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Picture I took whilst in germany edition

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extremely depressed at the moment lads

cara

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so weird whena ll the toilers come back and the tranquility of early morning/midday/early afternoon brit is suddenly ruined in a torrent of nonsense and regret from the toil spammers

>whilst

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what's up sweetie xx

janny's gonna have a fit

would like to be alive in 500 years
not sure i rate the current world

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youtu.be/5MIVvnQHxeM
is this good?

Watching some old The Chase.

youtube.com/watch?v=cinJDxLUsNY
kino choon about not killing yourself

almost put the marmite in the fridge
whoops haha

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just can't seem to do anything right. life is absolutely fucked and I don't think I'll ever be able to recover and accomplish what I want.

why are normie intellectuals incapable of reading Plato's dialogues? Do they have a damaged attention span or something? Sick of dealing with "philosophy majors" that have meme modern views on Plato's writings because they never read them themselves

*pompous classical music blasting*
*black and white montage of soldiers marching*
THEY TOLZ ME I'M ZA DREAMER
I THANK ZE GOTT I WAS

So this is Dave...

-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.

-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner

-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.

-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"

-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.

-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly

Some of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis.

Why did she leave us?

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woiii

hey skitzo u still at it lad?

Ah yes

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why can't you microwave raw chicken? it would cook wouldnt it?

think i forgot to feed the cat

had better do that now x
be back in a min

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no, this is good however

youtube.com/watch?v=VNM8Tg9pvDU

She's got a new twitter where she just shitposts. Very cute.

pretentious

first one is still cute

Nice try Dave

shitty brown hands typed this post

Think I might be Dave

S K I T Z O
K
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Dont take it so seriously just breakdown what you want in to simple goals that ultimately lead to your main goal

you can

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found madeleine mccann

schizo

you don't exist
I am the only conscious being

gfs asked me to do some dumb chastity thing for 1 week

i said okay to make her feel in control but ill be buggered if im actually going to stop masturbating for her aha x

How is it pretentious?

dave

Stay salty schitzo

(me)
Would appriciate any knowledge!

>gf

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Is abortion morally right?

skitzo vs dave fight inc take cover lads

overcooked the ol' rice again

When did Britishness become taboo in Britain?

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is THIS morally right?
*unzips*

this but unironically (you don't exist)

GRUG SCARE OF COMPUTER
COMPUTER MAKE 'CE AND TERORIST

GRUG SCARED GRUGGLET SEE CAVE DRAWING OF GRUGGINA NO DEER HIDE COVER HER

GRUG WANT GRUGGERMENT AND GRUGRESA MAY SMASH COMPUTER AND INTERNET

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how?

SINCE FUCKING LEFTIES REEEEEEEEEEE

>St petersburg
>Moscow

Is that it? Is there really only two places in the entirety of russia worth visiting?

dave

yes

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thoughs on albert Camus?

Please install extraflags. It make interacting a lot more enjoyable!
thanks for using it!

alri leo

rasheed

doesnt seem genuine
t. good judge of character

Remember that wave of british asian films/tv that came out in the early 2000s

Do wewuz african americans not realise that Egypt had Sudanese dynasties. SUDANESE. Pretty dislocated from West Africa (i.e. where they came from)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Ring

instagram.com/p/Bgo2-72BBSg/?taken-by=mattox future classic

yea

t.dave

Same way youre pretty dislocated from any african americans since you live in ireland

Only read The Stranger

Enjoyed it

classic skitzo post we got on our hands here lads

Americans don't get geography. Afro or not.

the cuckio meme?

only like .01% of african americans are wewuzzers

>The Stranger

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left it cooking too long
but actually meant undercooked wahey

dave

all me

jesus christ i come back from toil and you lads really are fully into this dave/skitzo gimmick haha i'm the original skitzo lads, I took the picture of that soyboy on the train with the macbook, I identified dave, it was all MEEEEE

Yeah but its a 'chon thing to complain about wewuzz'ers innit

I bet you didn't even read it in French you potatonigger

skitzo remember those pills that make you feel beter, might be time to take one of those again now xx

>d. the inclusion of measures that are effective at preventing use by non-human operators including algorithms

>tfw we'll have to solve captchas to wank

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Loves got the world in motion
And I know what we can do
Loves got the world in motion
And I can't believe it's true

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dave

Would hardly call it a wave. There was East is East and Bend it Like Beckham and that was it. Between them though they seemed to constitute an entire Year 9 RE curriculum though

>potatonigger

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Unless you're fluent in French you arent getting the full picture and would be better off reading it in your native tongue

god this is such pathetic, weak responses dave. step up your game

l thought EU citizens could live here without issue

l don't really know lol

i liked The Stranger / L'Etranger also

Does anyone know any similar books that aren't actual hefty philosophical tomes but nonetheless have some neat philosophy concepts inside them?

Devon mentioned

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just masturbated to belly button porn
surprisingly hot but then again my head is a little fucked i think

poo

post cunt tip.jpg

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Kalka_River

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genuinely have no idea what you're talking about

God burned down the shopping centre in Russia in revenge for their poisoning on our land

>post cunt tip.jpg

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Shut it schizo
But what else am I going to do with that GCSE French?

overly stylized without any philosophical substance

ffs I keep getting spawned into empty lobbies on bf1 and its really pissing me off

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