Picture I took whilst in germany edition
/brit/
extremely depressed at the moment lads
cara
so weird whena ll the toilers come back and the tranquility of early morning/midday/early afternoon brit is suddenly ruined in a torrent of nonsense and regret from the toil spammers
>whilst
what's up sweetie xx
janny's gonna have a fit
would like to be alive in 500 years
not sure i rate the current world
youtu.be
is this good?
Watching some old The Chase.
youtube.com
kino choon about not killing yourself
almost put the marmite in the fridge
whoops haha
just can't seem to do anything right. life is absolutely fucked and I don't think I'll ever be able to recover and accomplish what I want.
why are normie intellectuals incapable of reading Plato's dialogues? Do they have a damaged attention span or something? Sick of dealing with "philosophy majors" that have meme modern views on Plato's writings because they never read them themselves
*pompous classical music blasting*
*black and white montage of soldiers marching*
THEY TOLZ ME I'M ZA DREAMER
I THANK ZE GOTT I WAS
So this is Dave...
-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.
-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner
-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.
-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"
-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.
-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly
Some of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis.
Why did she leave us?
woiii
hey skitzo u still at it lad?
Ah yes
why can't you microwave raw chicken? it would cook wouldnt it?
think i forgot to feed the cat
had better do that now x
be back in a min
no, this is good however
She's got a new twitter where she just shitposts. Very cute.
pretentious
first one is still cute
Nice try Dave
shitty brown hands typed this post
Think I might be Dave
S K I T Z O
K
I
T
Z
O
Dont take it so seriously just breakdown what you want in to simple goals that ultimately lead to your main goal
you can
found madeleine mccann
schizo
you don't exist
I am the only conscious being
gfs asked me to do some dumb chastity thing for 1 week
i said okay to make her feel in control but ill be buggered if im actually going to stop masturbating for her aha x
How is it pretentious?
dave
Stay salty schitzo
(me)
Would appriciate any knowledge!
>gf
Is abortion morally right?
skitzo vs dave fight inc take cover lads
overcooked the ol' rice again
When did Britishness become taboo in Britain?
is THIS morally right?
*unzips*
this but unironically (you don't exist)
GRUG SCARE OF COMPUTER
COMPUTER MAKE 'CE AND TERORIST
GRUG SCARED GRUGGLET SEE CAVE DRAWING OF GRUGGINA NO DEER HIDE COVER HER
GRUG WANT GRUGGERMENT AND GRUGRESA MAY SMASH COMPUTER AND INTERNET
how?
SINCE FUCKING LEFTIES REEEEEEEEEEE
>St petersburg
>Moscow
Is that it? Is there really only two places in the entirety of russia worth visiting?
dave
yes
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thoughs on albert Camus?
Please install extraflags. It make interacting a lot more enjoyable!
thanks for using it!
alri leo
rasheed
doesnt seem genuine
t. good judge of character
Remember that wave of british asian films/tv that came out in the early 2000s
Do wewuz african americans not realise that Egypt had Sudanese dynasties. SUDANESE. Pretty dislocated from West Africa (i.e. where they came from)
instagram.com
yea
t.dave
Same way youre pretty dislocated from any african americans since you live in ireland
Only read The Stranger
Enjoyed it
classic skitzo post we got on our hands here lads
Americans don't get geography. Afro or not.
the cuckio meme?
only like .01% of african americans are wewuzzers
>The Stranger
left it cooking too long
but actually meant undercooked wahey
dave
all me
jesus christ i come back from toil and you lads really are fully into this dave/skitzo gimmick haha i'm the original skitzo lads, I took the picture of that soyboy on the train with the macbook, I identified dave, it was all MEEEEE
Yeah but its a 'chon thing to complain about wewuzz'ers innit
I bet you didn't even read it in French you potatonigger
skitzo remember those pills that make you feel beter, might be time to take one of those again now xx
>d. the inclusion of measures that are effective at preventing use by non-human operators including algorithms
>tfw we'll have to solve captchas to wank
Loves got the world in motion
And I know what we can do
Loves got the world in motion
And I can't believe it's true
dave
Would hardly call it a wave. There was East is East and Bend it Like Beckham and that was it. Between them though they seemed to constitute an entire Year 9 RE curriculum though
>potatonigger
Unless you're fluent in French you arent getting the full picture and would be better off reading it in your native tongue
god this is such pathetic, weak responses dave. step up your game
l thought EU citizens could live here without issue
l don't really know lol
i liked The Stranger / L'Etranger also
Does anyone know any similar books that aren't actual hefty philosophical tomes but nonetheless have some neat philosophy concepts inside them?
Devon mentioned
just masturbated to belly button porn
surprisingly hot but then again my head is a little fucked i think
poo
post cunt tip.jpg
genuinely have no idea what you're talking about
God burned down the shopping centre in Russia in revenge for their poisoning on our land
>post cunt tip.jpg
Shut it schizo
But what else am I going to do with that GCSE French?
overly stylized without any philosophical substance
ffs I keep getting spawned into empty lobbies on bf1 and its really pissing me off