You wake up to this

>you wake up to this
what do?

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>Germany right next to Russia's strategic interests
oh boy

FUG :D

>Belgium

OH NO

>Literally the worst shithole in Europe
WHY

so romans were nordic all along

>belgium
>country

Please, can we try a little harder?

Can't complain

I love Estonia

l-looks good

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Am I in Italy now?
Or am I albanian?

Both would be fine desu

Hmm

nothing new

>greecetugal

"Wtf dude why the hell Crimea is German now damn i hope they'll at least sell krauts and good beer in there".

you're in italy, albania is latvia

Well, it looks like Eastern Europe will be a slightly better place.

Rejoice because I don't have to neighbor Spain and Italy anymore

Maybe not, beucase the biggest migrant haven in G*ayrope will be right next to our borders.

I'm ok with this

>i am now a continental
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Please make it happen.
>Tfw you will never live in the mountains herding sheep and skiing while not having to worry about getting annexed
>You will never live next to the Mediterranean
>You will never live in a geographically and culturally greatest place in the world
> You will never be one of the god's chosen people, a perfect mix of Slavic, Germanic and Med culture - A Slovenian.
Kill me now

confy

you were always a continental

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>From surrounded by the sea, to no sea at all.
Fuck me.

At least we can still be buddies :^)

I am greek

Its a good thing we are not on this map.

>still neighbor belgium and uk
>no more italy and spain
shame about germany though

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Gun boats in the med sinking all the niggers trying to make it to Europe

Great, bad thing it's only a fantasy.

does this mean that we have sea acces?

Yay, free oil!

holy shit I didn't notice that netherlands took shitaly's place this is fucking great please let this be real

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Based france doesn't change for anybody

lolno, britcucks would build a bridge, also nice to be with Italy

Wow, it's fucking nothing

why u like us so?

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WE PIZZA NOW

the dutch i've met were nice and civilized unlike shitalians also i like your history and had a great visiting family in leiden

*great time

Based russia

>we rich now
>massive border with italian bros
>a smaller border with polebros
The weather will be depressing but its ok

Finally we would border friends.

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I like your history and culture as well mon ami

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enjoy the sun

I don't like the neighbours too much, though

then we'll probably become enemies

we wuz macaroni n shiet

This is what we goddamn deserve alright

I fucking wish
Hungary could actually get unfucked with the geopolitical anxiety gone
Also no fencebuilders looking to become fucking theocrats

Build the wall. Set mine fields in front of it. Man the towers with soldiers ordered to shoot anything that approaches. If we're getting swarmed where we are now, imagine how bad it would get in southern Europe, surrounded by shitskins on every side.

Looks really comfy, the neighbors are great too.

Fuck yeah!

>poland and germany get the longest borders with russia in europe
like pottery

i dont want to be even more brown

Not care

>nice weather
>only a few hours drive to go see live Tupac concerts

yh ok i'll take it

it's okay i guess

Rejoice I'm still in the greatest country in the world then go invade Britain. No more see between us, you cowards.

t. French travelling

Fugg I live somewhere colder now

Enjoy the rest of my life, what else

FYROM makes sense LMAOOOO

I would still want to go to Norway also

>yell from the top of my lungs "ooOOOo KURWA" on a crowded street at the rush hour
>everyone starts clapping and cheering Kurwa back to me

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Is it cold in Slovakia? I love warmth, late Spring and sunny days.

Spain is gorgeous, only downside to it is being on the continent and not being an island. At least our neighbours are good though.

Goddamnit! Now I have to go trought three countries to get cheap beer from Estonia.

At least Sweden is far away and I feel kinda comfortable when the bear is not right next to me. (──)

ebin xDD
get fugged :DDD

t. cheapskate

would never expect it from you desu

I don't understand this
can someone explain to a brainlet?

You'll still have a lot of mountains, and you don't wont have warm Mediterranean summers anymore

user, I have some bad news

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Don't give a shit about Europe

Take european populations

And european landmasses

Rank the landmasses from largest to smallest, and pops from largest to smallest

Pair largest landmasses with largest pops, etc

Austria literally perfect confirmed once again

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Time to polder the boot so it has spurs to promote the spaghetti westerns.

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Finland? a little cold, but I think we can get comfy
>Gets invaded by Russia

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Cocks...
Gaysex...
Anime...

no thanks

you always say that Ukrainians are Turkic, so now you'd be living next to Turks instead ;^)

We love you too, retarded cousin

Build dikes high enough to prevent any refugee from coming in our country while eating pizza.

Its as close to an island as it could get tho, just fill the free spots on the pyrennes with a nice wall and you are done

based

>If the largest European countries had the biggest population
I don't understand this map, please rephrase it for me

most people = most land, least people = least land

>cuddling with italy
comfy

Visit Czech

Do Poles become cute gay boys by living in Finn territory? If yes then it's perfect.

> European
> Russia

oh okay thank

yeh, fuck Switzerland

nope, now you live in belarus

>bordering portugal, greece, bulgaria, kosovo and turkey
dios mios.................

I have a sauna now
I love it

REMOBE GEBAB :DDDDD

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indeed brother, this is like a nightmare scenario

Yup, it would be more diffcult to take Crimea from Germany and people who lives there will refuse join Russia.