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pengen makan gan

This is why you should take your school seriously, Paimin. Indonesia literally means Hindia Archipelago.

>tfw retarded
>sickly
>can't even recite the multiplication table
>wtf is fractions and divisions
>tfw aunt wants a 2015 graduate like me to go college since I can now apparently
>tfw too retarded, scared of disappointing her
what do I do bros? is twenty a bad age to go to college? wat do

Become ladyboy and ask money from Peru

>is twenty a bad age to go to college
no

Not really. Aim for UP. They don’t mind 30 yo freshman there.

I wish I have the confidence to scam sex tourists like his LB.
It’s like having a neetbux without the disabilities.

cinak balik cinak

I see. Though being a retarded cripple with a arm I can't even fold makes me nervous. Don't know if I can do it

Which one is better gor stronger knees? Gingko or Ginseng?

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you can do it, imagine young qt pinoy

both

F, Grab drivers are rude.

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How do you guys like to make your instant noodles/mi?

Claim disability assistance something something to the admission office.
Many unis are sucker for sob stories.
They’ll entertain you nonetheless.
Worst case scenario is that they won’t admit you but at least try to get tips on how to get a UP degree to other campus.

Microwave when in the office.
Pots when im home

raw

memek gw gatel :3

I want to AWOL on my job.
Give me believeable excuse to HR for not coming to work anymore.

BN 27.8%
PH 5.7%
PAS 3.7%
Abstain from voting 2.9%

Unsure 59.9%

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Mr. Lim won't be happy about this at all.

Why so many unsure?

Can't you just resign if you don't like it anymore?

>unsure 59.9

What's the point of practicing democracy if Malaysians will not gonna vote?

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This YouTube recommended Japanese song reminds me of a Malay song but I can't tell which one is was, anyone have any ideas?

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Just fine?
>87426023
>87426561

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I am actually hoping to get computer science degree two years ago. But most of the UNi i went to claim I didn't pass the health exam. I have bad dental they say

Stir fry with fishball and spicy soy bean paste.

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>tfw brother works on cruise ship on his shitty HRM degree
>gets to travel world while sending me pics of the sluts he fucked
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

>tfw just road raged a cutie
she looked so scared, i feel sorry.

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No. I want to quit immediately.

I bet you she was so wet when you did it.

>uni health exam
>bad teeth prevents you from studying

This is not a problem here. WTF?

Women driver amerite?

It's a worldwide trend

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What the world needs is absolute monarchies.

Sumbong mo kay tulfo brad

I wanna be ruled by the Brunei prince.
Then fight the Thai faggot king for him.
Behead the Thai faggot king and gay sex Brunei prince.

das ghey user

basically a polite way of saying they don't accept retarded cripples

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What did you mean by this, Takeshi?

This is true. Malays and Indons pray to gay god.
Just look at how they pray offering their buttholes to Allah.

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Our god is basically your god and jew's god, retard.

Fucking liberals.

gay pinoy on the loose

Hmmmm
Islams needs more diversity
Be proud and inclusive
#AllahisGay

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>tfw superior to Southeast Asians

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>Blake on vacation

Ironic since Christians in Malaysia insist that their God is Allah

mashallah

What did she mean by this?

Yes, we are all gay children who worship and pray to the same god. Now bend over and I'll liberate your naughty butthole you closeted homosexual.

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>Coffee class
>Been drinking from 9am
10 shots of coffee guys
Feel like dying

I'm Kelantanese (Jomon)
You?

I'm American :^)

>87428246
Don't bait for (You)'s

*(You)s you*
just give it out to lower the market value

cinak balik cinak

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based remove poster

Daily Reminder that Allah is Gay

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Kaffir is a name of a race though

>remove chink
>remove your entire economic prosperity and development
>be your average islamic shithole

Great

t.heinrich zhang

Singapore is not SEA

>Yahoo mail forced me to migrate to its new design full of ads
No wonder the company is dying. Fucking cunts.

hongkong is part of PRC

Pls sir I need them

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t. Wong Munro

>Yahoo

You deserve it

My mail since middle school. Can't just ditch it.

t. zheng schneider

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so will your country
inshallah

>tfw my mail which created when I was a middle school student is gmail
Suck my dick, y*hoofag.

>How to spot a millenial

what happened with uber

>google fag

uber is kill

Hi Croatia what are you doing here.

Sold SEA operation to Grab and chucked the entire office out in 2 hours.

Which seems like a waste since they showed off their offices in some website or magazine less than a month ago.

Gojek will win the online driver wars, and google will take the profit of it.
Just watch it guys.

you have to get a certificate to work as an uber driver here now, they test you on general knowledge with english, such as how much is the optimum of water to drink each day?

How can that be if they haven't launched outside of Indonesia just yet?

Pretty sure they have Gojek in India and Bangladesh.

That's a different company I think (Oya?). Also they are still Indonesia-only right now, though they're planning to launch in the Philippines and Vietnam this year.

just fine?

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Truly Indianesia

Guys, what's the best website to download HD porn for mobile phone?

>the cook at my uni's cafeteria wants a gay fling with me
oh gosh

Android?
Videodevil app (not on playstore obviously)

Gotta collect the data first before having wage war in other countries. I heard from a friend that they now have a predicted time when the people have a bath, wash their teeth, etc based on the data they get from all their services.

Stop it Ariff

I myself been using josex.net
its russian so my data may have been compromise

josex sucks..not all videos are HD

And people keep wondering why i keep my Nokia 5130 around and put a tape on my laptop's camera.

true dat but then again i can still jerk it to 3gp so maybe thats what i'm comfy with