M NOT CRAZY!" is an incredibly common horror trope that effectively builds tension in the second act. And...she wishes it wasn't?

>rounded off, watered down, safer and cuter borderline furry xeno
Don't touch me.

>babadook
>fantastic
o i am laffin

Furthermore these people are clearly projecting themselves onto the movie by a summing it's a strictly female thing, when there's entire jokes in the retro 50s 80's alien evil movies about how the police never ever believe anyone. Killer klowns has a chsracter who is nothing but a big joke about that. IT'S not so much a sex thing as an authority thing. Notice how in any horror movie with kids it's the parents who don't believe them.

And the most annoying thing is that if you call these people put on projecting they dismiss it as a joke because they cant possibly be wrong for bitching about a staple of the genre they "like"

If they want characters cooperating to destroy monsters they should just watch zombie movies and the tremors series.

They misunderstood both Rosemary's Baby AND The Shining and are misrepresenting what actually happened in Stranger Things. Haven't seen the Evil Dead remake.

If people believed the protagonist of a horror movie, that would be the end of the movie. They're basically saying they wished horror movies (which in general have more female protags than most genres) had fewer female protagonists.

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It's actually a fake article

Alternatively you can have the characters overall be ignorant of the threat for a longer period. Tremors for good example. It takes the characters quite a bit of time to figure out what they're facing.

Good post for double doubles. You make good points.

Personally I hate the horror-genre but I think "get" it, I just don't like it.

The whole comic is your typical tumblrina seeing their own vain, self-congratulatory struggles in everything.

Evil Dead remake is accurate except for the small detail that the girl is a drug addict, they are in the cabin so she could stay away from drugs and she acts up/hallucinates while in withdrawl so it's extremely justified as to why they don't believe her.

Alien and and the Two Conjuring movies do this well as does Rosemary's baby

Kek, thought the same thing.

Gj user.

The evil dead remake is arguably better than the original evil dead 1 if only because they actually develop the characters. Its kind of annoying how the movie goes out of its way to set up some female main characters with actual characterization and treat he tree rape as something with actual consequence to the trauma and generally make them these legit flawed but rounded characters befitting of a good horror movie, and these tumblrites miss the effort outright over a shitty little nitpick. Feminists cannibalizing themselves.

I know this isn't relevant to the thread but when did this Jimmy Neutron character become a meme and for what reason

He's (((our))) guy

I have never before heard of that interpretation and in no way see how it can be interpreted in that sense. The horror in Frankenstein is that a big fucking monster you created is either going to kill your waifu and make your life a living hell or populate the world with monsters. I also don't understand why she's complaining about a male narrative in Frankenstein when a woman wrote it.

>People don't believe someone making absolutely outrageous supernatural claims with no evidence
>Clearly this can't be for any logical reason, they must be sexist

This is the core of a lot of the problems with current era feminism.

But the new Ghostbusters deal with the same things. They get defunded, strike out on their own and have to struggle for credibility, that's virtually the entire point.

I'd say they're both good for different reasons. The campy nature and unintentional humor which later becomes accepted and a central part to the series really adds charm to the original while the new one tries to play the horror as straight as possible.

Evil Dead remake is what Raimi wanted out of the series but I'm glad he messed up a little otherwise we'de never get the absolute masterpiece that is Evil Dead 2 or the less GOAT but still overall great Army of Darkness.

Also when will Raimi work on the crossover?