So how did Nancy end up with Dale?

So how did Nancy end up with Dale?

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Can a Drawfag draw a picture of Nancy and Peggy having Lesbian Sex?

>Nancy and Minh*

Why stop there make it a 3-way

that is a good fucking question. unlike bill and hank, there's no real indication that a younger dale was a prize. I guess he just made her laugh. he's the dork that got the hot cheerleader by doing his homework, learning about her interests, and then giving her a detailed list of ... something that she was interested in. I don't recall Nancy having much of a personality so I'm not sure what he would have had to work with. Maybe he helped her study. maybe he got her some dirt on a teacher or on her slutty girlfriends

Bill and Hank were highschool football gods.

Boomhauer was always a lady's man.

But Dale?

It's weird that Nancy settled down with him when she mainly supports the family, puts up with his insane behavior, and told him he's terrible at sex.

Because he makes her laugh and was completely devoted to her. She fucked him over for that BIC but she called it off with John Redcorn when she remembers why she loved Dale in the first place

well one assumes she wasn't a top weather lady yet when they got together. there's a lot we don't know about their past. still, dale's not completely worthless. he's genuinely clever, despite massive blind spots. he can talk his way into and out of a lot of situations. I think he just knew the right things to say to make her fall in love with him.

Guilt? Maybe after a pity date or two she ended up cheating on him once and he caught her. You've seen Dale cry before so maybe she felt so bad for him she ended up marrying him but being the slut that she is we ended up with Joseph and now she's just trapped.

>he's genuinely clever, despite massive blind spots

With all the shit that's gone down in South Korea over the past week I'm finding it harder to believe Dale was insane

>"That's the talk of an old cowboy, son. And you'll see someday, it's the only kind of talk that does make sense."
replace that with 'conspiracy nut' and that's dead on.
After all, we had warnings of 9/11. we just had warnings of 500 other things too, every day.. for years. The conspiracy nut is the guy who's listening to all of those because, while you'll be wrong hundreds of times, you'll save a ton of people the 501st time.

>Nancy ... mainly supports the family
Dale is a 1 man army for his own pest control company.

>I think he just knew the right things to say to make her fall in love with him.
He got a job at a company and then immediately moved up to creating his own position as "the guy responsible for firing people"

>she mainly supports the family
Financially, sure. But Dale's flexible scheduling for his job allows him to essentially be a stay at home dad, which is absolutely invaluable.

And if nothing else, Dale is a sweet man who is unbelievably devoted to his wife and son to the point that everyone agrees both in universe and out that even though he's not the biological father, Joseph is Dale's son, not John Redcorn's.

There was also a sweet spot where he became a better father and more energetic lover in that episode, right? Before the sweet high of kicking people out on their ass utterly consumed him.

In the show it was stated Dale loved Nancy and would do whatever she wanted
Really when you look at what Dale does for the family while extreme it's always him putting his 110% energy into them and what they want. Basically Dale was the kind of guy that would actually cared about his gf and her interest and wasn't riding high on hormones for a wet hole to smash. Nancy likely found that incredibly romantic after being little more then a bicycle for the rest of the town.

Ok.

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>you'll save a ton of people the 501st time
literally when has this ever happened

Huh? What happened in South Korea?

Their President was directly under the control of some crazy shaman who used the president to embezzle millions of dollars. And there's a rumor there are 7 more people who were also pretty much ruling the country with the president as a puppet.

>there is a secret organization called the 8 goddesses that have major influence over the president of South Korea
>The president even confirms this by apologizing
>They've been putting men in the slammer, sex trafficking and all that

They had an episode to basically showed that Nancy would go crazy without Dale. Dale's crazy antics keeps Nancy in check. She's really tired all the time from dealing with Dale crazy shit, with too much free time her ego would inflate and she'd go nuts.

So North Korea is actually best Korea?

