/brit/

A thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture.

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whats everyone up to then lads

Had a good cuppa Aryan blood lads

HATE brits tbqh
wish they learned to respect racial, religious, and gender diversity

Did you actually go to Lanzarote? Details lid

What evil could be lurking in a small English town?

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I wish we had state sponsored propaganda here

I've found the girl for me

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welche Kultur ?

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White people

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dislike russians
like russian food
in a pickle

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I am attempting to learn how to do a British accent. Please tell me what I can do to improve.
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I'd like to buy a Remington before they close shop

you like russian food? I prefer to take my time
*audience erupts in laughter*

babestation

as of 10am today, I will be a dole scrounging neet (again)

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*crickets*

Darwinian expression on that man

porky's greasy fingers, stained with the blood of the toiler, were behind this post

wish my parents allowed me to be on the dole

Wish I had a father.

how does the dole work in britain? is that like autism bucks or something?

I think. The hilarious thing is, it's the Lebanese migrant population that they have issues with.

Stupid cunts.

Quack quack haha

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Currently taking a fat shit

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foy

It's called the pogey dumb cunts

try slitting your wrists (not fatally of course)
it unexpectedly worked for me

I want to fuck Emma Watson and have her suck her own pussy juices off of my cock before releasing a hot load of cum in her mouth.

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*takes the S.W.E.A.T pledge*

what you doing there?

she have an ear infection?

the thought of this makes me shudder

off to bed, lads

nice belt cowboy

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you should start posting yourself instead of emma. do it for the lulz, you'd get more (You)s for sure kek

Yo Yo to my boy who raps like shit
Im gonna diss you just show you how to write a hit
I start by thinking of you
But it reminds me of poo
so I go back to wanking instead
thinking of fucking you till your dead
yeah you know im fucked in the head
and you about to feel the same
when you I shove my willy up your nose and into your brain
after we can cuddle and talk till dawn
watch the sun rise and we look into each others eyes
and then I fuck you to death
balamory

how I wish Her Majesty sat on my face whilst farting with ferocity

>write a hit
stopped there.

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nonced any vietnamese child sex slaves yet?

alcohol infection

I was a bit surprised myself, I didn't mean to go that deep
was trying to decide if I should call an ambulance whilst losing blood

Darkies are afraid of the country

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I want to tongue her anus and suck a fart from her ass.

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so fucking tired of living lads

>wypipo
smdh

LADS

If I was to acquire a gun license should I get a .22 bolt action rifle or a shotgun?

the gf

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>c-can i show you a trick

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same

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depends on what you're hunting

nothing compares (2 u)

Perth and London are now one

arent you big lad xx

weak men create hard times

favorite smiths song?

Rabbits and deer only thing to hunt here

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How do we summon the mexibro lads?

Really depends on what you're doing with it la
If you're just going to plink targets get the .22

there isn't quail or duck?

Working at some military base today
Catching ducks
Gonna get bird flu

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This truly is the bizarro timeline, I wonder where things went so wrong

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Killing defenseless animals is not a sport and is wrong

what you working as? a willy tugger?

Post in lat

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Theres open seasons for them but couldn't shoot a poor duck x

Shotgun over .22 then
consider a larger caliber if you plant to hunt deer.

you'd rather shoot a poor buck just tryin to fuck a doe like a ho?

Get a .410 bore shotgun lad

Top secret m8
Take it up with Her Majesty

willy PONGS
it was fine yesterday

kys idiot

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Anybody in the mood to slaughter some Tuareg?

Just post pics of the duck once it's cooked, lad. Preferably pics of you preparing it too.

When is yank hunting season?

Okay, you popped up on me by surprise (yeah, yeah)
You see I never took you for the poppin' type (straight up)
Damn, it's 4 AM so please believe the hype (it's lit)
Hit the lights (yeah), I'm way over top
Pop it, flick it
Drop a pin, send location (skrrt, skrrt)
I'ma pull up in that bullet-coupe spaceship (skrrt, skrrt)
Drop off a bag of some dangerous (yeah)
I'ma hit you, 4 AM, see if you make it (yeah)

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post bumhole

>tfw you get a (You) but it's from the autismoyank

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hey slim that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk

disgusting scotaboo schizo yank freak

>disgusting scotaboo schizo yank freak

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THE 23ANDME RESULTS ARE COMING IN SOON LADS. pray for me

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autumn typically

there's a nude video of her switching cloths or something after a settler hacked into the cctv

sorry, forgot to add that you're a nonce
disgusting scotaboo schizo nonce yank freak

creatura...

no there isn't

imagine filtering the word nonce

...woah.

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