Fuck/Marry/Kiss

Fuck/Marry/Kiss

Fuck Sam
Marry Alex
Kiss Clover

Fuck clover
Marry Sam
Kiss Alex

Someone please start posting the gifs and webms

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Why is Sam best girl?

Alex*

because you're wrong its actuallyl Alex

actually** fuck you it's too early to type.

fuck clover
marry alex
kiss sam

Marry Alex
Fuck Clover
Kiss Sam

Fuck Sam
Marry clover
Divorce clover after a few years
Start things up with clover again
Meet Alex while dating clover again
Kiss marry AND fuck Alex
Die together

To quote Mystery Men: "my pants seem to be getting tighter too"

This guy gets it.

Fuck passion patties clover
Marry alex, fed a steady diet of passion patties
Kiss sam with passion patties laced lip balm

Because she is hot like all of them, but is intelligent so most likely to be a success in life.
Also she doesn't talk about fashion and makeup most of the time so conversation might be actually good.

I want pattyfags to leave

Fuck Mandy
Marry Alex
Kiss Clover

Last two can swap places because I love both. I never cared for Sam.

Kiss Clover.
Fuck Mandy.
Marry Samantha.

Fuck Brown
Marry blonde
Kiss redhead

Fuck Clover
Marry Alex
Kiss Sam

everyone knows that Alex is best girl

There needs to be a gritty, serious Totally Spies reboot where the three are clones of their mothers and infused with the Spy Gene(a real thing from canon), trained from childhood to be hardened assassins.

Kiss Clover
Flip a coin over Sam and Alex.

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Kiss, fuck and marry Mandy

>this is a real thing that actually happened
Fuck you, Marathon.

I would watch that

assuming its also still about 3 girls getting into kinda silly and kinda sexy strange situations

its probably the only good episode in season 5

>assuming its also still about 3 girls getting into kinda silly and kinda sexy strange situations
Did you miss the "gritty and serious" part, or are you just too much of a retard to properly comprehend a sentence?

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>TS without fetish fuel
what's the fucking point then

Ive had so many edgy ideas for this shit its autistic
>Girls are presented with a scenario where they have to kill to save the world
>jerry orders them to do it
>Alex outright refuses
>Sam volunteers, but chickens out at the last second, doesnt have the guts to kill one to save many
>clover is the one to do it
>she ends up hating herself for it, but gets promoted and starts going on more dangerous solo missions
then at some point:
>girls are transported to the "future"
>world is pretty shit, woohp is at war with some terrorist group
>leader of the group used an old woohp time machines to kidnap the girls and kill them, hopefully securing his future
>girls are rescued by future clover, who is now the director of woohp,(jerry is dead) with a nick fury demeanor (eyepatch, coat, etc.)
>trio has been disbanded, clover tries to get them back together so they can send the young ones back to their time
>sam is retired but willing to help
>alex is mostly machine now after a terrorist attack left her near death
>they figure out that the girls are not actually from there past, but another universe.
>the device used has bothe space and time coordinates, terrorist leader mistook it for a time machine.
>all 6 go to steal it back, old clover is killed in the process, tells her younger self to stop being so edgy if she doesn't want to end up like her
>they go back, clover is scarred for life after seeing herself die, and they make precautions to make sure that future does not come to pass for them.
honestly, the series is better off dead than with any reboots. we've seen what they did to ppg

>runs into a guy carrying books and knocks him over
>calls him a loser and tells him to watch where he's going

Why do like people like Sam? She's a douche. Marry Alex, fuck Clover, kiss Britney, kill Sam.

Fuck Alex
Marry Mandy
Kill everyone else
Pet-play Puppy Girl Britney.

What episode is this from?

FUN FACT!

This show will have first aired 15 years ago on Thursday
Does it hurt?

Fuck Sam
Marry Alex
Kiss Clover's feet

a little bit
IT WAS A GOOD SHOW

>Lets make a kids cartoon about 3 hot young spys
>Won't the creeps on the internet inevitably sexualize them?
>You're right! Lets put a different fetish in every episode, so they become die hard fans and support the show!

