This is the most american thing I've ever seen

This is the most american thing I've ever seen

youtube.com/watch?v=s95i_CFRtIE

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4x6 !!!!!!
Checked !

wasted

check'd

nice quads

> quads

lol sixtuplets

nigga speak the truth
check' em

nice dubs faggot

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>protestants
the niggers of christianity desu

dumb amerimutt thinks ppl can understand english in shitaly

Oh God!

Nice dubs

Not even Sup Forums but Paul says women should stay silent in church

>Christ "died" on the cross for us

Is that supposed to be impressive? I know dying like that must be awful, but holy shit the guy was God himself. Like I'd give a fuck about some shitty death like that when I have the whole eternity to live in paradise.

kek, true

Lel, I've seen videos of them in other countries. For example, Sweden, Poland or Greece

youtube.com/watch?v=yRNFkv5WPYQ

>Don't judge me for judging you!

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What the fuck is wrong with yanks that they think they can go to other peoples countries and preach their retardation as fact. Gas the lot of em I say.

>all nignog and latino subhumans are c*tholics
>protestants are the niggers of christianity

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this is very good to but it's missing some nationalism

They just want to save people.

You just need to accept Jesus to be saved.
You don't need some Pope guy to say you can go to heaven, or not, like Catholics believe.

Rev. 3:20
Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and eat with him, and he with me.

Most niggers are Baptists
Baptists fall under Protestantism

>cherrypicking quotes this hard
Protestants are a joke

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in the USA, maybe
Sub-Saharan Africa is fully pope'd

>it's better to hug me than a little boy
Absolutely BTFO

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Ephesians 2:8-9
For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast.

Acts 16:31
And they said, “Believe in the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved, you and your household.”

Acts 2:38
And Peter said to them, “Repent and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins, and you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.

John 5:24
Truly, truly, I say to you, whoever hears my word and believes him who sent me has eternal life. He does not come into judgment, but has passed from death to life.

John 3:16
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.

Mark 16:16
Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned.

John 3:36
Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life; whoever does not obey the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God remains on him.

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No, there are more pr*Testants than Catholics in Africa

wtf is wrong with mutts?

Well nobody believe in God in Scandinavia thanks to protestanshit

imho it's the other way around
people aren't agnostic because protestantism spreaded, but protestantism spreaded easily because people already had less faith
it's more of a cultural speciality that scandifags are hard to be convinced that God exists

American pr*Testants are the worse of all. Even Swedish Lutheran Church is better than these retards. Heck, even muslims are less retard than them.

These are the same people who are biblical literalists, who think that science is a conspiracy by the devil, and who think that Trump is the protector of Christendom. The non-traditional Protestants, the Evangelicals.

Kek, more cherrypicked quotes.

Only an american would do this song.
youtube.com/watch?v=QejpcPP3TsA

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Okay then.

Find me one quote from the bible that specifies that a figurehead of a church can absolve someone of their sins, or that he can exclude someone from going to heaven.

Find me one example where it states that going on a crusade will right any sins perpetrated in a persons life.

Find me one example where paying for forgiveness is stated in the bible.

Find me one example where even having a human figurehead is stated as being necessary, or even warranted.

lmao

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XD

who is that?

You tell me, apparently shes famous.

Americans are pretty nuts when it comes to catholics. They talk in old time-y words and say things like "good works" and "grace", to hide that what they're really saying is that being nice and doing nice things doesn't matter.

Americans are cringe generators.

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Start the Absolution, the rest you can search for yourself. Have fun.

youing numberbs :D

based

You brainwashed backward waste. Go read a book other than a bible, and please never come to europe.

the fuck :D

>You just need to accept Jesus to be saved.
>You don't need some Pope guy to say you can go to heaven, or not
So what, you would prefer we not have a living church, embodied by humans who can understand us, communicate with us and understand our problems?

Oh, of course, I forgot. This is the country that had it's people outlaw trials by jury, because they aren't mentioned in the bible.

Pretty cool.

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Classical Protestant churches still have a healthily social church life without giving divine powers to unworthy and fallible humans

QUATTRO QUADS CONFIRMED

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protestants betrayed the holy church

Which one of the two self-declared ones?

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She came around here as well :
youtube.com/watch?v=0mgIuXfTNeY

Why do they film everything?

CHECKED

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I like this bitch. Hope she comes here.

Stopped by the police in Lucerne because speaking too loudly :
youtube.com/watch?v=VpXSl2tRzlo