So it's all but confirmed we are getting another Homestuck update on 11/11, but what will it be?

So it's all but confirmed we are getting another Homestuck update on 11/11, but what will it be?

Also are you happy that we have things to """look forward""" to now? Not just the updates, but a SBAHJ animation, a tv show and the Hiveswap game?

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>Also are you happy that we have things to """look forward"
I'm guessing you aren't.

Why is Karkat riding Jade like a horse?

Because he can.

Jade is a very lewd girl.

Where's the confirmation?

>can i please kill him john?

Why did Hussie have to ruin Davejade

That's Jake, dummy.

Who the fuck cares? Out of all the things, why care about ships?

>that one guy who tries to convince us that Roxy can create sacrifical slabs

we can make it great again

john is taking the picture

>Implying she couldn't.
She made a Matriorb. She's horribly OP. She can even be sent back to the game to get an example and make them or just take them from there.

Counter-counter-argument: What if it's Dave?

Because Davejade was such a good relationship dynamic.
I wanted porn of Karkat's boipussy getting destroyed but not at the cost of davejade.

>Because Davejade was such a good relationship dynamic.
So many other things though. So many better things. Like, the characters themselves.

>john's friends having fun without him at his own party
sounds about right

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Exactly. I won. Give me women as a reward.

five six seven eight
how many daves can jade take?

shit uhhh...
oh thank god
look see the kanaya poster is more than willing to post all sorts of the same woman
there you go

I said, I need women as a reward. Now.

What if that really is the skipping rhyme in the new universe

please take these tiny females
that is all i have

I never said that I didn't like other things better than the relationship. Hell, given the choice there are many other things I would rather have hussy fix then the relationships. I just stated that I was sad davejade didn't happen.

Not good enough. I am disappointed by you.

Still. Complaining about ships other than everything else is silly.

Karkat doesn't have a pussy.

but it has all your favorites! like joey! and uhh......joey!

This part of a series?

Joey isn't even a character yet.

Fine then. Where the hell is Hiveswap?

boipussy user
the best kind.

only the most gentle, soft and pleasurable hole in existence.

act 5 john had the best before he got RIPPPPPEEDDD

It is.

I think the release date is November 2017.

>act 5 john had the best before he got RIPPPPPEEDDD
John got his asshole ripped? By who?

>ear nibbles
Didn't know I wanted this.

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Hiveswap(TM) releases in January 1st.

Be sure to preorder when it goes live on 11/11.
Even if you already have a copy. Buy another one for a friend.

Buy my game. I mean Joey's game.

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Neither did Jade.

3d was a mistake

I won't. Cohen's writing it. Cohen! Of all people!

Himself. He got very curious with the Vrillyhoo.

Nah

>Vrillyhoo.
What did he mean by this?

Where's the grimbark Jade and grimdark Rose?

Don't trolls have both bits or was that just made up by fans for masturbation material.

Don't you like Cohen's work user? He's the Mr Smithers of what pumpkin!

>Don't trolls have both bits
No. The latter.

At least it's OC.

>Cohen "Hunger Games is a masterpiece" Cohen
Sorry but nohen.

probably his hammer, the pop a matic Vrillyhoo hammer

Literally the only thing we know about them, apart from the fact they're a shoddy joke race so of course all they have is plain old dick and balls and cunt, is that they cum a shitload, and that's it

>tfw can't run honey select

we also know they have crazy sex and don't lactate but do have nipples!!

Completely fanon.

>No attempts to break Sburb and make it glitch or make weird ultra items to deal with English

how did Hussie figure out how to make one of the most fun and exciting premises become so dog-dead dull and BORING

Vriska's 8ig 8ulge lives on in John's dildo hammer.

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>apart from the fact they're a shoddy joke race
WTF, I hate trolls now.

Of course I love Icels... I mean Cohen's work, user!

Trolls are ultimately irrelevant

Name one (1) good flash in act 6 or I'll let Karkat live and sick him on the orphanage

So is Jade.

>WTF, I hate trolls now.
you're six years too late, shitlord

I'm glad you like my work. I mean cohen's work.

BUY THE GAME.

Dirk: Unite or whatever. Go away.

You can remove trolls from the story and things remain the same, you can't remove Jade.

Trolls did nothing wrong.

Not really. All four kids ultimately are needed for the story, especially Jade, who probably has more plot responsibilities. He's right in that taking the trolls out of the story doesn't really impact much. They're self-contained.

Literally a meme argument.
Karkat gave their universe cancer for one.

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>Literally a meme argument.

