You wake up in 3016. What do you do?

You wake up in 3016. What do you do?

hard mode: no suicide booth

Fuck martians and shit

After dealing with a lot of stuff, maybe try going to school.

>You wake up in 3016. What do you do?
How the fuck would I know, I've never been to the year 3016 and neither has anyone else.
You're literally asking a question that is impossible to answer.

Check my bank account.
Proceed accordingly from there.

make robobros

Space junker or chill with mutants.

you fool
there's about 40 bucks in my account right now, and I owe tens of thousands in student loans, back taxes, and medical bills. there's no way the former's going to outrun the latter in 1000 years

I steal Fry's bank card, take his money, sell mom the location of the last batch of sardines.

Then fly to some other planet that isn't constantly at risk of being destroyed the way Earth is.

Torrent whatever cartoons I missed

I guess I would get a job at Planet Express and go on wacky space adventures. Can't think of any better option really.

You would die almost immediately. Comically, but immediately.

that shit happened way back in 3003 or so, you duncefool!

Try to win Amy away from Kiff.

Watch season 1035 of the simpsons

Catch up on Doctor Who

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>Go get a bottle of cure-all STD pills
>Go get my government mandated immortality shot
>Get as much money as I can as quickly as I can
>Go to the nearest alien brothel
>Fuck all the alien babes

If you do anything else,you're a giant faggot.

Not if your bank goes out of business in between. Also, if I remember my banking protocol correctly, an individual bank-account will be rendered void after one year of inactivity and whatever money held in said account is transferred to the state.

Though at least that's how it is in the states. No idea where your from.

Marathon all the Simpsons episodes I missed.

>No idea where your from.

*you're

I look up the answer to this puzzle.

Shut the fuck up Boco

candlejack? I don't ge

Take a look at all the destruction caused by non-whites,
then go and see what the asians are up to.

Yes, sir from 3016...

Candle.... jack... equals rope? I don't get i

there´s a candle, then there´s a jack, then there´s a ro

Candlejack from Freakazoid. Saying his name gets you tied up which is what the rope means.

You didn't say it right. You have to say 'Candlejack', otherwise nothing happ

I'd just sit there in awe seeing centuries upon chimpout after chimpout.
Honestly, everywhere will look like Africa.

>Not cutting off the post in the middle

Don't get how the Candlejack bit goe

I'd just fucking laugh at how badly Arabs, Mexicans, Abos, Indians, blacks and feral chinese have fucked up the west and used all the fossil fuels without creating any new source of sustainable energy.
It'd basically be the 3rd world in every single country, endless war, constant famine, death, and poverty.
Should have stayed out of White countries.

find out the end of one piece

xd hilarious dude