Fuck Alex
Marry Clover
Kiss Sam

Turn all 3 of them into my willing cum dumpsters, spend the rest of our lives raising our huge collective family.

>Waifuing characters with little to no personality at all.

Fuck Alex
Marry Sam
Kiss Clover

>Smart and educated
>Athletic and naive
>Fashion and boy obsessed
>all 3 like fasion and boys enough to be best friends
seems fine to me

This but replace "willing" with "sexually brainwashed"

nah man willing is much hotter, they gotta want it after the years of fetish fuel

Tag up, Mandy Sup Forumsmrades

I get to fuck my wife right?

Fuck Alex
Kiss Clover
Marry Sam (then fuck her forever)

Of course user, that's one of the perks of marriage.

This user gets it.

Marry, Kiss and Fuck Mandy.

To be fair, that applies to most of the characters Sup Forums makes waifus out of.

Are you saying the Spies don't have personalities, because that would be silly.

I actually prefer Sam because of her personality, intelligent, educated, sensible, cultured, polite, respectful, classy, well-spoken and her being beautiful and having dat voice is just a bonus.

If I was going for pure looks I'd go for Mandy.

PERSONALITY
Sam > Alex > Britney > Clover > Mandy
LOOKS
Mandy > Britney > Sam > Clover > Alex

Pretty much this. Not trashing your fetish but if it's all built on a lie like hypnosis it becomes significantly less hot.

why must anons lie to other anons like this? there's a reason half of all marriages end in divorce...

Just make sure to take precautions before jumping into a life time commitment in order to prevent being one of the 1 in 2

So in a couple more years it'll be legal to fap to, aaayyy?

all in that order lmao

Fuck the brown one
Marry the blonde one
Kiss the red one

>this fucking episode

why would you give me a fetish that will never be satiated? fucking frenchies.

fuck clover
marry sam
kiss alex

What perfect shot.
Especially with Sam out of the focus of the image.

Yes, Martin has best tastes he's an Alex guy.
>TFW he drops Clover faster than a bad habit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Alex is totally a bro tier lady. Kiss, Fuck, and Marry Alex what can I say I'm a one spy woman guy.

Did her skirt turned into shorts?

what episode is this?

>marry Britney

Fuck Clover
Marry Alex
Kiss Sam

That's a weird way to spell Alex.

It's a strange world in which they live.

Because mind control fetish

Animal World

>everybody forgot about her

Ballsdeep the ginger
Marry the blondie
Kill the monkey

Red one reporting in

The only character with absolutely zero personality in this show was Brittany (which come to think of it, may have been intentional)

Sam, Alex, Clover, and Mandy all had personalities, albeit; they were admittedly rather generic ones.

>Monkey

Latina's aren't Monkeys silly user

Simple.
Marry Sam
Fuck Clover
Kiss Alex... quickly and shallowly, followed by a set of three lip dis-infections.

whats the crossover with?

Fuck Clover because she seems like she'd have the most experience

Marry Alex because she's the best girl with the best personality and hobbies

Kiss Sam because meh

fuck clover
kiss sam
mary alex

> this show is old enough to fap to itself

agreed user with good taste

bonus points if it's Alex under the effects of Bulky Bars

I'm surprised they allowed this to air on American TV. I thought Americans are sensitive to kinky shit.

>I thought Americans are sensitive to kinky shit.

I haven't watched the show in years, but I think they tone it down or try to not play it off as pandering to fetishes.

>I'm surprised they allowed this to air on American TV.

Not only that, but back when it was first aired, it was marketed to girls.

Fuck the Blonde, marry the Redhead, Kiss chocolate.

Kiss Sam
Fuck Mandy
Marry Alex
Kill Clover

Aw c'mon

Alex
Alex
Alex

Disregarding the fetish stuff that only we notice, this really was a great show for girls. The overall point was that a girl can be smart, clever, heroic, strong, etc AND like girly stuff (makeup, boys, fasion, etc).

Fuck Clover
Marry Sam
Kiss Alex

Fuck them all
Marry them all
Make them kiss each other.

...was that a giant clam?

It was a normal sized clam that was hit with a growth ray.

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