Time for "we wrote a shitty book so now we're just gonna pretend it's satirical" - the storytime

Time for "we wrote a shitty book so now we're just gonna pretend it's satirical" - the storytime.

Seriously, this is fucking terrible.

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This page gave me a nosebleed.

Even if the writing is bad, at least the pictures are pretty.

Bennett is only good in writing LGBT and creator-owned characters.

God the art is gorgeous but the writing. Ooh the writing...

>fucking homonyms!

Okay, that actually made me laugh

I hope you are just samefag-bumping with your crap taste OP. This book is terrific!

t. Bennett

>Implying we are OP
kys retard

How the hell could a character as brilliant as Melody lay dormant and unused for SO LOOOOOONG! I needed this book in my life ages ago!

I shudder to imagine what this comic will be like with other people working on it.

t. butthurt

>I shudder to imagine what this comic will be like with other people working on it.
Good?

That's still a step down from "amazingly brilliant", which is what it is now.

This is absolute shit. This is a perfect example of modern comics.

Why is it so hard for other comics to have stuff lile this?

You missed your Flintstones thread by a bit.

Confirmed for OP.

I thought they were vampires now?

this art deserves a better colorist, the tones are so dry.

Eh, it's worth reading for free. Not a ringing endorsement...

Honestly if they'd done a series on the Afterlife with Archie Vampire Pussycats that could have been neat.

That was not a survivable bump.

>COMIC BOOK SCIENCE

So this is how I die, laughing.

Yeah, Bennett's weird and kind of dumb sense of humor doesn't work in a lot of other comics, but it works here.

Stfu OP, liking this so far.

HOT

Love the cover.

That's for the Archie zombie universe.

I like self awareness as much as the next guy but you can't have it be on nearly every page otherwise it gets annoying.

i wish women would stop writing comics

Ok this is sexy and super fun, why can't big two make comics like this?

Reminder that this is written by the worst writer of the Big 2. Not everyone's writing is built for capes.

Well, yes, quirky cute shenanigans are perfect for the Archie/Hanna Barbera universes, not so for the no-fun league at DC or quip central Marlel.
Even the young heroes are notthing but made-up drama nowadays.

(((You)))

I actually thought this was pretty funny.

I like art, but melody is the only salvageable part of the writing, the constant meta commentaries are really annoying.

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This was alright desu

I'm sick of meta humour.

Don't read it the book then sperglord.

>Don't read it the book then sperglord.
You am not write good

Melody needs to be dumber.

Mad thing at just and read don't getting quit it.
Deflection idiot, nice

How much dumber are we talking?

>everything gets a modern comic reboot but not Jabber Jaw

Me and my friends get no respect

What does scooby doo that we neglect?

All around better than Jem.

And now I want to actually buy this comic. I used to love Archie comics as a kid. This reminded me why. It's just plain old fun. Thanks, OP.

Time for "i have nothing better to do with my life than to illegally post a comic on a chinese cartoon image board and complain about it."

I loved the way Frank Doyle wrote Valerie. Which was pretty much the way he wrote Pepper, but anyway, the Deadpan Snarker is always good.