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C WALK HOMIE

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nice sue

nice poo

neoliberal and proud

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>no edition
SOMEONE TRY AGAIN

>I will never get married or have kids or have a house or have a career or have a single fucking reason to wake up in the bloody morning
Have finally realised this, lads. I'm genuinely considering a 'cide. What's a good method?

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Cx

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struggling with a poo

fuck off, close enough

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running my fingers through the ol' pubes

just have a wank la you'll be alri

Back at the parent's until Friday

Yeah, I'm in this bitch wit' da terror
Got a handful of stacks
Better grab an umbrella
I make it rain, I make it rain
I'm in this bitch for terror
Got a handful of stacks
Better grab an umbrella
I make it rain, I make it rain
I make it rain on them hos
I make it rain, I make it rain
I make it rain on them hos
I make it rain, I make it rain
I make it rain on them hos
I make it rain, I make it rain
I make it rain on them hos

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portuguese lad asked a question

The gf

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>all the autismos going mental with thread specifications.

well, tackle one thing at a time
get educated
find a job
Get a family

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find a hostage situation, swap places with a hostage and literally an hero

go to london or go abroad.

The crypto gf

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poo wank fart willy

5 days off toil from thursday afternoon desu

why do you not just post the image instead?

Be tall, thin, and pretty, and you can wear anything you want. People will think “avant garde” instead of “sweaty autist”

you've been warned

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she's 14, lad. pls delete.

what are you sniffing? her feet aren't showing

just had a lovely wank

two weeks off here
(school teacher)

there doesnt need to be an edition you mong. The thread creator has 100% artistic freedom

How do I become "chad"

the state of some women on the high street. so many of them are 4 ft amorphous blobs. astonishing to think a lot of them could have looked like at some point in their lives

>MAKIN' MA WAY DOWNTOWN

>SUCKIN' DICK

>LICKIN' BALLS

>I'M A NIGGER

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

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>why would a person not want to save that particular image

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see lanky softboy autists all the time
they still look like autists though

me in my levi's jacket
i go from cowboy to punk rocker

Tell me about Bristol

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Hate absolutely everything I've done in my life so far. Think I need a radical change.

what's an Indian Chad name?
Kunal? Virat?

Imagine the look on everyone's face when it is announced that the brown and muslim people will not be drafted for the coming war.

poo`

it's not a shithole

second best city in the country

join the alt-right and fight for the white race, lad

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don't embarrass yourself on an anonymous imageboard

literally the best city in the uk

(me)
Any advice?

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Not sure what army you're thinking of, but ours is very tolerant

looks mighty peng ngl

>£25 for for a peak of arse

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business idea: 'cide by 'hol 'oisoning

Rahul
Akash

might get myself some of this

what is bath

flatmate's sister married a pajeet
don't think i can look him in the eyes any more

never been

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why does the saffer write "lad" after all of his posts

get a grip mate you ain't british you ain't ever gonna be

On KC the Britons said it was full of cucks and had the most niggers outside of London. It seems like a beautiful place tho

Christ
Thankfully leftist are just bullied here and regarded as mentally unsound so no one actually takes them seriously.

if he's a sikh then it's ok

Best building to jump off of?

>aisha's paypigs pay £25.00 for a sniff of a single image

meanwhile I pay only £5/month for early access to erotic hypnosis patreon content

these are fakes

nobody has ever paid rosy

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wish i had a teen girl babysitter when i was younger

My maternal grandmother is a Brit. By British law I'm a Brit. I identify as a Brit, not an Afrikaner.

can't wait for my next student loan to come in

>Aisha
Lad...

Does he have another sister? Asking for a flatmate

>ain't
stop appropriating my culture sweety

*WRAU-WRAA-WRA WRAU* i am a nigger slave
*WRAU-WRAA-WRA WRAU* i play the blues and rape
*WRAU-WRAA-WRA WRAU* sweet lordy lord slave
*WRAU-WRAA-WRA WRAU* i can do no civilization-upholding yeah mama

watching fairly odd parents as a kid made me hate them to be honest

and soyboy names?

that was not aisha/ aishas not a whore

this
good post

I've forgotten my own name.

South africa was a mistake

fug I meant rosie

I hate it when people get their names mixed up as well HATE IT

might delete my post now

Empire State dipped in ocean

its alright yeah

Labour HQ, wearing a jewish skullcap

That channel 4 documentary on MEND was a whole lot of nothing. Wonder what they did to enrage the media so much other than be slightly antisemetic on twitter.

pajeet family wanted them to buy a cow for the marriage, do sikhs do that?
wouldn't be alright either way

I should be sectioned but I'm scared.

what jacket? tell me it isnt a denim jacket or heaven forbid one with a shearling collar like everyone fucking wears

no woman you date will ever compare to that primary school teacher. you know the one.

>don't embarrass yourself on an anonymous imageboard
Why not? its anonymous I can do what i want


I LOVE PENIS I LOVE POO
PISS IN MY MOUTH AND I WILL LOVE YOU TOO
WITH A NIGGER DOWN MY THROAT AND I PAKI IN MY BUM
THIS IS MY IMPERSONATION OF YOUR MUM

Will do research and get back

> King Henry I named his son William Adelin (Ætheling)
> King Henry II's great grandmother was from the house of Wessex
> King Edward I was named after Edward the Confessor
hmm

black levi's trucker jacket

>neighbors have family from Greece over
>the girl has huge milkers, straight 8/10
>she messages me years later, she'll be studying in Rotterdam
>it's too far away for me so I don't bother with her
>she has a Pajeet bf now
fuck me

thanks, Rahul

nuclear war would have been at its peak worst potential in the mid 1980s
since then, the potential catastrophe of a nuclear war has gone significantly down since the US and Russia stripped down their warheads

have you even BEEN to london

it is a common part of the london dialect

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OH NO NO NO

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Are there cows in Europe?

your mom when she comes here

t Pajeet