You wake up 15 years ago

>you wake up 15 years ago

>get shot

>Kill moot before he makes this death trap of a site

I'm 6 years old.
I'm 6 years old and 9/11 happens.

Do nothing
No agency would believe me
Watch shit happen again
Get taken by CIA for questioning
Never be heard from again

>interesting

I spam things like "crashing this plane....with no survivors!!!" all over the Internet so everyone is freaked out the next week. Then 11 years later, while watching TDKR they'll be fucking terrified.

I was still a stupid highschool kid when those towers came down. Two years later I was screaming in a foxhole in iraq. Fuck you George bush

I was 11 years old when it happened.

this

Invest into twitter, facebook and instagram and jewtube

Have breakfast at the Windows of the World restaurant.

>Sup Forums was created 15 years ago

I found the newfags. Shit has been around since the 90s newfriends

Sorry 'bout that:(

Buy the best camcorder, go on a rooftop and get a dope angle of the impact. Sell footage for mad monies. Never forget.

I was a sophomore at that time. I just fingered my first grill. Little did I know that was the only action that I would get til I paid for it on my 21st birthday.

> invest in apple

All else is fruitless

I'd go warn people about the earthquake in India that killed tens of thousands. Fuck 911

>facebook
>Not knowing when facebook made their stocks public it was a pump and dump scheme that so many fucking retards fell for

Find those mudslimes

>fly over to the states
>dress up as a homeless guy
>parade all around the twin towers holding "BUSH DID 9/11!!!" sign
>try to bail out of the country afterwards and invest in to apple

Easy.

i'd watch to see if it was a hologram or not

Nah it's my fault. Shouldn't have fallen for the Pearl Harbor 2 meme

Party hard..

Excellent gif, user. New? I like the way Pepe never stops smiling.

>he wasn't on the bbs boards on usenet back in the day
Sup Forums was only disgusting anime nerds and pedos in the 90s anyways :^)

dress up as a jew and "predict" it and dance in the streets

>Sup Forums was only disgusting anime nerds
>Posts an anime pic as he says this

So which fagbook friend told you about this site kid?

wake me up when september ends

>wake up 15 years ago
>brother didnt go to iraq yet
>he probably drove me to school that day

Fug

you need special earrings for that

>Create YouTube and cash in on people uploading their 9/11 footage

I call up the owner(s) of the WTC and tell them to just kick everybody out before they decide to demolish it and that it's not worth the thousands of people who will die. I know they want to save shekels and not go through calling every single business in the WTC and telling them they're demolishing the building but jesus fuck, come on guys, don't pull a false flag terrorist attack just because the WTC is an eyesore on the skyline!

Maybe also tell them to demolish it in a more conventional way and spare the """creativity"""

psssh pls

I've been here all summer kiddo

Or alternatively, beg my grandpa to not go to work that day...

Islam is a footnote on the ass of society. I don't give a fuck about sand niggers cuz I'm playing Pokemon and watching Johnny Bravo.

Yeah.

>not knowing that Sup Forums started with moot's grandpa ham radio club back in the 60's

wow user thats a high quality pepe you got there, do you mind if i save it?

All summer you say? Damn, didnt realize I was talking to an oldfag

Hijack the Hijackers and false flag as Israel

NYC was still good. Fuck, I went their last year to visit my grandparents and the shit was just cringy as fuck, average male height was 5'7. Everyone was a clone... great food though.

call in a bomb threat to all the flights

Maybe someone did that and that's why some (((workers))) didn't show up and the owners had a huge insurance policy.

>great food though
Good goy, that 4 dollar slice of pizza is good for you and that 10 dollar glass of orange juice gives you life but you need to spend more, dont be a cheap goy.

Kill the internet before it gains any real traction.

Call a fake bomb threat at the twin towers

Invest in bitcoin.

>i wake up

Already not into it lad.

I'm 12 years old and what is this

but then Lucky Larry wouldn't get his sheckels

>its been 15 years already

Bet all my money on the towers crashing

>its been 15 years
>i dont think there is a single day 9/11 isn't brought up

>not knowing about moots great grandpa and his carrier pigeons.

Just leave by 8:45 is all.

I went there with my parents as a kid in the 80s. I have dim memories of the views, which were astonishing of course, and of the general 70s ambiance. A lot of brown and gold. I was nervous the whole time. I hate heights and I hated those buildings. The first time we went to NYC I refused to enter them and insisted on going to a bookstore nearby instead. The second visit my parents forced me, pretty much. I don't recall the food at all, strangely.

