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I said ooh girl
Shock me like an electric eel
Baby girl
Turn me on with your electric feel
I said ooh girl
Shock me like an electric eel
Baby girl
Turn me on with your electric feel

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>very early
>frog frog
>lyric posting

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youtube.com/watch?v=oeKs0YJlSTs

she agreed to a very tentative date
which means it will not go ahead

maybe she just meant camping

Jordan Peterson ATTRIBUTES women's underreprestation among executives to AGREEABLENESS

Ben Shapiro SKEWERS Leftist Muslim Apologists

ah yes the same asian woman images you've been using for how long now?
give it a rest

love alex jones

>tfw no work today

roll

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Political Correctness Goes MAD

since January
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2 7 9 are ok
rest are vile

I'm not waving
It's just a nervous reaction

dubs and i get to gas them all

7get

*replies with a yellow woman looking disgusted*

Fuck

3 day weekend next week
5 (five) day weekend the week after

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obscure reference

Please don't rescue me

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crazy how there are white nationalists with yellow fever

if i met thailad and we became m8s irl i'd still call him thailad instead of his real name

>tfw you wake up in the middle of a very nice dream
I WANT TO GO BACK

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crazy how there are communists with private property

most women that agree to dates with me I never end up meeting
wonder if this is the norm or they're just taking a while to realise what a spacker I am

I want to fuck Emma Watson and fuck her holes.

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i don't believe it

crazy how there are anarcho-primitivists with computers

I'm fine with this if I can call you Bruce.

hate living

whether or not you're fine with it is of little concern to me, nonce

I want my bell end to become acquainted with Emma Watson’s cervix.

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Damn. The Jews really did a number on Black American culture.

the brain is the most powerful computer of them all

hat bait

how is the brain not a computer?

well ok then
from this youtu.be/cYbs_O_iMfU
to this youtu.be/hqIsc8ooXug

have heard that this is quite painful for women

makes you wonder why they like cocks over 6 inches long when girth is what really matters

>THAIRAD! YOU GO SEE A RADYBOY AGAIN!?!

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how is a computer not conscious?
because it doesn't have a soul

>wake up 3 hours before i usually do
>go back to sleep
>have a nice dream
>wake up again early
>get another free dream
This shit shoud be illegal.

I will never get tired of this

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never said it wasn't

Shan’t be replying to the nonce.

the brain has a maximum storage capacity of 100tb and computers have already surpassed that

that's not actually true

hmm not liking the blend of this thread.

Mostly convicts and americlaps

business idea: if you're under him, you ain't gettin' over him

storage capacity =/= power

I love Australians

youtu.be/S1kAp1WBwV8

we were not discussing memory you vile urchin

>100tb
how the fuck would you quantify that? Like how many megabytes is my idea for a triangular pool table?

Watch that man

ah, yes, the civilized brits at it once again

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Does this mean my car garage is more powerful than me?

343

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Damn, and now a days viewing woman as meat you fuck is considered empowering and drug dealing is the young african american ideal.

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HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE

willy bum wank and poo
chink beaner nigger and jew
wank willy poo and cum
a nigger pooing in my bum

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hmm
sad really

it's food
Who fucking cares if you're "cruel" to it. It's literally being raised so you can kill it and eat it.

Will you be attending?

my pussy is soo wet rn xx

better towel it down m8 cats are like hippies

I don't want to hang around with a load of /fit/ sex tourists

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>hmm yes we reviewed your resume and you seem qualified for the job
>we just have a few questions concerning your social media and background check
>would you mind explaining this comment you made on a website called Four Chan?

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this post is pure /brit/
surprising that it's by a yank

a brit would've said paki over beaner

it's a good thing to be fair, self-sabotaging so you couldn't sell out to toilberg even if you wanted to, like getting a tattoo on your face

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The more I think about it the more I realise Triple H is one of the most alpha public figures in the world:

>6ft4
>(used to have) long flowing blonde hair
>thick beard
>roided and shredded to fuck

But the lyrics of his theme music really jump out at me. He started calling himself 'The Game' around the time he started fucking Stephanie Mcmahon. Just look at the lyrics of his theme song

>Its all about the game, and how you play it
>All about control, and if you can take it

Well he's certainly taken control. He realised a wrestlers days are numbered and the way for him to cement himself in history wasnt to be the best (he wasn't), but to Casankva and manipulate his way to the top. Pure Machiavellianism executed perfectly.

He's played The Game perfectly and has ascended to the top through his own ambition.

Inspiring

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could heem this ponce in a flash

too much competition eh?

Who travels by the weary wandring way,
To come unto his wished Home in haste,
And meets a Flood, that doth his Passage stay,
Is not great Grace to help him over-past,
Or free his Feet, that in the Mire stick fast?
Most envious Man, that grieves at Neighbour's good,
And fond, that joyest in the Woe thou hast,
Why wilt not let him pass, that long hath stood
Upon the Bank, yet wilt thy self not pass the Flood?

He there does now enjoy eternal Rest
And happy Ease, which thou dost want and crave,
And further from it daily wanderest:
What if some little Pain the Passage have,
That makes frail Flesh to fear the bitter Wave?
Is not short Pain well born, that brings long Ease,
And lays the Soul to sleep in quiet Grave?
Sleep after Toil, Port after stormy Seas,
Ease after War, Death after Life, does greatly please.

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bruh

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I love drugs, would happily throw my life away for them

Casanova

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fucking finally

it's a badge of honour

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One of my nipple hairs is 8cm long

>it's a badge of honour

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islam is a race

that's the second time I got this specific hat today

pics x

one of the most brutal 'doras

Jesus is gay. Jesus is trans.

>one of the most brutal 'doras

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>competition
you have no clue

i like the one where he chucks the fedora all the way down those stairs and the guy catches it on his head

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The ending of this segment lads

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fucks sake do you ever not hat people
I've seen this specific filename so many times

Pan. Hot.

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