JSA Storytime: Quasar

Good evening owls of Sup Forums,

Throwdown time

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>that scanbro storytime

>the state of Waid

my desire to hand out candy

GMTA

kids need to learn to buy discounted candy the day after Halloween like real Americans

why does he have the Starbrand?

I can't believe he used the word microaggressions

What does that mean?
No, seriously, I don't know what GMTA means.

Champions is pretty damn bad so far and Ramos art isn't helping at all.

Waid is clearly past his prime or really needs to cut down on the number of books he's writing.

Right, i long ago figured out that "now that I am a grownup, I can buy bacon/candy whenever I want it, but it's nice to do it cheap"

He picked it up on a trip to the New Universe like 20 issues ago

great minds think alike

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I think Impulse was a fluke and Waid was never good with youngsters

also, thanks Milo Manara for drawing us Jess Drew's vulva in detail

This is just the one thing I cannot give a single fuck about today.

oh for fuck's sake, this is the kind of stuff Khouri was subtweeting

Impulse is pretty cringy I tried reading it last year

RIP children's holiday innocence.

Agreed

Yeah

Though Impulse isn't as good as some other youngster books out there

What if we didn't talk about it and say we did.

vulva is such a gross word to me, but I guess labia is too medical?

Link?

>I have supreme authority over my fellow Elders

Bullshit. You'd have done something about the Exterminator if that was the case.

And her actual butthole.

Might as well colored her peach and remove the lines that indicate the design of her outfit.

Which site?

I don't really know how Manara got into superhero things but ero comics are a thing in Italy, there are a ton of them.

it autosaged

Hello Storyteller.

... I hate this fucking Halloween theme, and these fucking skeleton gifs.

well labia refers more to a specific part, vulva is the whole area

You can see the whole kit, so that's what I went with

It's a pity because his watercolors are beautiful, but that's a "she's a slab of meat" drawing.

oh, absolutely, it fits within the genre, it's just kind of *sigh* by now, and I thought some of the original OUTRAGE!!! trolling was funny.

>nobody will ever draw Spider-Woman's butthole as a gift for you
why live

It doesn't really surprise or shock me because it's just a continuation of what they've been doing

I think they've both kind of medical desu.

I mean...she actually kind of has a point...

Strangely, I am okay with this.

I think the anatomical detail pushes it one trolling level too far for me, YMMV

It's more objectifying and a lot less fun than Jim Balent

Go on a mobile, they aren't there.

but the ads are!

but also IMO the only way to deal with this is to fucking ignore it, because they're gonna do what they want and giving them attention or talking about b&s just fuels a martyr complex

UHOH

but seriously, that IS THAT A ....MICROAGGRESSION? page, holy shit, no one said "this sucks" in editorial phase

Manara and Cho are attention whoring as hard as they can, and I honestly can't see to what end. If this is about fighting censorship, you should be directing your efforts to something that matters worth a shit. The world will not be improved by turning every piece of media into porn.

>inb4 some smartass says "Yes it will!"
No, it fucking won't. Stop trying to make this shit seem like a real problem, you fucking retards.

I think it's because the joke is stable by now.

There is a sincerity and sense of fun to *TAROT, WITCH OF THE BLACK ROSE* sure. I'm not trying argue for the Cho/Manara thing, my reaction is just "Oh look. They did it again."

The worst thing that can happen is they push it so far that DC actually does cut ties with Cho, in which case he just goes and panders to people who are outraged about the outrage of his OUTRAGE! and makes $$$ and maybe writes some shitty ecchi thing. Manara doesn't give a fuck about Marvel or DC. The only winning move is not to play.

You know what actually amuses me? Drones will still defend Champions.

Also, Viv should've died at the end of Vision.

Right, Manara is 1) old 2) Italian, his art of not giving a fuck is probably legendary.

but muh dick

I just don't understand why they don't do straight up porn...

>MICROAGGRESSION
Dare I ask what a "microaggression" is?

Manara has done plenty of erotica

but 99% of it is anal and I can only handle so much butt stuff

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They do. That's Manara's main thing.

it's when you're accidentally passive aggressive to somebody and they get all pissy about it

It's just bad. Not even that page specifically, but the tonal jump in the last pages of the first issue, the fact the first two issues are "team backstory" then "individual team member backstory" the teen drama with zero set-up, the attempt to insert dialogue that proves you are not a grandpa eating it. Shit sucks.

It's a thing that's a little racist but not like KKK racist.

So far Champions has been so "How do you do, fellow kids?" it actually hurts

Eat it grandpa

It's when someone wails on you after shrinking down with a dose of Pym Particles.

One millionth of an aggression, if I remember my SI prefixes correctly.

Little things that don't count as full-on harassment because either unintentional or passive-aggressive enough to be deniable, but they add up

Basically lesser forms of mistreatment (along the -isms lines). Like making assumptions, things that aren't a big deal when they happen but over time can feel shitty.

Another one of those terms that can be useful but has been abused by people looking for attention.

