Gaston is skinny and not handsome

> Gaston is skinny and not handsome

well, there goes my remaining hope for the movie.

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AND THE WORST PART IS...

OP, it's impossible to find an actor that fits Gaston's description. Haven't you heard?

NO ONE'S

They should use the Disney Land hiring person because they know what they're doing.

I can't believe Disneyworld can do that with some padding and effort and yet the movie with the million dollar budget can't even give him a shirt that doesn't look awful.

Looks like they made the bimbettes brunette too.

WORST NEWS ALL DAY!

This bullshit! Muh lore!

This this the Gaston we need?

I can't even be mad at Disney anymore. I'm mad at the normies that keep watching this movies so they keep making em.

I know it's silly, but I always found it weird that Gaston pined over Belle when he has 3 blonds, the only blonds in town, that want his dick.

>Liquidton
>Brunbettes
>No fur chair and GLORIOUS MANLY FIREPLACE

And that won't be a ticket I'll be punching

Everyone wants what they can't get

I'm sure he had fucked all of those girls before and he wanted Belle as his next conquest.

In the musical, he makes it clear he wants Belle as WIFE - the other girls are his casual conquests, whom he intends to keep seeing after marriage.

Perhaps the reason their making him less of an exaggerated beefcake and more of a generic hollywood leading man is so that the audience thinks that he is going to be more of a good guy before that gets put on its head.

Which would be semi-clever, but it's just as likely that they're just be unimaginative.

Except that would require the audience to not be familiar with Beauty and the beast nor Frozen, and what's the chance of that?

Pretty much zero, yeah

It all comes back to the fact that there's no good reason to retell this story in live action except to suck out some more money from their IP

Which actor would Sup Forums choose for Gaston?

I personally think Chris Evans would be alright.

>movie
This looks like a TV show or stage production.

have you ever seen a movie set? Ever?

Of course it would require a bit of makeup

Sylvester Stallone

The actor who played Gaston at Disneyland blew his own head off with fireworks.

One of them you mean, there are like half a dozen of them working for Disney World at a time.

I would pay for multiple tickets if that had happened.

Perfect Casting would be this guys body with Bruce Campbells voice dubbed over

All these images just remind make me think of theatre productions.

They should film their broadway shows and screen them in cinema's.

I lost interest in this once I saw that the actors are English instead of French.

French people generally can't or won't speak English though. They're petty like that.

just because they look the part

doesnt mean they can act or remember lines

I'm surprised they didn't ask him. Him being 30 years older than Belle only increases the creep factor

>NOONE LIGHTS FIREWORKS LIKE GAST

>NO ONE DIES LIKE GASTON
>NO ONE'S BODY SITS OUTSIDE AND DRIES LIKE GASTON

but why?
couldn't he have worked out or something?
how can Gaston be skinny?

> disney program
> can't act or remember lines


...Have you ever met a face character, user?

Guess he hasn't been eating those eggs.

nathan fillion

Every thing about this hurts my childhood.

Eh, I dunno. He can do douchey dickhead, but I don't know if he can be a really slimey dickhead. I just can't see him managing to make my skin crawl.

>I'M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT EXPLODINATING!
>KA-BOOM!
>WELL THERE GOES GASTON!

Captain Hammer was basically Gaston, so yeah.

So how much lit screen time do you think Beast will get?

>remember lines

It's not a fucking play; actors can read their lines for the scene between takes.

Good. That's a pathetic thing to say, and hopefully the less there is of "your childhood" to cling on to, the more likely you'll become an actual adult.

This is such a disappointing costume. My god, they could have done wonders with this gown. But we get something that looks like a poor family's quincinera dress? Jesus.

>As a lad every morning I ate 4 pounds of gunpowder to help my explosion get large!

Why does she look so bored in every picture?

And now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen pounds, so it's roughly THE SIZE OF A *BOOM*

He's old and fat now, stop casting him.

Joe Manganiello

>I don't want to be here
>My feet hurt
>Beast's fur is too itchy when we dance

Wade Barret

Hey beast IM AFRAID IVE GOT SOME BAD NEWS

Feminism.
She signed before drinking the kool aid and her agent didn't let her drop out.

What's Wade even doing now that he's out of WWE?

on purpose?

Healing from injuries and some Indy shit, he even contemplated retiring from wrastling altogether and becoming a Premier league Manager or Analyst. but now the WWE Wants him to come back since the rosters are stretched thin due to the draft.

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youtube.com/watch?v=jTB0LjvKMwY

Can't Emma fucking smile anymore?

>Chris Evans as Gaston
>now have even more reason to root for Gaston

Man, I was Gaston in my senior year production of Beauty and the Beast, the character means a lot to me. This looks so lackluster.

goddamn, now i want to see storm go on a rant about gastons casting

>British people
>Smile
>EVER

No. their existence is only Pain, Constant Rain, And Queuing

because she's a shit actress with no range

HENRY CAVILL

It looks like a Halloween costume. Are you shitting me?

THE FOOKIN BASS
IS FOOKIN RRRAW

Why didint they get Jack Black, Kyle Gass Or Danny Devito to play LeFou?

fucking huge missed better casting than Josh gad

It was one of those fireworks you're suppose to plant in the ground, but, in a drunken state, wanted to impress his buddies by firing one off the top of his head. It's implied he pretty much blasted his fucking head off.

People had hope for this movie?

What is it with Disney doing live action remakes of their movies these days?
Are they gonna remake Mulan too? Because the Chinks already beat them to it.

> no one has an ass like Gaston!

>Are they gonna remake Mulan too?

oh, user...

It's outclassed by the dress used for the musical adaptation. Hell, it has less detail and embellishments than the official parks costume.

Wouldn't be surprised if it's Emma's fault, she broke the Cinderella-style dress they made her for HP & The Goblet of Fire.

>No one's head is incredibly bald like Gaston's!

>Not remembering Not Another Teen Movie

He could do it, that clueless, I'm better than everyone thing is his schtick

>not barge sized
dropped

I doubt it will compare