Still and all, I can't read about 9/11 without having a meltdown. It's probably because since I'm both agoraphobic AND claustrophobic I find the idea of being trapped in those shithole high-rises under those circumstances, knowing I am going to die no matter what, so utterly horrifying that it's unbearable to contemplate what it would have felt like.

>saving pooinloos

You poor misguided soul.

>Let 9/11 happen
>Reveal Osama Bin Laden's hideout
>Get 25 million dollars

wait 9 years and buy a shit ton of bitcoin

>Try to warn everyone about the towers
>Nobody believes you
>Towers fall
>Get arrested almost immediately
>Spend enough time in the gulag that you can warn yourself not to go into the past to warn everyone about the towers
>Future (Past) self doesn't believe you

Or

>Pull out your wallet
>Spend inflated 2016 money in deflated 2001
>???
>

>USA invades Denmark in 2003

Underrated

You could book a ticket on one of the flights and then rally the people.

You said you'd never forget...

Do you have more of these? These are hilarious.

Not at all.

I'd buy gold and silver back when It was cheap

I never forgot that no plane hit WTC7.

invest in halliburton ? your not giving us much time to take down the people responsible and they are spread out

Yeah, except an earthquake is always coming.

9/11 you can name names.

I invest in Haliburton

>government thinks that you somehow got access to their confidential plans
>get sent to CIA rape dungeon for the rest of your life, before you can fly away

Kill myself at a young age so nobody would remember me by now

jack off

I'd buy stock in Amazon and Apple

>Implying moots great great great great grandfather to the 60th power did not use the light of fire from other tribes a means of communication.

>record footage of planes striking the towers with my smartphone
>now there's better footage of it

I'd be bored for 15 years waiting for September 2016 to roll back around for some fresh happenings.

Looks like Lucky Larry is about to earn his namesake.

>implying the creator of Moot's great great great great grandfather to the 60th power wasn't God

does this mean Moot is Jesus? Is meme magic simply the work of God?

Yeah, being a 9/11 victim would have been an unenviable demise.

Being a kid again sucks dick
But hey! I get to see non-degenerate women, the dying Carona of based '98/'99, and get to live in an American where whites aren't being marginalized and told they don't deserve the country they own , operate, and built

>Fuck you George bush
Go put a round through your skull pussy bluepill fuck
Have some balls and open your eyes

>Silver was cheap in the 2000's
No it wasn't you stupid cuck
H.L. Hunt's son's crashed the silver market with all the cloute and money they had left when the Jews tried to crash their business empire and steal their fortune and it has never recovered. Been like that since the 70's

>Go back in time with purpose of stopping 9/11
>Wake up
>8 years old, 3rd grade
>Go to first day of school
>Promptly forget about purpose of going back in time because I'm 8 years old and no longer comprehend it.
>Think about Pokemon all day.
>9/11 happens next week
>OH SHIT THAT'S WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO STOP
>Freak out about it, parents think I've gone insane
My bad guys.

>voluntarily served his country
>pussy bluepill fuck

Gas yourself

>being a kid sucks

come on man you know you'd take the ride again, plus you have all the knowledge of future habbenins

>Moot is Jesus
well they're both jews

This; I myself was 4 at the time, so I'd have been even less effective.

I mean, of course the most famous and influential figure in history was a Jew.

Seems like your fault for volunteering

I'm 15 years old.

I realize all I can do is call in a bomb threat to the WTC that morning

> don't know the flight numbers or airports
> don't know the terrorists names
> no adult would believe anything I say

I could try going to the FBI but I probably wouldn't get through to anyone

well these damn towers are certainly not the first thing Ill remember
in fact they can stay gone better that way

>try and warn the authorities
>get arrested and silenced because 9/11 is supposed to happen

>Volunteer
>Cry like a bitch and blame others when it doesn't turn out like you expected
Only bluepill faggots do that
I posted that image for a reason cunt
>plus you have all the knowledge of future habbenins
All life is better sweet when you know the grim future that is to come and that all of it means nothing
I would win 3-7 Powerballs and then fuck off innawoods after 2007 then meet my current gf at the same time and place except with several million to my name instead of the $120 I currently have
Then fuck right back off to the woods with her
Wait for he world to burn

>9/11 will never not have happened

I impress the locals with my iphone and tell them I'm a time travler. Also, don't mention 9/11 until minuets before it happens for lulz.

Definitely seems like 15 years.

You must be old

/11 will never not have happened
somewhere out there... there's an alternate universe where 9/11 didnt happen...

>you will never live in that one

Just imagine Sup Forums if 9/11 happened today.

It would be insane