That microagressions panel looked so much like parody that I can't even understand how it could have been meant seriously.

Because... um... No seriously, why the hell don't they just make porn? Porn exists for exactly the kind of stuff they want to draw, so just do that. Do they think there's no money or prestige in it? Because if so, they are sorely mistaken.

Your genitalia is meaningless unless it has the ability to advance medical technology and stop wars.

Manara does

I dunno why Cho doesn't, he clearly wouldn't mind. Wonder if he thinks it would damage his job opportunities with cape books or something

Because Marvel has NO FUCKING IDEA what they are doing, man. That ship is not only rudderless it's in the Bermuda triangle and the crew are all demented fucking ghosts. It is something special when editorial are clearly willing to get up in the guts of a comic and wield heavy influence, and yet at the same time have no plan or idea whatsoever themselves. They might as well be spinning a roulette wheel for editing.

It's a Tumblr/'SJW term for what in the old days would be considered for"a small thing someone did to annoy me". Usually used to compare to a macro aggression like "getting my ass kicked".

Whenever I see microagfeessions brought up, it seems like it's a special snowflake bitching that someone is generally accept their unique trait, but miss something. Like asking a transexual if they're a guy or a girl, so you can use the right pronoun.

bby, let me sho u ur genitalia arent meaningless

ding ding ding, it's a useful concept that's being extended and destroying its usefulness

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How long do you think it took Lee to carve that pumpkin?

waifu academy was doing so well with a balanced event, but now getting Blade is utterly lulzily impossible

Ah, that makes sense, and I've certainly seen that kind of shit before.

>It's a useful concept that's being extended and destroying its usefulness.
Just like pretty much everything else.

hey, he actually hit a deadline!

Holy shit they have 9 kids? 9?

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>I dunno why Cho doesn't, he clearly wouldn't mind.
Judging by his behavior, he may just be pretentious about it, as if porn is "beneath" him and he needs freedom to express his art in a "proper" medium.

Pure conjecture of course, but considering all the bullshit he's displayed, I could see that being the case.

>Wonder if he thinks it would damage his job opportunities with cape books or something
Again, he'd be mistaken, considering that the artist of the current Green Lantern books is primarily known for drawing dickgirls.

Green Arrow

if only, he'd draw some sexy Hal, tho

>Again, he'd be mistaken, considering that the artist of the current Green Lantern books is primarily known for drawing dickgirls.
Green Arrow, not Lantern

Would not say no to futa Arisia though

>if only, he'd draw some sexy Hal, tho
if they'd just let Hal be in Ollie's book and hang out with him and Dinah like they used to then we'd get sexy Hal AND muh OT3!

>Green Arrow
Right, my bad.

You are now imagining Dinah with a thick, pulsating cock, dripping with precum.

Why is "porn" the only other option?

>Wonder if he thinks it would damage his job opportunities with cape books or something
The big two really do not care what you draw as long as you don't draw outright CP.

Hell Ricken drew questionable shota stuff, and drew TT covers and interiors (I think) and is even designing hot glueable male statues.
And Schmidt draws dickgirls and Amanda Conner draws loads of naked heroes.

I always imagine that.

joke's on you, I was already imagining that

what do you mean?

Shit I thought you were starting later!!

Fuck Cho and Manara, whenever they get out of their lanes they're such fuck ups.

I agree with this OT3

the mosquitos got to me :(

I'm not sure how many options there are when the things you want to draw the most are boobs and anus closeups

This joke got so old, it no longer even steals a slight smile from me anymore. Leave it to Sup Forums to completely run a joke into the ground.

Thanks user, I kek'd too hard at this . Bravo Waid, you're really making a comic for this generation.

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In the old days, we called it "Being an asshole."

Whenever the subject of cheesecake is brought up, there's always the "why don't you just draw/look at porn?" argument that pops up. Why is such an extreme always presented?

on Sup Forums it's not even a joke, just a statement

I don't even like joking about this shit anyone, since no one can take a joke anymore. And I mean in the sense that statements are taken at face value.

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so what is everyone picking up this week?

Flintstones and Shade

Because the sheer attention given to showing off the goods suggests that's what the artist wants to do. In most stories, the sexual elements are distracting and unnecessary. Unless the fucking is the focus of the work, it really has no reason to be there.

And it ain't like porn can't have a story, just tell a story where the focus is on people fucking. I've read porn comics that had fairly engaging storylines, like Alfie. Just do that and stop trying to force things where they don't belong.

Because unlike other cheescake artist Cho brings nothing to the table except a hot female body. People like Paquette or March or even Conner with her expressive faces actually do fun and cool interior art, Cho is just boring. Besides, as other have pointed out, that Manara cover is straight up porn-ish anyway what with the vagina and asshole being drawn, I mean... might as well just do penetration.

But like I said, unlike other artists, Cho doesn't really care about the medium, he makes pin ups and covers with jokes that I was hearing and saying 20 years ago.

>Cho is just boring.
I like the pages he drew of DKR because it shows how lifeless his art is