America is so big! Did you know that we have T-U-R-K-E-Y-S?

America is so big! Did you know that we have T-U-R-K-E-Y-S?

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No I didn't

Took this the other day, they are fucking massive.

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saw around 5 or 7 turkeys strutting around my yard once, didn't think to take pics at the time though

Was driving fast to avoid them flipping out and flying at my car because these ones are aggressive as fuck.

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you will have my dick...

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Our geese will tear you a new asshole.

my A-L-L-I-G-A-T-O-R-S will do worse

Our geese can fly and shit on you. You think our shitposting is bad on this board? Wait until you deal with loud flying shitposters who will attack you because you're fat and look like a marshmallow.

they can shit on me, but the American advances to manhood when we are able to projectile shit up to 100ft into the air

youtube.com/watch?v=zkgwmPUak70

B-E-A-V-E-R-S

You don't even have A-R-A-B-S, you're like babies

Turkeys are Mesoameican

Not really, turkeys are naturally widespread in the temperate areas of U.S.

Wild turkeys maybe. But I'm talking about the domesticated ones, you know, the ones that were genetically modified through selective breeding so they could be useful, the ones we eat around the world.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_turkey#History

They are called G-U-A-J-O-L-O-T-E-S btw

AYO HOL UP
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Yeah I had frozen geese shit on my car this winter and it was nasty to get off

Can I have some context on what the song is about?

EU turkey > american turkey

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Big animal thread?

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Did you know the Mesoamerindians made tamales with frogs and turkeys?

Its about a gigolo turkey

So I noticed there were a few videos in Slavic languages about Turkeys on youtube. Are Turkeys popular in the Balkans

Yes they are indeed. Mostly northern Croatia and central Serbia, not sure about the rest. They've been breeded from 16th century and they got some meme origin protection status from EU

Wait are there WILD turkeys in America? I like how they huddle up and utter that sound simultaneously, we have only domestic ones here.

Lots of them on villages.

Yeah they are all over the place. In the fall they like to roam farm fields in groups of 30

As farm animals?

Don't you also have R-A-C-C-O-O-N-S?

Yeah they are from the U.S