>you wake up to this
what do?
You wake up to this
>Germany right next to Russia's strategic interests
oh boy
FUG :D
>Belgium
OH NO
>Literally the worst shithole in Europe
WHY
so romans were nordic all along
>belgium
>country
Please, can we try a little harder?
Can't complain
I love Estonia
l-looks good
Am I in Italy now?
Or am I albanian?
Both would be fine desu
Hmm
nothing new
>greecetugal
"Wtf dude why the hell Crimea is German now damn i hope they'll at least sell krauts and good beer in there".
you're in italy, albania is latvia
Well, it looks like Eastern Europe will be a slightly better place.
Rejoice because I don't have to neighbor Spain and Italy anymore
Maybe not, beucase the biggest migrant haven in G*ayrope will be right next to our borders.
I'm ok with this
>i am now a continental
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Please make it happen.
>Tfw you will never live in the mountains herding sheep and skiing while not having to worry about getting annexed
>You will never live next to the Mediterranean
>You will never live in a geographically and culturally greatest place in the world
> You will never be one of the god's chosen people, a perfect mix of Slavic, Germanic and Med culture - A Slovenian.
Kill me now
confy
you were always a continental
>From surrounded by the sea, to no sea at all.
Fuck me.
At least we can still be buddies :^)
I am greek
Its a good thing we are not on this map.
>still neighbor belgium and uk
>no more italy and spain
shame about germany though
Gun boats in the med sinking all the niggers trying to make it to Europe
Great, bad thing it's only a fantasy.
does this mean that we have sea acces?
Yay, free oil!
holy shit I didn't notice that netherlands took shitaly's place this is fucking great please let this be real
Based france doesn't change for anybody
lolno, britcucks would build a bridge, also nice to be with Italy
Wow, it's fucking nothing
why u like us so?
WE PIZZA NOW
the dutch i've met were nice and civilized unlike shitalians also i like your history and had a great visiting family in leiden
*great time
Based russia
>we rich now
>massive border with italian bros
>a smaller border with polebros
The weather will be depressing but its ok
Finally we would border friends.
I like your history and culture as well mon ami
enjoy the sun
I don't like the neighbours too much, though
then we'll probably become enemies
we wuz macaroni n shiet
This is what we goddamn deserve alright
I fucking wish
Hungary could actually get unfucked with the geopolitical anxiety gone
Also no fencebuilders looking to become fucking theocrats
Build the wall. Set mine fields in front of it. Man the towers with soldiers ordered to shoot anything that approaches. If we're getting swarmed where we are now, imagine how bad it would get in southern Europe, surrounded by shitskins on every side.
Looks really comfy, the neighbors are great too.
Fuck yeah!
>poland and germany get the longest borders with russia in europe
like pottery
i dont want to be even more brown
Not care
>nice weather
>only a few hours drive to go see live Tupac concerts
yh ok i'll take it
it's okay i guess
Rejoice I'm still in the greatest country in the world then go invade Britain. No more see between us, you cowards.
t. French travelling
Fugg I live somewhere colder now
Enjoy the rest of my life, what else
FYROM makes sense LMAOOOO
I would still want to go to Norway also
>yell from the top of my lungs "ooOOOo KURWA" on a crowded street at the rush hour
>everyone starts clapping and cheering Kurwa back to me
Is it cold in Slovakia? I love warmth, late Spring and sunny days.
Spain is gorgeous, only downside to it is being on the continent and not being an island. At least our neighbours are good though.
Goddamnit! Now I have to go trought three countries to get cheap beer from Estonia.
At least Sweden is far away and I feel kinda comfortable when the bear is not right next to me. (──)
ebin xDD
get fugged :DDD
t. cheapskate
would never expect it from you desu
I don't understand this
can someone explain to a brainlet?
You'll still have a lot of mountains, and you don't wont have warm Mediterranean summers anymore
user, I have some bad news
Don't give a shit about Europe
Take european populations
And european landmasses
Rank the landmasses from largest to smallest, and pops from largest to smallest
Pair largest landmasses with largest pops, etc
Austria literally perfect confirmed once again
Time to polder the boot so it has spurs to promote the spaghetti westerns.
Finland? a little cold, but I think we can get comfy
>Gets invaded by Russia
Cocks...
Gaysex...
Anime...
no thanks
you always say that Ukrainians are Turkic, so now you'd be living next to Turks instead ;^)
We love you too, retarded cousin
Build dikes high enough to prevent any refugee from coming in our country while eating pizza.
Its as close to an island as it could get tho, just fill the free spots on the pyrennes with a nice wall and you are done
based
>If the largest European countries had the biggest population
I don't understand this map, please rephrase it for me
most people = most land, least people = least land
>cuddling with italy
comfy
Visit Czech
Do Poles become cute gay boys by living in Finn territory? If yes then it's perfect.
> European
> Russia
oh okay thank
yeh, fuck Switzerland
nope, now you live in belarus
>bordering portugal, greece, bulgaria, kosovo and turkey
dios mios.................
I have a sauna now
I love it
REMOBE GEBAB :DDDDD
indeed brother, this is like a nightmare scenario
Yup, it would be more diffcult to take Crimea from Germany and people who lives there will refuse join Russia.