Why are white men so hairy?

Why are white men so hairy?

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moar bears!

Why are gays always more attractive?

Because hair is for when it is cold outside.

Woof, I want em both

>leaf jealous because he has velcro for body hair

>North = cold temperatures = lack of sunlight
>Hair = warm = evolutionary benefit
>Light skin =absorb sunlight = evolutionary benefit

the one on the right is a jew bastard

Greeks and Italians are pretty damn hairy and they're Mediterranean.

Explain that BOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Because of the gay virus that makes you more attractive and gay.

It spreads through sex IIRC.

Shit's cold.

Why aren't east asians more hairy? I know the hair on their head is pretty thick, so maybe that was good enough.

I'm Lebanese and I must be the hairiest motherfucker around.

They evolved in very cold places during the last couple ice ages.
>gays always more attractive
sure kid

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Tell a female not to shave for a week.

>Greeks and Italians are pretty damn hairy and they're Mediterranean
They descend from Germanics, after waves and waves of shitskin conquest. Some northern traits still remain.

Why are they not hairy?

Blonde people can't grow body hair to save their lives.

But that's wrong. The hair is just blonde and blends in with white skin.

I think it's actually more of a southern European thing.

Northern Euros aren't very hairy.

Black people can be pretty damn hairy too.

Honestly, the hair is not a racial issue.

Jesus

Christ

What if I'm white and not hairy tho?

Did I evolve wrong?

Nothing evolves

No dummy, it's just lighter in color and not as obvious.

Greeks and iTALIANS are NOT white!!

They are honey-caramel and olive.

Are all the sand-folk in arabia hairy?

To live in cold environments

Gay males are 50% less likely to be overweight or obese than heterosexuals,

Here's a typical American heterosexual male.

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Rly rly makes my penis think...

You're welcome.

>this has been age restricted
Here's an uncensored isis video instead

If only we could save homos from the lgbt pill being force fed to them...

Based

They spend more time on their personal appearance because they're more feminine than straight men.

tpbp

Or they have a gene that makes them have feminine features but in male form. Like pic related

Oh because that explains OPs pic.

You're on the right track though, gay guys care far more for their appearance but typically like varying extremes of masculinity or femininity.

Because gay males act similar to women. They go the extra mile, like women do, to get a "mate" with makeup, diets, and working out.

It wasn't long ago that the same efforts were undertaking for heterosexual relationships, I'm taking like 1700 - 1800s. What changed do you think?

Girls with dyed hair and natural eyebrows are hot.

Ha, you realize humans lost their hair because of parasites right?

We were just cleaner.

He's talking out his arse so i wouldnt worry

MOAR

Native Africans have almost no androgenic hair, even less than East Asians. The reason you see some hairy blacks in the US is due to admixture.

>Did I evolve wrong?

No user, your entire family lineage evolved wrong. It is an evolutionary miracle that your line has lasted so long, but fortunately it will end with you.

Here are some good documentaries and trailers on the gays

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>Lebanese sandnigger
>white

>people gave richard shit for this
Milo brags about fucking black men but has never been photographed being sexual with one. Let's face it, fags fuck their own kind. Gay guys aren't out there burning coal like the typical American woman. Men need to stick together, including men that like gay buttsex.

I always wanted to try ice cream like that.

Femanon here...guys who remove their chest hair are faggots. I like a man with chest hair.

Thanks user, its funny I had the same questions and the group I ended up idolising and growing into was Sup Forums

How bad did I fuck up?

These are all the non lewds I have. Some Hans user showered me with these here a couple months back and my boner misses him.

What did he mean by this?
The best documentary on gays
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We're bog people, need early warning system for mosquitos.
Also it's warm.

Nothing wrong with it.

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hairlessness is a mistake

He's been posting for so long, he said said he would mount my boipucci which was a nice accolade.

what a cutie. wish I had a BF like that

Mind if I save that?

Don't worry, we'll tell you what you like and don't like.

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Maybe someday my chest will be as hairy as theirs. Mine has a decent amount of hair but I'd like it to be hairier. My arms are like the amazonian jungle though.

Feels great being a hairy man.

Hnnnnnnnng

That body is literally perfect

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Ha

I know, hope he doesn't mind me whoring these out here. This is the last one. u.pomf.is/fdbxwm.jpg

You guys are dumb gay men take better care of their appearance to get more dick. Men are more into what is hot looking.

you guys are fucking faggots holy shit

consider executing yourselves niggers

>:^)
He whores himself out on the regular, I think he'll appreciate the attention.

Also I wish we could have a regular gaygen, Sup Forums gay posters are the best posters.

Stop devaluing the market.

I believe the gays say "delicious", not "hot"

Porn material desu

>Tfw fuckbuddy has a cut dick

Probably because they're 95% more likely to have aids which is a pretty good cure for obesity.

because my freedoms

now fuck off

Yeah that'd be nice, but it's nice having a random swarm in a thread and pissing everyone off.

testosterone

This is the truth
Body hair removal is for men trying to look like 11 year old boys(ie: Greek ideal for butt fucking)

Being attracted to the same sex, I think we kinda see each other as competition so we put more effort into personal appearance.
I love that line from It's Always Sunny.
>"You're not gay, you're just really, really vain"

Did he shave his obliques?

My body hair is all fucked up

>torso has nothing but some half inch nipple hairs
>crotch, legs, and ass look like a Turk mated with a sasquatch

I don't like it

I think nipple hair is inescapable. Underarm hair too, but that's welcomed no matter what.
Now back hair though, that's nasty.

>mfw fags make fun of me in the gym for having hairy legs

I want shaved leg numales to stop hurting my feeling please I can't handle this abuse.

Turkish rapebabies

Other races are hairy because you are bred with dogs. Also how hair tends to look shorter because it's curly. When my hair is braided or in dreds it goes down to my back.

>tfw she asks if you have chest hair
>she reaches down shirt and pulls hard

It's the universal "I want you to plow me right now."

I even got to cuck a nu male this way.

Because they're mansluts who don't have any masculine hobbies.

>If anyone falls for this I'll leave there is no hope left.

do tell

>be me 6 months ago
>go to nu male kick back for drinks
>his wife is a 8/10 with a perfect body
>he's a hairless manlet, just everything gay etcetc
>end up drinking and talking with her all night
>gets flirty and suggestive
>hair on chest comes up and she can't stop pulling it and I mean hard

About 15 or so fuck sessions and a couple bjs later over a month ensue.
It wasn't the first time this chest hair thing has came up either, with other girls, mind you I'm not even that hairy.

did you get her pregnant?

I thought I did but she assures me she's not. I haven't looked back since so who knows.

It means that your testosterone has been stunted by environmental factors.

i wonder if he knows

that's hot

How to get a bottom Nazi bf ? (Or at least a Sup Forums lack with no ties to the lgbt community)

checked

Obviously you cucked him with triples

Do you think he would think it's hot?That's awkward.

A-user was I rused for their cuck porn?

>tfw TOO hairy
>tfw chest hair always sticks out of shirt collars unless I push them back in
>tfw ass and asshole is basically a sweaty forest
>tfw only 21 and am already starting to get back hair
>tfw only going to get hairier

I wouldn't mind really but a lot of American girls hate hairiness more than they do uncut dicks

That's what I get for having Greek/Armenian genes

You ever heard of 10/10 manly gays m8?

>>tfw ass and asshole is basically a sweaty forest
tfw have to trim my butt hair or else my tp budget would be through the roof
>>tfw only 21 and am already starting to get back hair
>>tfw only going to get hairier

This is the same bunch of images a gay german guy uses, it's definitely not the user.
Stop being so thirsty you virgins