'Lick your screen': China’s press, social media fawn over 'celebrity' Trudeau

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>It’s become routine now for Justin Trudeau to land in a foreign country to the screams of local admirers. But Mr. Trudeau’s arrival in Beijing this week for his first visit as prime minister provoked a uniquely Chinese response.
>“Lick your screen,” came the call on social media, as pictures of the Canadian prime minister ricocheted from phone to phone.

>With a “super high IQ plus his famous family … he could simply rely on his appearance, but he has leaned on talent instead. I admire this,” the Post added.
>On social media, people called Mr. Trudeau an “international Internet celebrity,” an “explosively hot” leader who is “so tall and hasn’t gotten fat yet.”
>Even Jack Ma, the Alibaba founder and icon of China’s new billionaires, joined in. What Mr. Trudeau has done “is a miracle to me,” he said. “You can see and feel the spark, energy and confidence of Canada. We believe he is the future of Canada.”
>More than nine million people viewed online broadcasts of Mr. Ma in conversation with Mr. Trudeau.

>Mr. Trudeau appeared on the front page of China Daily, and his visit was prominently splashed by the state-run Xinhua news agency and People’s Daily newspaper, which placed a picture of a smiling Mr. Trudeau shaking hands with president Xi Jinping at the top of its newspaper and website.

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Wow it's like China and Canada are made up of the same demographic of people.

I fucking hate this world.

I hate Canada so much I am having trouble seeing my keyboard after reading that.

Who would have guessed they love communists over in China...

just because someone is beloved because of their looks and has the "correct opinion", aka the politically correct and inoffensive one, doesn't mean that they aren't contributing to the decline of a civilization and people. Trudeau seems like a intelligent and talented guy, no one is denying that.

Please annex us...please

Now we know the answer.

US, Try to annex us and Papa China will hurt you bad.

this isn't an editorial piece, that this is an actual article
>mfw

This is obviously a psy op to get Westerners to elect more leaders like Trudeau so the Chinese can BTFO us gweilo

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

>“You can see and feel the spark, energy and confidence of Canada. We believe he is the future of Canada.”
What the fuck is the spark and energy of Canada? Being a commie sympathizer and setting the liberal stage for communism to be introduced from the backdoor in the coming decades? This guy is following the Jewish manual on global subversion to a T. Nigga dont even need the manual, his father groomed him well.

>China praises Canada/Justin Trudeau

Peace was never an option.

So, you don't elect your prime ministers. Thoughts on this? The guy looks like a guitar teacher.

Has anyone talked to a young person from China. I tried and she was nk level of indoctrination. Like seriously didn't know about tianemen square

i don't know why you neets worship asian women, they are just as degenerate as western women

while you were busy shitposting women in asia and north america were flicking their beans and fantasizing about getting blacked, beaned, or leafed by these phaggot leaders on the #apechotties hashtag

What's an ape chottie?

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It's LITERALLY the current year.

>super high IQ
What do they base this on?

>tfw your leader is an international sexgod symbol that the world's women drool over

Wow. Get on Canada's FUCKING level you disgusting virgins

i'm going to kill myself

I guess you could say Canada is suddenly...hip?

Really makes you think.

Trudeau is my man crush.

Too bad for them, he prefers the BIG BLACK COCK

mfw my mother likes him

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>tfw azn girls LIBERALED

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Tell your mom she can get the ol' mapledick double double if she ever wants a taste of Justin's sexual leadership by coming up over the border. Don't worry kid, we'll be easy on her...NOT

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Holy shit you're salty
My race is the one getting Trudeau'd here and even I admit he's a very handsome, successful man.

You're just a faggot m8, we understand

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>tfw Asian men willingly hand over their women to be Tim Horton'd by big strong Canadians

>Chinese people love the president they voted for
wow stop the presses!

you fuck like a gopher

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Stupid Chinks and Canadians. Trudeau is on our side, the American side. He just used the emotional baggage of a bunch of lemmings and idiots to get elected. We fucking own you stupid leaves, and you don't even know it.

Goddamn, Monaco outta nowhere with some spicy banter.

A lwaf.

Meant to post this pic instead

Canada and China r good friends lol it helps both countries

Trudeau not be the best leader but you must admit he is hot as fuck.

>tfw no Trudeau bf

>twf Trudeau starts to antagonize Chinese domestic policy with an army of horny chink women.

Braindead morons?

>Chinese people have shit taste
And the news is...?

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BLACKED

Where were you when Chinese girls got LEAFED?

>CP video
MODS MODS MODS

this is exactly why the left is pathetic

"omg hes so hot, im gonna vote for him!" "hes black, im gonna vote for him", "shes a female, im gonna vote for her"

jesus fucking christ do we vote for REAL reasons anymore?

>explosively hot leader

>MAPLED
also this guy kind of has the same effect on me as really beautiful women. looks too good not to be an airhead

Fpbp, Just got back from Asi-...uh, Toronto for business. Damn those Asian cuties though who speak perfect English.

