ITT: We pretend it's September 1, 1939

ITT: We pretend it's September 1, 1939

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why does it have to be this way

LOS LOS LOS!

GUYS HELP THERE ARE NAZIS EVERYWHERE

I fucking hate all this dust everywhere.
The weather's really been shit lately. Hotter than anything I can ever remember.

hello

I have nothing to do with this (but I secretly favor the Germans).

I am back, filhos da puta!

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I don't see what's so great about this depression

Fuck you, Santa Maria, we want the Allies to win, secretly, against those Nazi Pagans!

GERMANY, we need to have a talk about boundries.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov–Ribbentrop_Pact#The_secret_protocol

GUYS IT'S HAPPENING FOR REAL, O FUK

Shitposting from Gleiwitz radio station right now. Everything normal right now, but situation on the other side of the border is hard for my fellow germans. Reports of slaughtered germans were being told the last days. I'm worried guys

>mfw everything is in black & white

excuse me well i explore the lost cities of south America

Of course! The British are my friends. Allies 4 ever. I am not one of the key suppliers of minerals to Germany. Those are just rumors by the Germans to destabilize our friendship.

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not my problem

WAIT IF GERMANY'S IN POLAND, THEN WHO'S FLYING THE AIR PLANE?

AYYYY, PASS THE GOOD STUFF MAN, WE NEED THAT SHIT
*deep inhale*
WOOOO, WORLD DOMINATION NOW

I mean, we wanted the Brits to win, but that did not mean we could not profit with the war. After all, we were neutral

EXTRA, EXTRA! WAR IN EUROPE! GERMAN ARMY ENTERS POLAND, READ ALL ABOUT IT!

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YOU CANT PROVE THAT, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GERMAN TANKS IN POLAND???

HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S REAL?

>Hitler
>White

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heh I bet you don't even realise that hitler has allied with the reds and is part of a joint invasion! Wake up sheeple

O-of course! Go UK! Britannia shall rule the waves and all that. Me? Join in? But I am too poor, sorry. What, I helped Franco? Again, German rumors. Don't trust them. We're best pals.

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We were neutral cause, if we supported England openly, Germany would invade the Peninsula, and Franco would join them. Can't you read between the lines!?

You 2 deaf, that's why ur whiting in bale

It's my birthday today.
I got a really nice leather, 3 cushion sofa for a present.

oyy veyyy who took all my shekels?
oy veyy im thrown into a train
oy vey what a nice camp
oy vey shower? sure i guess i havent showered for a while
oy vey it smells funny
oy vey oy vey oy vey oy vey oy vey oy vey veyeyecoeyeyeyey
> dieded

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Bane?

War in Poland? What is the situation with the horses...

DANZIG OR WAR

the fuck's an Israel?

Why do you have 50 stars?

Pourquoi mourir pour Dantzig?

I-I find the struggle of the German people for self-determination commendable. Germany truly is a great nation and should be proud of its achievements. I love Europe.
Want to take a look at my wares?

Japan is cool

Fuck you, I'm sending PVDE at your house, radical scum!

WHAT IS GOING ON???

>Pourquoi mourir pour Dantzig?
Pour conduir sur l'autobahn à prusse orientale

Fak off cunts. I'm not charging in like Gallipoli.

Blasted europeans and their constant wars. It's a good thing we're finally going to stay out of that business here in the good old USA.

LUXEMBOURG IS RIGHTFUL GERMAN CLAY!

i dont think so. there might be an attack the provokes us into war.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. *

*this is 1939 Baneposting

Dear God man why aren't you wearing a hat? Is there an emergency?

Polish saboteurs attacked germany and germans crossed the border to give chase to the terrorists

I'm sick and tired of that nigger FDR, you know, I heard he is actually paraplegic cause he's sold his anus to Satan

Where shall I go? What shall I do?

i have a bad feeling about this. its like there will be another world war.

OUR BORDERS ARE OPEN AND SUPPLIES ARE COMMING!

Slim Salazar needs not a hat!

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What is this flag?

durka durka, your camel is worth 2 of my daughters ahmed

can confirm. Polish haressing ethnic germans in their territory for the last months and now attacked the radio station in Gleiwitz. Our forces retaliated.
This will be over soon though. England and France won't be interfering. Herr Hitler just wants peace

>today, finished browsing several newspapers
>sent some etchings of 'Mr Pepe, the amusing and forthright frog' to the Editor's of these publications.
>Later, I played on Sir Reginald Sony's new entertainment engine, 'The Station, with which one plays'. Most amusing.

Don't worry guys, we will be in and out, everything will be to normal in a few weeks. Don't worry. By Christmas, the world is back partying like it was 1929.

Alright cunts we're just gonna sit this one out and watch

I'd trade a camel for 2 qt hijabis. Are they qt?

I don't know your nation's history well but I assume there was probably a revolution. Also Based Veitor-Lobos was still alive.

Waiting for deutschbros

>be polish
>get invaded

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You brought this upon yourself
The Germans just want their lebensraum

lmao who cares about Poland anyway, it's not the USA

Fuck you Europe, we're better than you

silly americans

open a book once in a while

Adolf (((Hitler)))

t. Rhett Butler

how are we using the internet?

no but they are virgins and have child bearing hips.
If you want pretty? I have veeery beautiful goat

WHO IS THIS "SS"?

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Who are you?

Who who..
Who who..

Don't you remember me from 1933?

what ever happens lets let it happen

I swear i feel like something is gonna happen in two years.

Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

Looks familiar now that you mention it. I was distracted by the hijabi harem starter pack for sale.

SOMEONE SAY SS?

>wake up
>hear birds chirping
>my wife next to me
>her name is Heidi, blonde hair, blue eyes and a cute smile.
>"morning sweetie" I tell her
>wife's eyes open slowly, then fly apart
>"Oh dear! I need to cook breakfast"
>she flies out of bed, changes clothes and goes down stairs
>I follow suit, but slowly
>by the time I walk down stairs and step outside at the patio to have breakfast, my entire family's there
>"Morning Papa!", said my son Reinhard
>"Morning Papa! I love you!" said my daughter Marianne
>"Morning children!" I sit to have breakfast
>spread some marmalade on my toast, eat some fruits and cold cuts
>wife pours me coffee
>paper boy comes by, hands me the paper
>"Good Morning Mr. user!" said the paper boy
>"Good Morning Edwin! Have a wonderful day!"
>I feel the warm sun shines soothes my soul
>breathing in the perfume of lavender, rose
>the spring breeze passes by, on September 1st, 1939.

Fucking rich fags. You'll be first against the wall when FDR names himself president for life

>Germany tries to stir shit again
WHO'S READY FOR ANOTHER 1918?

#notallnationalsocialists

Jeez, it's 1939 Polish bigot, stop opressing your German minorities.

Jutro pójdziemy do kina.

This Day In History 9-1-1972 Bobby Fisher Defeats Soviet Union Chess Champion

youtube.com/watch?v=OKCrqsjhxUk

Ryssä... what are you doing? What were you talking about with germany last week?

MLZD HNPM ZTJW CXLC OZCM RVAA

Germany what did I tell you about invading Poland? I'm going to have to come down and spank your bottom again if you keep this up.

Hey, we're proud of our British ancestry! We would never remove the union jack from our flag....right?

OY VEY GOYIM GERMANY BUY MY STEEL

OY VEY GOYIM ALLIES WANT INFORMATION ON GERMANS IN NORWAY????

I'm a time traveler from 2016 ask me anything