Let's have a thread to celebrate Slovakia. Think about a few things
1) White country without shitskins
2) Still pretty religious
3) Culturally conservative (not porn-star central like neighboring Czechs)
4) Don't whine to death about 'muhh communist oppression' like Balts do
5) Seem to have good relations with everyone
6) Not sitting on stolen or disputed lands
7) Slavs know how to fight
8) Pretty girls
I know its a small country, but why isn't Slovakia appreciated more?
>bump
conservatism isn't ze ultimate worldview/ideology
>Not sitting on stolen or disputed lands
so what
>pretty girls
as if pretty girls are nonexistent elsewhere
better than being some cocksucking liberal. Liberals need to throw themselves of a cliff. Anyway, you are not just sitting on disputed land, you ARE a disputed land. lol
Slavs aren't white.
Macedonia isn't a country, shit skin
They trigger the absolute fuck out of Serbs so they are a-OK in my book.
God speed Slovakia.
this tbf
That's Slovenia.
Slavs are more mongoloid than they are white.
The only true whites are Nordics, Germanics, and Celts.
>you ARE a disputed land
never said we weren't
>Macedonia isn't a country, shit skin
then I guess this website bought the macedoniashill bait
>slavscum
>white
They are no better than poles.
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>as if pretty girls are nonexistent elsewhere
Well there nonexistent in Macedon. Fucking hairy man looking bitches there. Groce
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT EUROPE
We have good alt-right party in Slovakia
haha. shart in mart BTFO
groce...ry?
nice proxy, sharter
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>get told his """women""" look like men
>M-MUST BE A PROXY
yeah, nah get fucked cunt
I was never ever a teenage degenerate and still I was chased by a pack of down-syndrome skinheads every two months or so.
Never ever would I vote for such an ugly brown eyed nazi like Kotleba. Sulik is my favorite based baldie actually.
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arent they poor as fuck? If you want cvulture, why not move to Austria where you have somewhat conservatism, nature, and a good economy?
Slovakia thread without butthurt czechs and hungarians? What is happening?
Drž hubu ty zkurvenej Maďare!
Better now?
Hey peirogis, what is the area around modra kralova like? Apparently my family came from around there, is the entire town composed of pornstars and prostitutes like the rest of the country?
But you have higher cost of living
The only european country with neo nazis in parliament. Kotleba's "People's Party Our Slovakia" best far-right party in all Europe with Hungary's Jobbik.
SNS and L'SNS, two based far-right parties at 14% and 9% in opinion polls for next election. en.wikipedia.org
Probably whitest country in Europe but surprisingly the most redpilled citizens. Slovakia best country.
Slovakia is only country that i love as much as i love my homeland... Beautiful country and people... They are based as fuck... Would like to live there if i ever get a chance...
Pretty much a nice place. It's not appreciated more because they don't make noise, they don't kill each other and they don't whine about the irrecoverable past.
Also, RIP Peter.
I agree, but SNS is big MEME.
amsterdam should be nuked anyway
Oh... explain why senpai. You prefer Kotleba ?
>mfw Slovakian-American
Because SNS is in bluepilled corrupted coalition with communists (SMER) and Hungarians (MOST-HID)
They have decent sized dicks compared to Romanians (WHO HAVE THE SMALLEST DICKS IN EUROPE!)
Never gets old
It's unbelievable, isn't it?
Do you think it is due to their Indian heritage?
why are all your football players tattoed skinhead neo nazi lookalikes?
Slovakbros: why don't the SNS and the other far right part emerge? Together they would represent 25% of the electorate.
gipsy heritage + a bunch of STDs + "cultural" reasons when it comes to hygiene
>the unibrows on those Romanian fascists
kek.
On a side note, I recently visited Hungary and really liked it. Stay based
Slovakians are like the Poles (white, clean, European, cultured), the only difference is that they hate us
Slavic people aren't mongoloid. Even though they aren' t nordic or germanic, they originate from Europe, and most slavic peoples don't look like mongols. Especially the slovaks, who are pretty pure slavic.
They're Slovak, not Slavik you dimwit
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How's the immigrant/muzzie situation there? I currently have Slovakia on my list of stops, but am trying to avoid having to see a large number of non-Europeans during my trip.
B-b-b-but th-the French are P-P-PUSSSSIIIIESS!!
*cries in burger*
Slovakia is one of the few countries I really love.
Ride on my brothers!
Ehh, Lithuania has the highest literacy rate for females. They're the most on-track for scholastic maturity, much like the Ashkenazim.
