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We don't even care, as restless as we are
We feel the pull in the land of a thousand guilts
And poured cement, lamented and assured
To the lights and towns below
Faster than the speed of sound
Faster than we thought we'd go, beneath the sound of hope

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smoko soon lads

Poo! Poo poo poo poo poo poo poooooo!

poo
poo nigger

don't mind me i'm a NEETLECTUAL which means I spend my days reading, listening to avant garde music, swooning around london art galleries and museums and other high brow pursuits.

beee ba ba badda bam
ba ba badda bam
beee ba ba badda bam
ba ba badda bam
scibby dibby dit anyo datta dam

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I think I'm in love
Probably just hungry

Took a slutty girl to the art gallery today. She thinks I want a relationship. In reality I just want to go ass to mouth before I move on to more fertile fields.

I'm not a racist, I'm a race realist.

In order to create a true prosperous future for our white children, we must expel the jews and smash cultural marxism.

looks better

All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away

yeah but you probably only do all that because you've got a small-to-average willy and feel compelled to compensate for it

oy vey so beautiful!

>race realist

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I'm not a rorke, I'm a rorke rorkeist

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hitler used to do that before he became hitler
you dont want to become hitler do you

I'm not a racist, I'm a race pessimist

imagine thinking there are different races

sweaty there's only the human race x

No one north of the equator says that fuck off

how are so many attractive 20something teachers nonces

nice

Throw her in prison for rape. No less than 15 years imo, can't take a soft stance on thots.

for all you know i could be justin timberlake

yes it is average
i am a jew i can't become hitler

fuck me she looks like that ape boss from that game

state of americans

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pic not related?

In the ol' 'ob 'enter

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how do you answer the phone lads

i just say "'lo", it's my thing

Hu

grim
Fingers crossed I'll have a job before my next job centre appointment next week

hello nigger

Speak!

"Hello it's Amin x"

imagine that sounds frightningly nazi in german

germans are inherently nazis

they're just big nazi boys
they do love their national socialism
leave them alone

Foul roastoid

any race realist in

second time she's sent me a screenshot of this jack russell border collie cross puppy now

Please tell me her husband has already served her papers.

Up early for NEET toil

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love reading the comments on small regional newspaper websites haha

your mom is a jack russell border collie cross puppy dude!!!

>you will never be preyed upon by a 6/10-or -higher woman as a young teen

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next NEUROTYPICAL who posts is gona have their RAM ejected

Might call the FWB to have sex if I feel like it

>Roastoid

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i have a job and a healthy social life and a girlfriend who i intend to propose to soon

>>Roastoid

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RAM EJECTED NEUROTYPICAL CUNT

I'm not a computer though

neurotypical freak

how are you posting after i ejected the ram from your pc, you using your phone?

hope she fucks black men when you aren't around

Dire thread

rate yourself on a 0 - 10 scale lads

4/10 here

2/10, 3/10 on a good day
t. what my "friends" have told me

6

would prefer if she did it while i was around

8/10 if I'm being honest

solid 7/10

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redpill me on heinrich himmler

What's for breakfast lads

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>breakfast
i'm not some runt who eats breakfast will get a sandwich from sainsburies for lunch tho

poo on a cob it seems

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120mg codeine
60mg caffeine
2mg nicotine

I'm on a diet

the only good sports are

cycling- in all forms

muay thai

boxing

cricket


anything else is boring

yank cuisine is worst in the western world absolutely vile

probably 9/10 honestly

apsiring model me

>doesn't even mention tennis
you are such a fucking runt

i bet this isn't as bad as it looks

wrong
wrong
wrong
correct

did a poo last night that honestly looked like that

*blocks your path*

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I go home every lunch time to jack off

Love not having a commute

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Didnt pay for my carrier bag at the self checkout again lads

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>jack off
FOY off yank

Solid 10

wow stealing that's so impressive wish I was as cool as you, can only imagine how poor you are that 5p is unpayable

Clever bloke

Wacky ideas

Much like yourself

La creatura

stolen in the tens of thousands of dollars worth of groceries typically between one hundred to two hundred dollars worth at a time

Bad lad

*lets out a big fat australia all over the rug*

Hello nigger

6/10 before I started working out
7/10 now

stole a penny sweet when i was 5

Her husband called the guy's father and begged him not to go to the police. JUST.

I do it for the THRILL

4

crimea was illegally stolen

toilberg just emailed me

Need a Brazilian fucktoy

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What did he say lad?

once stole a CD from hmv and got a year's ban from every shopping centre in Greater Manchester haha

Sweden is illegally GAY lmaaaaaaaaaaaao