Brazil is too dangerous

>brazil is too dangerous

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>getting shot by drug lords is normal

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>Brazil is saf-*BANG*

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>Brazil is totally safe

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Shut up, don't let whit*oids know that Brazil is actually safe and nice. They'll come here in droves.

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for soyboys like you, maybe no
i know these streets, moorish nigger.

Good, let these soyboys be where they belong

South Brazil is pretty much like Argentina but with color birds, coconuts and brown gently people.

this.

all the black bundas and caipirinha belongs only to us.

>gib moni wh*Tey

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Can I go if I don't speak Portugese?
I'm looking for some bunda.

just don't come near to rio de janeiro. if they realize you can't speak portuguese, they're gonna kill, rob and rape you (in that order)

the south region and são paulo are safe enough tho. with plenty of bunda too

You can. It would be tremendously stupid, but you can

gib bunda

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don't use cabs

I have a penpal from Brasilia, doesn't seem too bad

It is only dangerous if you are white

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Why do you not learn Portuguese? It is a dull language, not too hard to learn.

so what you fucking soy boy?

How can i live in such an environment and still be alive? Checkmate fags.
You have two options, you can accept that this is a lie or that Brazil is one of the biggest weapons of Darwin.

German lil cuck don't have what it takes to survive in a place where the weak should fear the stronk

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I wasn't planning on it. I figure I could probably buy an old Beetle or motorcycle there for less than 300 USD and just whip that around for a few days, then just give it to someone before I leave.

KEK

Is there somewhere where I can learn enough to get into some girl's pants?

>not too hard to learn

are you serious? portuguese is one of the most unnecessarily complicated languages ever. the gendering of inanimate objects is something most gringos would never understand

do you know spanish or a least a little bit of spanish? portugese is very similar to spanish

Don't a lot of languages do that?

>tfw no qt BOPE bf

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The only Spanish I know is from working with Mexicans, mostly profanity.
I read somewhere that Portugese is just nasily Spanish. Is this true?

>for less than 300 USD

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>not too hard to learn
Fuck yes memeing this hard

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it is not hard
every native speaker loves saying this shit """"MUH my language is harder to learn jajaa""""""""

I can buy a bike here for that, why shouldn't I be able to in a 3rd world country?

I don't think you understand the current state of our economy, mate

I don't think you comprehend the power of the almighty dollar. You start waving it around, and, assuming you aren't shanked, the world is yours.

300 USD is about 1000 reais. I can tell you firsthand that noone will sell you a bike, albeit used, for anywhere near that value

he can buy a bike for much less than 1000 reais -----'

no. one of our stereotypes for gringos is that they can't guess the right gender of certain objects, remember?

Motorcycle, not bycicle my monkey friend

Maybe 500, i'm not sure. I haven't hammered out a budget yet.

all romance languages, slav languages, german, and probably a lot more, so yes. but that doesn't make learning portuguese any easier.

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Most industrial goods are a lot cheaper outside br because we have overtaxation and a shitty economy. Its not rare for people exchange brl to dolar, buy stuff in the us than bring it back because its a lot cheaper than just buying here.

Something like this wouldn't be less than 3-4k brl. Like said, most industrial goods are way more expensive here.

Learn it ameritard ir ull die

Stunning Canadian intellect.

No, it's not.