Probably already explained but Nancy originally says Dale was a romantic. For all Dale's shitty qualities when he cares he doesn't half ass it. His ass may be an idiot but it's all in. So Nancy was being flirted up by a persistent guy with nice eyes who could dance, she's also easily flattered. He won her over that way. The issue is that she needs that constantly and his attention got diverted away to the point he was basically bunkered down in their basement for months on end. That's when John Redcorn made his way in and after 12 years of being her lover he basically loses her in one night because he wanted some me time. These Nancies ain't loyal.
It's just doesn't look as bad in comparison anymore Korea

Dale is actually a good father, unlike John "nut and run the fuck out" Redcorn. Plus, Dale owns his own business which allows him the free time to do all the crazy shit he does.

South Korea turned out to have a crazy Illuminati organization consisting of shamans and psychics that was controlling the government. There were rumors about it in Korea, but it was so batshit insane that nobody believed it. Apparently the Korean idol circuit was somehow tied into it, and idols would suddenly have a massive scandal any time they wanted to take media attention off the government.

HUGE DICK

Nah she just found him funny, charming, and hardworking.

This is why women shouldn't be presidents

I don't think John nutted and ran the fuck out though. He seems to have stuck around as a weird uncle figure that neither Dale or Joseph understand. Unless Nancy used him as a ringer for when Dale was really fucking up and he didn't start caring for real until he was a teenager.
Also Dale's business may as well be an expensive hobby from what he implies, it only really makes enough profit to cover one bill of the house.
Get used to the idea.

Nancy was already with Dale by the time those fields got sowed with Redcorn seed. There was no way for Redcorn to take responsibility without destroying Nancy's marriage and likely triggering a murder-suicide incident

in all reality, nancy should just get a restraining order and divorce dale, and then hook up with john.

John Redcorn never wanted responsibility for Joeseph until he was already a teenager. Redcorn didn't change diapers, he didn't do anything. He's a shitty person.

>Dale
>dork
No Dale was a stud just like Hank only he didnt have the stud body but hes an arrogant asshole so course women would want him.

t.white woman

He is a shitty person, but he never had the option anyway

>a restraining order for Dale Gribble would stop Rusty Shackleford.

Shes pretty and has a career she loves that pays the bills.

She still had a soft spot for him even when she basically considered him a room mate she had to fuck once a year. It's not like she'd just up and take the boy who he thought was his son. She buried her lies deep then built her house on top of it. There was no way to leave Dale after 14 years of marriage without ruining everyone involved's lives.
Maybe if she nutted up and did it when she first got knocked up.
But now it's cool, she's faithful and the only one suffering is John Redcorn but even he got a consolation prize by getting Bill's ex and raising his daughter and some other kid.

I'm surprised of the amount of 9/10 women with 6/10 dudes

At work I saw this 8.5/10 qt with big tits and a nice ass. I thought this dusgusting fat guy was stalking her. Turns out it was her husband. He didnt even have a nice personality. He was shy as fuck

>all the crazies in cartoons were right all along

Feels soooo good

Maybe he has a nice personality once he isn't shy as fuck? Or he's rich?

>or he's rich
More likely, but still unlikely

Maybe they're a fetish pairing

Just like my Japanese pornos I can barely tolerate because they seem to go out of their way to find the most disgusting men then dwell on them too long.

>you'll save a ton of people the 501st time

More like people will get hurt and they'll scream "i told you so!"

So wait: have they been sex trafficking, or putting away sex traffickers?

it hasn't. because nobody listens to the conspiracy nut
but you get their logic at least, right?

What the fuck. Why haven't I heard about this?

Or maybe you cynical dateless fucks are completely wrong about women?

>making sense
>on Sup Forums

you poor fool

Is this recent?

Very

No way Dale ever caught Nancy cheating or lying or otherwise breaking his trust. He could look right at it and not see it.

Dale barely makes a living wage.

She's a shitty person and people dispose of her quickly

This is the reason. Nancy is an untrustworthy whore and she found someone who trusted her and believed in her unconditionally. That's a very rare thing to find for someone like Nancy.

>stalking her
I wish it was legal to beat white knights to near death.

Id gladly burst your brains with my baseball bat.