ITT: We discuss New Zealand Politics, News, Happenings and everything it means to be kiwi. Here we can laugh at aussies and the rest of the world in general Joshies allowed on the condition of posting a rare pepe
>Pic is looking at the summit of Mt Ruapehu, the North Island's highest peak and ski field
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We know you are the escape pod for the western elite and holywood when they crash us
Justin Hughes
Thanks dude, thread is always hard to get going
Pls no
Joshua Hall
Hollywood already owns you guys
Isaac Roberts
James Cameron is already here
Easton Wright
>that political party for chinks/poos.
FUCK OFF.
And foreigners on Sup Forums seen to think we're uncucked
Noah Wright
I'm bailing on this country too many Chinese might go to Singapore instead.
Nolan Brooks
What the fuck is a Joshie?
Also, greetings from burgerland. Have a complimentary bump.
Mason Sanders
Hes this annoying gay guy who shits up the pol and b NZ threads Announces his presence with >tfw no bf
Christian Reyes
How can we dissuade salty libtards from moving here when Trump wins?
We don't want them here because libtard burgers always end up in local politics, complaining about the lack of refugees or the lack of quotas of organic farming or some hipster bullshit. It's bloody infuriating.
Benjamin Rivera
Perhaps soon, when we eventually get round to telling the chinks and poos to fuck off they will cry >Das Raysis!!!!!11!11! And think we are Australia lite
Nathaniel Turner
Too late m8, we're full of chinks and pajeets already
Ian Ramirez
i am an american interested in the kiwi way of life can you red pill me on a couple topics.
taxes sjw's guns niggers maoris muscle cars, yeah i like V8s fuck me right
Jeremiah Harris
>taxes high
>sjw's present
>guns Common in rural areas.
>niggers Not many. If any.
>maoris See: Crime, Prisons.
Brayden Gutierrez
> NZ politics
Luke James
It's what decides how many chinks take your job and price you out of a house. I'd say it's important.
Blake Hill
bump, I actually don't know shit about politics in our country.
Ethan Diaz
>taxes Progressive income tax, probably a bit high by your standards. 33% is the highest marginal rate I think. We have a goods and services tax which is 15%. >sjws We have lots unfortunately >guns We have them but it's not easy to get semi autos. >niggers Not many yet but we have them, mostly somalis. >maoris some are shitbags, some are bro-tier, many have a chip on their shoulder. >muscle cars We have them but petrol is more expensive so your mileage may vary, kek.
Jaxon Sullivan
>Taxes GST is 15%. Taxes are higher than the US
>SJW's Not as badly infested as the US, but quickly taking hold. Remember, we only just got colour TV
>Guns Fairly easy to get hold of, but no nonsensical guns like fully automatic SMG's and such. Also mag size restrictions, I think 8 rounds? But you dont need them anyway, last time someone was shot was the Scott Macdonald case like 6 odd years ago, unless theres been anything more recent?
>Niggers Very few
>Maoris See any non-white indigenous. Also pic related
Leo Ortiz
Tell me about buddhist organization s in NZ
Austin Robinson
what name is that ski resort on OP's picture?
I'm freeskiier.
Lucas King
I don't live in Auckland anymore m8 kek
Colton Kelly
Looks like Turoa
Aaron Flores
Ruapehu.
Eli Sanchez
higher taxes are they done on an income scale and do you have deductions for things such as mortages, retirement, and medical. also what sort of services will I have access to that I wouldnt have in america because of the higher taxes?
guns. shot guns easy to get I would assume? bolt action rifle and handguns alittle harder i assume
niggers: the less the better
maoris: i keep hearing they are either bro tier or complete shit, can i get some first hand stories. what about maori girls, they down to smash with a fit white guy?
Brandon Campbell
annoying faggots that try sell books on the street
Aiden Nelson
*full autos. Semi is fine under 7 rounds per MAG and not pistol grip.
Dylan Scott
Don't you need a special endorsement for semis though? How difficult is that to get?
Brody Richardson
second this.
Andrew Long
Yes tax is scaled by income. Not too sure on firearms laws but pretty sure you can't possess one inside city limits, and definitely need a licence.
