HalloWhomp #4

There is conjecture over that fated ride in the limousine. The most popular tale is how McDonald offered to the ice man a handful of ice from the convenient cooler. It was a bold gamble, as he could not determine whether the beast would see it as food or a suffered comrade. All we know is pieced together from the incoherent ramblings of three men, with no evidence of a beast having existed.

huh

how did santa make ronnie anyway. like ronnie has a mom, but santa keeps talking like ronnie was a science experiment

Maybe it was a little of both, also not all mothers are birth mothers

Wish the Ice Ronnie was used sparingly. Doesn't seem so scary now that it's out in the open.

The fuck you mean sparingly? It was first seen two years ago and never since. Odds are we aren't gonna see it for another two years since that's the next time a whomp comic coincides with Halloween

This is the 2nd time he has appeared

Im just saying it's not scary anymore. It was scary when it was in the dark, hugging the nuggies. Now that its out, Kringle provided all this exposition, and it following Ronald and Perfect Nuggie Ronnie it just feels like nothing more than wasted potential.

It's because the parents were "experimenting in bed"

>yfw Perfect Nugg Ronnie is going to be groomed by McDonald to replace real Ronnie

But he's missing an arm still

robot arm
or just more nuggs
>Whomp V: The Phantom Fat

Thanks to these posts, I noticed that he's using the arm he should be missing in panel 4, and then it disappears again in every other panel.

> Not scary
Dude it went for the kill within seconds of being exposed. Get your shit in order.

hm. I think I liked psychic Ronnie better. Why the fuck does Mcdonald keep trying to make Ronnies of all things, anyway?

To create a sadsack army that will boost his profits by constantly consuming nuggets. That's what he said.

It also seems like McDonald is really jealous of Santa and just wants whatever Santa has.

Ronnie was created to radiate joy into the world, while unable to reap any of the benefits of joy.

McDonald knows that Ronnie's love of nuggs will basically be the perfect customer to continue eating forever.

Still don't have a really good pun/joke to call perfect NugRonnie.

>yfw next time it actually starts to bring cold to the whole world

He's not exactly perfect but better than the previous models. Why not call him "Semi-perfect Ronnie?"

He fixed it now.

Would you a tall Fem-Ronnie?

>Time Ronnies Out
kek

yes