USA ally

Who is the greatest ally of the United States?

Saudi Arabia

I'd like to think the Bongs would have our backs if shit absolutely hit the fan

You know who

1.canada
2.israel
3.UK
4.japan
5.mexico

fuck off mallshart

Probably the Brits, they will bitch and whine and try to act superior, but in the end they will do whatever we tell them to do.

That's what brexit was about. The know the stars and stripes is their daddy.

Mexico is, they are so great they even do all your jobs for you at half the wage!

FPBP
but srsly Canada we got this huge (largest land border in the world) unguarded border and everyone is all chill about it

My good pal Schlomo