Maori, like all islanders, cannot hold their drink. If you meet them sober they can be pretty cool but if they invite you around for drinks someone is going to get stabbed
Hudson Cook
>Higher taxes You're not in the united nigger states\
>Guns Shotguns and bolt actions are extremely easy to get once you have your licence
>Maoris It's almost like they are a diverse set of people who have all had totally different upbringings, from "Whitey bad" to "Completely integrated into society and no different from Sam and John". However far too many of them possess a chip in their shoulder.
Jordan Butler
Most maori girls will fuck anything/one if they've had enough alcohol
Parker Ramirez
The standard gun license allows you to get semi auto. Also can get the guns with a thumb hole grip.
Samuel Anderson
I stand corrected then. I wouldn't mind getting an AR one day but they have a pistol grip.
Logan Jackson
Maori often act like they are niggas anyway. Girls can be okay.
Guns are easy to get. No full auto and no pistols without specific licence.
Tax is bracketed by income.
You get free public healthcare but it is shit. I can't honestly think what else.
Super is deducted from your pay. Separate than tax, look up kiwisaver to find out.
Uhh what else. It's an okay place to live. Left of centre govt. Very sjwish population though.
Cooper Edwards
what about house prices i have heard they are pretty high. thinking maybe somewhere rural but close enough to a city.
what about marijuana laws and medical pot?
Nicholas Martin
Here bro- pic related is nz legal.
Henry James
its pretty much just Auckland with fucked house prices as far as I'm aware Rural south island is dirt cheap
Weeds illegal but real easy to get
Carson Baker
Weed is illegal. A semi rural house near Auckland will still fetch over half a mill. Triple that if more than an acre of land/near a beach
Gavin Robinson
>taxes scaled according to income brackets, sometimes its worse getting a raise if you just pop over the next bracket. you do well, you pay hard to fund the degenerates.
>sjw's Main cultural import from America
>guns Quite common, along with every cunt and his dog accidentally shooting eachother when out hunting
>niggers hardly any, the ones that I've met are okay.
>maoris quickly turning into our version of the BLM crowd. Usually degenerate, some great through.
See also: Islanders, pajeets and chinks
Cooper Rogers
Houses are cheap for what you get.
David Cruz
Anywhere except for Auckland or queenstown is fine. Tbh if I was looking at a clean start in nz I wouldn't be looking at the north island.
Justin Bennett
they have a whole area in Wellington
Asher Ross
>a 180sqm house on a 200sqm section is worth 1.5 million all day
t. Nick Smith
Jacob Edwards
Except Auckland, where a million will get you a dingy old wooden hovel on a tiny section.
Henry Gomez
and i can have that on an AR style weapon?
Dylan Hughes
You're getting a house in fucking new Zealand which you're paying a small premium
Angel Bailey
i do really well with my investments, what about capital gains taxes and business ownership?
In case you weren't aware we are being sold to the Chinese..
Gavin Sullivan
HOW IS THIS OKAY WHAT THE FUCK
Gabriel Adams
Fonterra is a cunty bully company
Oliver Lee
Nah those are those hari krishna crazy, mentally fucked white people.
Kevin King
Zero capital gains tax on nz property. That's 90% of the problem here. Rich Chinese are taking us for a ride because our banana republic government can't say no to a dollar
Jace Davis
I can't even bring myself to look at this
Hunter Phillips
Shhh, back to sleep little kiwi. John Key says there's no problem here, now move along.
Bentley Brown
ok so whats the best part of new zealand to live in? can you take into account such factors such as access to medical facilities, education for the kids, price vs value for homes, not around minorities.
just tell me what you guys think about where you live or areas that you have liked.
i was in afghanistan with the US a few years ago and there were a handful of kiwis there, and one of the maori girls (i believe she had white blood too) was pretty fucking hot real thick cute face.
Leo Wilson
I have heard about this a few months ago on the radio.
I brought it up at work and no one seemed to care except maybe the oldest engineer.
Nolan Peterson
Share it around if you can. Try and rark up the apathetic youth.
