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a gentle edition

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talk of people wanting to "ban" the way I cook my lobster. good luck with that you fucking fruits.

Dirty old river, must you keep rolling, rolling into the night
People so busy, make me feel dizzy, taxi light shines so bright
But I don't, need no friends
As long as I gaze on Waterloo Sunset, I am in paradise
Every day I look at the world from my window
Chilly chilly is the evening time, Waterloo sunset's fine

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someone apostrophe that fool

how do you pronounce brrghghrhan proproprinomnmdrdrumns?

someone do a vocaroo

>you fucking faggot
>don't flex racking on tinder you softcock
>north face is shitty anyway

>guarantee i've racked tenforld more than you little boy

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Just broke a glass
Mummy shouting at me

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never racked anything

>I read The Economist
>I'm a Keynesian
>I'm a Londoner
>I vote for the Liberal Democrats
>I voted Remain
>I study Economics
>I love anal sex
>Populism is for idiots
>North Korea should be nuked
>Assad needs to be deposed
>Trump won because of the Russians
>Anti-semites need to be deplatformed
>Corbyn is an extremist
>Israel is the only democracy in the Middle-East
>Immigrants contribute more than you do
>There's nothing wrong with popular music
>I'm a feminist
>I have an android
>I'm going to bingewatch this new Netflix show
>I love Kendrick Lamar

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is this good?

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love is love man

Tru-dope and Bill 'money bags' Morneau are selling this country into nothing, raising the taxes on the middle class, and guaranteeing that Canada will be New Somalia by 2050.

had sex with two erins, one zoe
nobody else though

eating meat should be illegal in the first place

Hmmmmm
*Poo finally drops from my bumhole into the toilet*
Ah finally

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>erin
>zoe
these aren't real people's names

just heard about politics
anyone want to fill me in quickly?

All very true

the jews mate

this

the man (and later the woman) voted for the party

currently eating weetAbix

land of the free dictating what I can and can't eat, just ponder on that for a moment.

alri Gregory Gobblecoque

Alicante, Spain lads

Will be eating paella and tapas with a jug of sangria near the sea sat outside in the evening with my spanish qt for 10 euro soon enough

Feeling UNJUSTED right now lads

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There's a typo in your post mate, it's 'Weetbix'

Don't know

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.

fair enough, lad. dont wear north face either not tricky mac or benny T haha more of a uniqlo fall 2017 and new balance n990 man myself

apparently Guillaume is French for William
therefore, do french people wanque their guillies?

any Mao Zedong man in?

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do you want benny t's address?

>soyboys and cucks will be forced into taking the male birth-control injections to kill off their swimmers
lmao

More of a Pol Pot man myself

toil looms

love guillies me

Mao was more of a mystic death occultist than a worker's revolutionary

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AIDS injections will be mandatory and given at birth

>Mao was more of a mystic death occultist than a worker's revolutionary

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don't think I have the ability to crush on someone anymore
not really interested in any of the girls I'm talking to just don't care

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world needs another culling. i'm alright with it.

Choon for the lads.

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damn, leftypol! back at it again with the hat posts!

Read Henry Kissinger for foreign policy and Milton Friedman for economic policy.

why are you so aesthetic turtle?

nice pic x

I'LL WALK WITH GOD
FROM THIS DAY ON
HIS HELPING HAND I'LL LEAN UPON
THIS IS MY PRAYER MY HUMBLE PLEA
MAY THE LORD BE EVER WITH ME
THERE IS NO DEATH THOUGH EYES GROW DIM
THERE IS NO FEAR WHEN I'M NEAR TO HIM
I'LL LEAN ON HIM FOREVER
AND HE'LL FORSAKE ME NEVER
HE WILL NOT FAIL ME AS LONG AS MY FAITH IS STRONG
WHAT EVER ROAD I MAY WALK ALONE
I'LL WALK WITH GOD
I'LL TAKE HIS HAND
I'LL TALK WITH GOD HE'LL UNDERSTAND
I'LL PRAY TO HIM
EACH DAY TO HIM
AND HE'LL HEAR THE WORDS THAT I SAY
HIS HAND WILL GUIDE MY THRONE AND ROD
AND I'LL NEVER WALK ALONE
WHILE I WALK WITH GOD

you know i do

i'm on smoko
so leave me alone

hello Reagan

thoughts on flavoured still water lads?

drink basically nothing else these days haha

Does Turtle still post here?

cheers spotted this ludicrous little machine outside of my house

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I contemplate actually giving it every time but he lives VERY close to me and I don't want to be triangulated

Bill Clinton was more in line with their ideals than Reagan

GULLLLLL GANNNNNG

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not a fan of voluntarily injesting bpa's, sorry lad.

Yeah but he moved to Thailand and changed his name to Algerian

the...what?

lads, it's time to come clean
there was no jap girl, it was a jap lad

doubt Bill Clinton's read a book before tbqh

>I'm here for the job interview

DON'T kill my prime minister :)

...

*alan sugar voice*
you're fired! lol

YOU CAN TALK HOT ON THE INTERNET BOI

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>NSW
Trash car for a trash State

Women shouldn't be able to be in positions of power or authority

It simply isn't in their nature. They are too emotional and lack the individuality and leadership qualities needed to actually be effective leaders. Since the beginning of HIStory, virtually everything has been accomplished by men. It is no coincidence why this is the case.

Affirmative action has put women in charge at lower levels as well. Frankly women shouldn't even be allowed to run a Burger King. Anyone that has ever dealt with a female boss knows how the place quickly turns into a gossip mill and a banana republic all in one. Favoritism plainly shows its ugly head and the place eventually gets run into the ground. But a woman can then just cry her way out of it all whereas a man would be fired for the same. There's a good reason why it's called a MANager, not a womanager, you know.

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is hugo in

He went to Oxford you know

pengstralia

time for a willy wanka

Fuck that is parked close to the gutter.

didn't know that, no

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Save me baby I need you please
Save me now I don't believe you want to leave me alone
'Cos baby I can't survive you got to keep me alive
So baby save me I need your love
To keep my faith and be strong
Now we can try again to get along
'Cos baby I can't survive please baby save me
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doesn't turtle live in north sydney or is it melbane

he lives in the inner BEST (aka the inner west)

*does a cooee out my window in 2131 to turtle*

Brit has 3 personalities that post their own photos
>mentally ill paki
>bisexual in oxfordshire (but seems fake desu)
>bisexual in Aus
Such a great crew of lads haha no wonder we hate normies haha no wonder GFs are frowned upon haha

live in Haberfield (The Garden Suburb™)

turtle is too ugly for melbourne

whose turtle? I want to meet him

>but seems fake desu
What did he mean by this

>when you get in the uber from ashfield to leighchardt and force the driver to go through haberfield whilst pointing out the picturesque gardens and mafia retiree cafes

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you forgot the Algerian sexpat

alan, ethiopialad and that one american also tend to post themselves

i cant do it lads
I can't get the 6,8

I give up

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not bisexual uck off

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at toil

thinking about ladies with willies

the 7.4 wants my willy

Jeffrey is gone

Just seems like photos taken from a facebook account or something and an user doing a gimmick

Alan is an actual lad and just has pure laughs here (though I did forget that he exists, must be too busy with the new gf/wife)

currently chatting to a 6.3, a 7.1, a 6.9 and an 8.2

literally can't start my day properly unless I have a wank

great gone from talking about commies and nazis, to the battle of culloden and the 1st indochina war, to my domain of expertise:

salesforce

Oxford is quite clearly a real person who posts here

stop posting numbers

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