No, no he's right. The trolls were useless. They added nothing and helped drown the story. Trolls should have never left being nothing but text on the screen until the very end.

Don't make me say it again.

What is a 'meme' argument? Can you even fucking argue coherently? There's nobody left to impress. HSG is dead.

>Can you even fucking argue coherently?
I gave a point. Please do not get rude, it's past my bed-time.

That's one smug condeenah

Then go to bed, dicksack, because you type like shit and have nothing coherent to say.

>because you type like shit
Nope.
>nothing coherent to say
"Karkat gave their universe cancer for one"
>not coherent
OK.

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i can't believe kanaya gave karkat and vriska brain-damage...

I'm just gonna list all the ones I like

Jane: Enter
Dirk: Unite/Synchronize
That one where they show off all the alpha kids planets
LOCAH walkaround
Roxy: Sleepwalk
That one with (Vriska) that made her look all brooding and shit while giant horses galloped around was funny
Prince of Heart: Rise up
The first one that showed alpha Earth and the kids things and Jane for the first time
Caliborn: Enter
That one with grimbark Jade
And pipeorgankind

The ones that weren't halfassed messes or clipshows of outsourced art were actually pretty good in my opinion, even if the story impact of them weren't half as good as the first 5 acts. You could see how Hussie's technical skill at making flashes improved

>gave their universe cancer
Okay but what did that actually affect? Even when that revelation came out all it meant was "lol Bec is cancer". But Bec was already a villain and destroying things before that. Cancer or not, he'd be there and causing problems.
See? Nothing changes if you remove Karkat.

>See? Nothing changes if you remove Karkat.
Memey. I'm sure I could go through every plot point involving trolls and shit but it'd just be tiresome. I will agree there wasn't enough to justify all of their introductions and the time wasted on them but saying they did nothing is just spiteful against the narrative.

user.

He gave the universe cancer by creating THIS.

But they really did do nothing.
Look at Lord English. Dave is right, he doesn't DO anything to the kids, he's a threat to the dead trolls and the dead trolls alone. If you remove him, the rest of Act 7 continues as normal. The troll's story exists in its own frame. The kid's arcs involve each other, their stories involve threats that are personal to them and that were created under their own terms.

You can't respond to everything with "meme" as if that's somehow an argument.

but...birds are god's gifts!

>You can't respond to everything with "meme" as if that's somehow an argument.
We're both just asserting things. You are not somehow more right because I say "meme"

>You are not somehow more right because I say "meme"
>constant examples, actual arguments, and evidence versus just saying "meme"

Are you... are you being dumb on purpose?

I tried to find a reaction image to how stupid this is, but i don't have one.

I think the "cancer" was in Skaia's script of how things unfolded, of all the little things that happened that allowed Jack to become OP

>Vriska takes credit for plot developments that already happened
>she is somehow relevant

WHERE THE FUCK IS FEFERI
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>constant examples
One.
>actual arguments
Which is just asserting otherwise?
>evidence
Same thing as examples.

Trolls worked as a guide for the kids. You could argue the necessity of Hivebent or whatever but the trolls played a role in teaching the kids about Sburb and helped furthering their characters in a lot of places.
Nice one, friend.

Even the dreambubbles are mostly filled with trolls. Did we ever meet any kid besides the dead John and Dave?

Actually the real issue is that the trolls never fit into the dynamic of the original four group. They feel like outsiders, and they always feel like outsiders.
Even now Hussie knows, the entire fucking staff at What Pumpkin know, it's a story about the beta kids.

>helped furthering their characters in a lot of places.

Not really. Kanaya and Rose? Kanaya didn't really contribute to her arc, which was centered around her mother. Rose got alcoholism and got over it pretty much independent of Kanaya's actions. The same applied to the other kids.
Seriously, look at the story without the trolls. It's more or less the same. They're irrelevant.

Hussie's a cunt who after failing to make the trolls belong in the kid's social circle, opted instead to try and break the kids apart.
And even that failed. it's nice that he established such a strong core group at least.

>Actually the real issue is that the trolls never fit into the dynamic of the original four group. They feel like outsiders, and they always feel like outsiders.
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This, I can 100% agree on though. The trolls should have never become friends with the kids. They should have remained as untrustworthy assholes who they fucked around with and learned with but never really liked.
Rose is the one with the least connection to her patron troll. Karkat totally had a point to Jade and made her finally lose her shit. Terezi fucked with Dave's insecurities. Vriska made John deal with an irredeemable cunt. These are extremely important and recognizable relationships for both characters.

>Rose is the one with the least connection to her patron troll.

She married Kanaya.