Joseph Ramirez
zero, your fucking kidding me right! holy shit i cant get there and buy property fast enough. surley they tax the foreigners at a higher percentage...right...
Bentley James
Why can't people just take Winston Peters serious he's our only hope ;^(
Nolan Young
No. Like this guy said , we're being completely cucked by foreigners coming and buying up the land and houses.
It seems insane, but opposition to it mostly takes the form of claims of 'racism' or 'xenophobia' and that stops all debate about it cold.
Lincoln Reyes
From wiki
"Key and his two sisters were raised in a state house in the Christchurch suburb of Bryndwr, by his mother, an Austrian Jewish immigrant."
Jonathan Rodriguez
WHATS FOR DINNER FAGS? IM EATING $2 CHIPS FROM FISH AND CHIPS WITH CHICKEN SALT AND DRINKING FLAMES
Angel Bailey
is it a good get
Adrian Watson
thanks Sup Forums you guys have been helpful
Jaxon Rivera
Ranui is in the house!
Matthew Jackson
We gon watch some cops / police ten 7 or what?
Luke Cox
I bought my house for $145k
Only downside is >northland lmao
>Winston Peters hahahahaha
Michael Baker
No convict blood no banter.
Brody Jackson
This thread is boring af
Christian Baker
>northland
How many proud natives have burgled you?
Bentley Taylor
in 11 months of living here, none.
I have insurance of course, so I wouldnt mind being burgled. I'd like some new things
Joseph Morales
Winston is the hero we need
Lucas Taylor
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jack Howard
keep out of auckland dumbass
Ryan Cox
Yea man. That's for an ar15
Alexander Nguyen
The food of kings m9
Blake Ross
Then contribute you fucking abbo
Hunter Hall
i dont understand this image
Leo Richardson
...
Brody Flores
I bought some houses in whangerei because we couldn't afford to here in fuckland. It's nice up there once you get past raumamga
Eli Murphy
A nzer is convincing aussies to attack their emu Also adapted from pic related
Joseph Morgan
>Stone age maoris btfo Moas. >modern age whitey btfo by emus.
Maoris are master race.
Robert Gonzalez
>what did he mean by this? i doubt its a great idea to try to vote trump from here
Samuel Butler
With guns you can get any bolt action or shotgun once you have your licence. For handguns you need to join a pistol club for about a year then you can apply for the licence category so you can get pistols.
Josiah Thompson
Konnichiwa kiwi anons Question Is NZ politically cucked like in Straya? Also how is the chink situation over there?
Samuel Morris
see
Hunter Jenkins
>taxes Probably high by your standard but not an issue if you have a good paying job >sjw's Unless you live in a big cuck city like Auckland or Wellington, they're not too bad. Only really present on Kikebook >guns Can get them with a firearms license, not too common >niggers I hardly ever see them ever, almost non existent to me >maoris A lot of them are bro tier but can be violent when drunk, as long as you don't stare at them there is no problem >muscle cars, yeah i like V8s fuck me right Expensive as fuck if you want to own an American one. Otherwise plenty of V8s
Christopher Stewart
It's pretty much like Hong kong with just a little less asian influence.
Ian Hall
Hope you dont end up like chinada. Dem chinks will screw you over.
Jeremiah Peterson
Anyway i live in Auckland. Who here knows what it's like in the south island?
Cameron Bell
>as long as you don't stare at them there is no problem
kek
Cameron Allen
Any city that's not Auckland or Wellington is pretty good desu. South Island is pretty quiet and predominantly white too. I live in Palmerston North which has a pop. of about 85,000. Big enough that everything's there and some nice rural towns around, but not too big that it's infested with foreigners and the like.
Anthony Diaz
Might get some Burger King soon using the coupons I got in the mail. I'm currently drinking Flames also. Bottoms up cuzzy!
Jack Reyes
Just came back from Blenheim.
>Sunny all week >people are nice >little to no traffic >nice small town vibes >vineyards everywhere
Mason Fisher
Try that meat-a-tarian burger for me m8
Ian Gonzalez
sound's nice. would be a shame if it got urbanised like Auckland or wellington.