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Dancing in the Moonlight edition

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Just got out of bed, feels good

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lazybones
but I guess you aren't as bad as the rest of the crew

I need to buy coffee but I can't be bothered walking to the supermarket

>lazybones
No u

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>but I can't be bothered walking to the supermarket
now THIS is peak lazybones

Shut up, I don't want to go outside

It's not even cold out today
Are you still wearing your PJ's or something?

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I'm wearing my dressing gown, although I might still do a quick dash

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>I'm wearing my dressing gown, although I might still do a quick dash
wow, pervert
you should still do it

Yeah nah, probably won't

I might just get dressed instead

>I might just get dressed instead
I call dibs on your dressing gown

My dressing gown is too big for me so it may fit you, unfortunately for me

>unfortunately for me
hehe
Sounds good

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No baka
I need my dressing gown

I'll wear you whilst you wear your gown.
We'll both be happy that way

How does that even work?
How would you wear me?

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I don't know
I'll make it work
carry you around or something

That sounds rather humiliating for me, being carried around like a child

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>That sounds rather humiliating for me, being carried around like a child
Exactly, I bet you would love it.

n-no....

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Yes

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Good morning everyone.

Maybe
Good morning mate

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'mornin

Considering going for a kebab right now...

Kinda drunk but only beer so not drunk enough.

I'm on easter vacay

do yall celebrate easter where yalls from?

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Celebrating Easter is Haram

Thread theme song.

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wtf
my bed frame literally just broke when I got in for a nap

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OMG.

I WAS AWAKE I WAS JUST BUSY OK?

Might be time to get a new bed then

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It's not my bloody bed, it belongs to the uni
Though it looks pretty old and all the screws were loose when I took my mattress off so I think it's just worn away.
I mean I just sat down and the wood broke apart.

im very happy that my bed is still intact c:

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FUCK
YOU

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some of easter is public holidays ye

cute

Will they replace it or will you be sleeping on the floor from now on?

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I don't have a bed frame on my bed.

ayy met a friend while out getting a kebab ay grabbed a ciggie with him too it was chill ay

Do yall kiwis also go out skiing and eating oranges in the mountain? We do

a lot

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I managed to somewhat fix it
The wood is still all broken but I managed to balance it so it's horizontal.
If I can't get it to work I'll complain to them. I'll probably still report that it's damaged to them so they can't try cuck me.

>Do yall kiwis also go out skiing and eating oranges in the mountain? We do
no
we dont

Neither
You could sleep on the floor in your sleeping bag, it'd be like a fun camping trip

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wtf wrong wid yall

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>You could sleep on the floor in your sleeping bag
I'd rather not, I'll just sneak into your house and sleep on your sofa every night.

A lot of things really

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I don't think my sofa would be big enough, your legs and neck would hang off the edge

oh
maybe I'll just sleep under your bed then

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Okay, there's not much room but you can try

its ok, ive managed to trick people into liking me

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Wtf it's raining
I have to walk home in the rain now

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wow
it's raining here too
Weird how that happens

Just made it home, my shirt is saturated and my shoes are full of water

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>my shirt is saturated
l-lewd
I bet your body is all cold and tingly

A bit, I've just taken my wet clothes off and am about to hop in a shower

>Y*nk is having a skype call in the living room
For what possible fucking reason, why don't you use your fucking room ever instead of doing everything in the public area.
I don't understand, why would you want other people to see everything you are doing.

>I've just taken my wet clothes off
w-woah

Maybe the living room is just more comfortable
Why is that woah?
Am I supposed to keep my wet clothes on?

>Maybe the living room is just more comfortable
Still fucking annoying, I''m trying to reheat fried rice here I don't want to listen to your gay ass skype call.

>Why is that woah?
It was meant to be a lewd exclaimation
>Am I supposed to keep my wet clothes on?
No! Please take them off, preferably in front of me

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Human bodies are pretty bloody crazy sometimes

>orgasm from feet
Sounds like something I would do

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AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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L A Z Y B O N E S

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I know....
There is no denying it now.

I'mma big lazybones....

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It's ok, I just had a nap too

You may be a lazybones... but you are MY lazybones

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I have to cook dinner but i want another nanna nap

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I already cooked dinner and now I'm laying on my bed, might have a nap

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Jealous

takes one to know one :>

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No u

Oh I know, I can spot a fellow lazybones in an instant.
What did ya have for dinner?

I had curry
How bout you, did you have a nice breakfast?

i have awoken
i wanna make breakfast, but bed is 3comfy

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morning

I haven't had breakfast yet, I'll make something soon I guess.
Good morning Bunny.
Sleep well?

rare picture of chalmers
and im gonna eat it

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I can nearly see ya little toes.

pervert

wtf stop
I want to eat Chalmers

Morning
If only you had a wife that could make you a nice breakfast
I don't get it
But nice numbers

i have big feet
t. shoe size 45

cant stop wont stop

>pervert
No u
>If only you had a wife that could make you a nice breakfast
Thats a good idea actually, I'd like a nice cooked breakfast.
You know what they say about people with big shoes?

>You know what they say about people with big shoes?
They have big feet?

LIECHTY GET ON STEAM PLS

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FUCK
Fucked it, was meant to be big feet not big shoes...
Fucked it right up.

chch is a pervert again

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What do they say about people with big feet then?

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>Thats a good idea actually, I'd like a nice cooked breakfast
I refuse to cook a good breakfast for my lazybones husband!

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Cook the man some fucking eggs bitch!
Hmmm....

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What DO they say?

Lies and slander

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But she told us she was pure....
I think something is going on here.
They gotta big ol' dick.

Nah it was meant to be big shoes, but it was a fucking train wreck from start to finish.

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he's just teasing, im not a pervert

eat all the eggs

>What DO they say?
The bigger the feet the longer the dick

i go work now. Can i get some (you)’s to get me trough the day
and tell the tartar i said hi

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Have a good day Bunny.

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