>be walking to work
>wild nigger appears
>"ey man ken yu help mi wit direction"
>s-sure
>help him out
>"thanks, man! ey, have a nice day!"
>say maika ti da ti eba tup negur (i will fuck your mom, stupid nigger) accompanied by a friendly smile and a wave
>the stupid nigger thought i said something friendly
What did YOU do to save your nation from the blackening today, pol?
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>be riding bus after dark, the lights are on cos >there fickis on board.
>some stops later the fickis get off.
>instantly the driver switches to that soft lit floor markings
>Picking up some beer at the liquor store
>"Ayy man can you give me a ride? Help a brother out."
>"Sorry I'm busy."
As if I was seriously about to let your black ass in my car.
One asked me for a ride last week too. I was at an ice cream place. I said I couldn't do it & then he mumbled something and left without buying anything.
Should have told him to get in the boot/trunk. I've done that and given them the ride and let them out of it at their desired destination and they were very happy.
> Go to Mc Donalds
> order a burger
> black guy tells me to have a nice day
> my day actually fucking sucked
take that dumb nigger
Wow and I thought Slavs were tough shits.
You don't even have the balls to say
"Yeah head back to fucking Africa".
Honestly, disappointed but I guess EU turns everyone into cucks
>last year
>freshers week
>make out with hot black girl
>say brb gotta piss but leave house because i have a 9cm penis that could never satisfy a normal woman let alone a nigress
kill me
>finish classes at college
>start my car
>wild dindu in the parking lot asking people for rides
>i'm the only car non-parked within 50 meters
>he does the hitchhiker thumb sign
>drive by real slow
>roll down window
>"yo bro can you do me a favor and help-"
>"fuck you nigger"
>speed off
>see in the rearview hes yelling and flipping me off
>and i thought slavs are tough shits
we are:
m.youtube.com
but we're softies when in a good mood
He and his buddies are going to vandalize the shit out of your car next time they see it in the parking lot.
>Go to hardware store
>Ask Black clerk for location of hasps and other home security measures
>Given aisle number
>Begin to think that I'm being racist because of black clerk and wanting home security items
>Wander around and eventually buy toggle bolts and picture hanging wire
>Black clerk that gave initial directions asks if I found everything ok
>Said yes without making eye contact
>Rings me up and I have to pay cash so black clerk won't know my name and reverse doxx me because of unsecured house
>go to another hardware store
>Clerk is Mexican
Fuck...
>be poorfag
>buy house in shitty neighborhood
>crackhead nignogs live next door with 8 niglets
>cantstandya.exe
>find baggie full of pills in yard while cutting the grass
>toss pills through open window into niglets room
>ambulance shows up hours later
>12 year old niglet dies of overdose
Mfw
the dead can't complain, of course he was happy!
Good thing it's the most common car in existence
things that never happened: the post.
what would have happened if you let him in:
>killed
>car stolen
>your body is dumped in the river
>local news reports nothing whatsoever because it would be racist to do so
>faceberg automatically deletes your normie account (i'm not sure how they do this, but it happens)
>no detectable record that you were murdered, or that you ever existed at all on this planet
For every one story we hear of a white getting killed by a nigger, there are 5000 similar murders that went completely under the radar
now he wants to cut your grass for a low fee.
>be me
>working at a restaurant
>waiting a table of blacks
>two black guys in suits and ties, must be playing dress up or something!
>"hey guys how are you, My name is user and Ill be your server today, can I start you on anything?"
>take their orders
>when Im about to take the food from the kitchen to them, I do the most devilish thing possible
>I take off a french fry from the plate and throw it out
>they never had a clue
>giving him correct directions
Disappointed senpai.
God the i8 is so fucking sex
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Kek'd at this for some stupid reason.
How many niggnogs are in Bulgaria? Any census or something?
Those niggers probably starved.
10-20 permanent black residents, the rest are tourists or rapefugees waiting to be moved to germany
You pussy NEET stop making shit up to be funny. And FYI "yo" has been replaced by "ay" niggers say ay now not yo. Brush up on your ebonics
jebem ti majku bolgarac
мaйкa ти дa eбa, цигaнин гaдeн
What an awful trip.
Neck yourself, faggot.
>bmw I8
I saw one of these today. It was being driven by Von Miller. He blew my ass out of the water so hard I couldn't even take a picture
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Lol, this is brilliant.
Only 20? Holly shit. Kill them before they start fucking bulgarian girls and get them pregnant. They're a minority of a minority.
nah, our minorities are chill and keep to themselves because they know that our government is weak so if they start chimping out and allahu akbaring like in western europe nothing will be able to stop mobs from organizing and holocausting them until the UN sends peacekeepers
i let out a hearty kek, you just killed a niglet
>at gas station, getting gas
>machine reads "would you like your receipt?"
>press no
>machine reads "thank you, come again"
>press no
No black people in my neighborhood.
There is an Indian family and a Chinese family.
Advice?
Keep living there.
>Eng subs
KeK almighty