Avengers #1 Storytime

I don't care much for the roaster or Waid but Del Mundo!

The typical Thor speak

Thank you user, I've been waiting.

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Its slow as hell to storytime these days

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I like the line up

I gotta give it to Marvel for giving Del Mundo their Flagship book

Its risky not using house style on big books

>Its slow as hell to storytime these days
Fucking Hiroshima Nagasaki still has no idea what is a storytime.

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Frost wolf's size seems a big inconcistent.

I like it. its at least not a 180 change of pace like ultimates

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Same artist of tumblrworld?

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bitch talkin shit bout my man spider lad?

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I love combination team attacks.

Oh shit I forgot about Vision's beef with Kang.

yep

was that a good book?

Peter did absolutely nothing in Civil War II. Are they mad at him for being smart and staying out of the whole stupid event? Jeez, he really can't win.

Current Spider-Man may be ass but cot damn that costume is fire.

trippy

Hmm...isnt bad. I can enjoy that.

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No, he was on Carol's side and built the big ol information cradle Ulysses used to predict things.

>By the way, my Aunt May's husband is dead. Tell Jarvis he's free to try and seduce her again.

Elektra and Weirdworld

>Tell Jarvis he's free to try and seduce her again.
That's a damn good point.

>Wasps and spiders, natural enemies
That hasn't been a thing since Stan Lee.

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The Secret Wars miniseries was really good. The feminist Weirdworld let you cringe hard, but the story is not this bad, but I wouldnt recommend it.

You'd think he wouldn't need any extra reasons to hate Kang after all he's done.

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Classic Kang, getting into fights with himself

Shark Man?

Yeah, it's a neat gimmick, there's good potential for character interactions, there's a bunch of classic Avengers on there... Would've rather had someone other than FemThor and I don't really feel like Nadia "fits", being a teenager, but nobody else would have worked too well as the "Wasp successor".

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>HANGER

Marvel hasn't really had a house style in years.

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>That Jarvis

Oh great, it's a "Spider-Man is back on the Avengers" comic.

Why does Nadia hate Spider-Man so much?

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> time travelers
> wasting time

>Third pannel.


YOU CAN'T FOOL ME DARTH VADER!

>Kang

Howard the Duck is a more succesfull villain then Kang.

And that is bad because...?

So are they passing the Avenger's wallet from Deadpool to Peter? Just quit this song and dance and stop bringing it up in every book.

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>that awful spider-man
>that

also, when did wasp start hating spidey?

You do realize that Kang actually succeeded in taking over the world once, right? Made all world governments surrender, nuked Washington, waged massive wars, put people all over Europe into prison camps, killed millions...

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I don't like Spider-Man on the Avengers. Never have. I've always seen him as a street level guy who "Should be" but isn't because he's a hero of the people, not some high and might dude who thinks he's a symbol. It's just my taste.

Different teams. Wade isn't going to pay for the team that doesn't include him.

Deadpool finances the Uncanny Avengers, not the same team.

Pretty sure Howard the Duck did the same thing.

If it helps he's on for like two issues only.

>All these images during storytimes

it's a totem thing. janet always hated him too.

But he didn't get into fights for start kidnapping people, plus he was the only one using Ulysses powers without going minority report.

>Iron Man is rough shape
So is he not dead?

>Why did he declare war on the Avengers?
Why is he asking that? Kang has been fighting the Avengers for almost 50 years.

Well that's a reaction face if I ever saw one

Yeah I don't know the appeal of Peter with the Avengers

That's a better reason than usual 'He is a loner!!!' answer. Good job, user.
That said, Avengers were not always on cosmic level only. They always had SOME kind of street level on roster.

His body is dead, he's an AI now.

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It's an old running gag from Janet and Spidey encounters.

not dead in any meaningful way. gotcha.

Source on that?

What was the explanation for Jane Foster talking in viking-speak again?

He is their biggest hero on their biggest team. Kinda like Batman and Justice League.

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Who would you have used as the team's Iron Man equivalent? Consider that Bendis vetoed Iron Doom and Rhodey is dead.
(This isn't a "gotcha", I'm honestly curious.)

Well, at this point he's a global hero so it makes more sense now than when he was on the bendisvengers.

>Consider that Bendis vetoed Iron Doom
You might want to read the end of this comic

Spider-Man is not fucking Iron Man, Slott.

> Yoink

>Bendis vetoed Iron Doom
user...

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All of the covers, Doomman replaces him.

comes with the hammer.

>Hercules using guns
oh come on.

that's disgusting

>NYAAARRGHH*
OP I don't think you cropped this image correctly, there should be a bit to provide clarification on the * symbol.

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Miles wouldn't have jobbed to a bird Pete

>There is no reason that you of all avengers should be the craziest one in the room
Has Sam seen Visions family tree?

>randomly attacks spiderman and hits the building
>to prove he has cannons
I know disney is trying to target kids more but this is just stupid

You haven't read his latest solo?

It was all about the old Gods moving into the 21st century, it was pretty good.

Thanos got a gun!

Herucles got a gun!

Just how old is Aunt May if she had gray hair when Peter was born?

Oh, okay. I thought it had been said before that Doom was replaced by Spider-Man at Bendis-request, but maybe not.
I know, and he's a shit choice for it, but they're deliberately making him the All New Tony Stark, so that's clearly the role he's meant to be filling.

the whole thing in his recent run was he figured it was time all the less popular gods adapted before they die in irrelevancy,
because calling yourself a master of battle when you haven't mastered the weapons of the age is embarassing