Justa big male slut. Canada is still boring and gay and always will be.

Probably, you guys didn't even have an intelligence agency until a few spies got caught up there in Maple Land

This needs to stop.

canada and china
vs
usa and russia

holy fuck were headed for some fun times

He isn't just an absolutely delicious dreamboat. He's an absolutely delicious dreamboat who's bringing weed.

>inb4 'broke promise lol'

2017

>super high IQ

Tim Hortons is owned by an American company

I've been long past embarrassment, now this just makes me angry.

You know what they say about immunizing yourself against bigger bullets by shooting yourself with smaller rounds? Well, that's what this and you have been doing to us, Sup Forums.

You can only rip up so many leafs before the wind starts blowing the opposite direction and you're soon engulfed in piles and piles of leafs. All casting you down.

And to make it even more embarrassing, David Rankin is a well-known SJW in the Quebec Journalosphere.

>inb4 Trudeau runs again under the promise of legalizing Speed
It would truly be the most progressive country on Earth if Trudeau did that!

I know, when your key electorate is wise to you, you'd think it'd affect you, but nope.

This was obvious. It's what they all do. PR writes the questions that can be asked and they've rehearsed cute/clever answers. That people believed anything else is purely wilful ignorance.

Good bants from a shart, surprising but welcome.

jjmccullough.com/index.php/2016/04/16/the-north-koreanificiation-of-canadian-political-reporting/

Why are you mad about having a leader who is the entire planet's husbando?

That just makes it easier to set on fire, you moose fucking syrup guzzler.

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

THIS IS WRONG

THIS IS WRONG

[hold vomit]

At this point it's apparent that it goes

USA > Mexico > Canada

for North America

L E A F E D
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Because he's a gay boy and he sucks more cocks than the amount of selfies he takes.

>trying to light a pile of damp leafs

Ha you fool

This dumbass must have been educated in America. > means greater than, not less than, dummy.

It goes USA < México < Canada

Does she literally have poo on her hand?

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Can't wait for more of Trudeau's children to arrive in Canada directly from China.

Merkel has her arabs.
Trudeau will have the Chinese
Hillary will have the Mexicans.

Fuck off burger

Funniest part? That manlet holding that fag-flag in the white hat, is a gay Egyptian +HIV 'refugee' that was flown in recently by Justin & his Liberals, he's one of the 55,000+ 'refugees' being flown in, housed, and fed on the tax payer dollar

>he's not even fucking 'syrian' lmao
Just fuck this nation up yo

top kek, you've #triggered this buttblasted faggot here good

Thats crazy!

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#TrudeausHomos

> gay +HIV 'refugee'

Based fucking justin

Classic

I'm getting tired fast of this faggot. He's literally a puppet that takes orders from the NWO. I want a Prime Minister not Playgirl model, weedman is NOT my prime minister. ok praise hockey.

Who's this Based and where is he from?

>He's literally a puppet that takes orders from the NWO
Yup. His handler is Gerald 'Gerry' Butts, ex-CEO of WWF

Pic related is Gerald 'Gerry' Butts - Google him, he is basically the Prime Minister - He is Trudeaus main adviser / handler.

Why is Mr. Trudeaus top advisor Gerald Butts worth mentioning? Well....

>He is/was a Bilderberg attendee

>Reisman is listed as a member of the steering committee of the Bilderberg Group, a controversial group of influential business and government leaders who meet annually behind closed doors under a media blackout to discuss world issues

Reisman has been a delegate for several years at the annual conference of the Bilderbergs. In Istanbul, Turkey, 31 May - 3 June 2007 she was in the company of other notable Canadians: Jason Kenney, Member of Parliament; and Gerald Butts, Principal Secretary in the Office of the Premier of Ontario."
>Gerald Butts, Principal Secretary in the Office of the Premier of Ontario

He also helped McGuinty & Wynne destroy Ontario, when in power as the Principle Secretary in the Office. Now he is the main handler of Trudeau.

ctvnews.ca/politics/5-things-to-know-about-trudeau-confidant-gerald-butts-1.2619851

thestar.com/news/queenspark/2015/12/02/ontario-consumers-likely-paying-billions-extra-for-hydro-one-decisions-auditor-general.html

He was President of WWF (World Wildlife Fund) so he is trying to get Canada completely off all carbon emissions by 2050. He played a roll in:

>"Ontario’s electricity consumers are being zapped for tens of billions of dollars due to overpriced green energy, poor government planning, and shoddy service from Hydro One, says auditor general Bonnie Lysyk.

In her annual report, she concluded ratepayers forked out $37 billion more than necessary from 2006 to 2014 and will spend an additional $133 billion by 2032 due to global adjustment electricity fees on hydro bills.

are you le investigative journalist that posted here days ago? Also nice post, confirming our PM is just a Hollande-tier puppet.

say what u will about the canadian pm, Burgerniggers, at least hes white XD

China, Canada, what's the difference?

FPBP.

He's a fuccboi for the Illuminati.