French as well? I am
>tfw big French cock
Cucks fuck off
Stop with the european bashing please, there are more important matter like a third world invasion.
What is this?
non white here
slavs are whiter than germanics, theyre just poorer
Muzzie and immigrants are not a thing in Slovakia/Czech republic/Poland, if anything their immigrants are from Russia or Ukraine.
an anti-hungarian folk song
>Romanians
>Europeans
ta guele. Arabs are whiter than the average Romanian living in France
The French society is stick in Freuds anal psychosexual stage. They produce quite a few leapers athletically (hence the moniker 'frog') but never quite attain to the overall size and density of the Greek woman's ass.
Ah ok. Are you Romanian?
cancer
France has the largest dicks, because they have the most Africans.
You don't have to be white to be counted in this chart.
are you hungarian?
Slovaks are Slavs.
You're ok too magyarbro
Can't turban the Orban!
kys, gipsy shitposter in leafy disguise.
Slovakia would be nice if it didn't have so many gypsies
Slovakians are based people? How many niggnogs in your lands?
please don't get triggered.
Actually Hungary has the largest dicks on that map. But you are probably right. Still Romania is hilarious
Nope, ethnic Frenchman born and raised in France
Come on our little brother you had you independency now come back to Czechoslokia (P.S. we miss you)
Don't divert! We don't give a fuck till you don't try to insult us. You are like a non-wanted child. Like it or not you are already one of us ;)
>Frenchman
>Making fun of other European countries
M8, how many pure blooded Frenchmen are left in your Capital.
Godspeed Slovenci
get the fuck out of here gypsy, no one likes you and your shitty homeland
No likes you as an independent country yugo cunt
At least pure blooded Frenchmen still exist Radu. Romanians are all half indians
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THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN DELETE THIS NOW YOU FUCK!
Then how do you explain Romanians having by far the smallest dicks on the entire continent? It's because you are half indians, that's why
Stop baiting Mario, everybody know that most """romanians""" living in France are gypsies and not actuall romanians, please stop insulting other europeans.
>romanians were so non-existent irrelevant nobodies they must compensate themselves via computer games
Funny way your gypsy country missing from every historical maps till the 19th century. But hey! We see the Poles and the Hungarians on every map ;)
Slovaks only hate Hungarians because half of your country is still in the mindset of
>Hurr slovakia is a non country
>you are northern hungary
>blah blah blah
Then there are slovakians who's hate is purely based on the magyarization.
>Mario
My actual name is Pierre, it doesn't get more stereotypically French than that and it's quite annoying.
Again how do we explain the small dicks? Romanians claim to be descndant of Romans, but no area settle by Romans (haplogroup R1a) has such tiny dicks. They are not even slavs, since lavic nations surrounding them have bigger dicks.
But when you think about it Indians have tiny dicks and gypsies are basically Indian
Romanian welfare migrant from Canada (ID: +3KyRQsL).
If you are such huge patriot why the fuck you don't go back to Romania to help your comrades? :)
This mindless shilling for them, will not change the reality in which they live every day there.
>HUNGary
I want to get swole and fuck some whore for a porno in Budapest.
kek
Budapest was beautiful when I visited, especially the Buda part. On par with Vienna at least. Plus Hungarian girls were super cute with this weird language they spoke
You failed with this baiting. With prostitution and porn we are not even in the top 20.
cnbc.com
Your shill is about 20 years old meme.
Romania is pretty much the same. Plus both countries have gyspsys.
Thank you for the kind words. I wish you all the best.
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He's called Ibrahim Maiga
youtube.com
The gypsies are mostly only in the east part of Slovakia.
turkroach cant into geography
ye, we actually really like Slovakia
No problem, it's true. I fell in love with Budapest.
I always imagined Hungary to be a post communist depressing and grey country and was very surprised when I visited. Old but well kept buildings everywhere, super clean similar to the Czech republic (there wasn't a single dog shit on the ground. Not one), cheap enough for the average tourist and everyone spoke english.
Plus the night time boatrides on the Danube with the chains bridge and the old trams crossing it really make you feel like you are in the early 900s
With more publicity you could probably live off of tourism alone
> Slovakia
> White
Haha 500 000 gypsies out of 5 000 000 population.
not even romanian bro
I prefer Slovenia to Slovakia, but they are both ok countries.
I'm 1/4 Slovakian
Can I join?
Let me guess you are from pennsylvania right?